| ARTICLE TITLE |
WRITER / ARTIST |
ISSUE / DATE |
| You Know You're Really Getting Old When... |
Phil Hahn and Jack Hanrahan /
Paul Coker, Jr. |
116 - Jan 1968 |
| You Know You're Really Married When... |
Phil Hahn and Jack Hanrahan /
Paul Coker, Jr. |
117 - Mar 1968 |
| You Know You're Really a Parent When... |
Phil Hahn and Jack Hanrahan /
Paul Coker, Jr. |
119 - Jun 1968 |
| You Know You've Really Made It When... |
Frank Ridgeway / Paul Coker, Jr. |
125 - Mar 1969 |
| You Know You're Really Overweight When... |
Jack Kent / Paul Coker, Jr. |
128 - Jul 1969 |
| You Know You're Really a Nobody When... |
Jack Kent / Paul Coker, Jr. |
130 - Oct 1969 |
| You Know You're Really in Trouble When... |
Tom Koch / Jack Rickard |
131 - Dec 1969 |
| You Know You're Really on Your Own When... |
Tom Koch and Gloria L. Rich /
Paul Coker, Jr. |
134 - Apr 1970 |
| You Know You're Really a Bore When... |
Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. |
135 - Jun 1970 |
| You Know You're Really a Football Fan When... |
Stan Hart / Jack Davis |
140 - Jan 1971 |
| You Know It's Really Over When... |
Al Jaffee and Gloria L. Rich /
Jack Rickard |
143 - Jun 1971 |
| You Know You're Really Grown Up When... |
Alis Ellis / Paul Coker, Jr. |
149 - Mar 1972 |
| You Know You're Really Divorced When... |
Lloyd Gola |
150 - Apr 1972 |
| You Know You're Days Are Numbered When... |
Tom Koch / Bob Clarke |
151 - Jun 1972 |
| You Know You've Really Got a Problem When... |
Tom Koch / Bob Clarke |
156 - Jan 1973 |
| You Know It's Really Summer When... |
Tom Koch / Jack Rickard |
162 - Oct 1973 |
| You Know There's Something Fishy When... |
Tom Koch / Jack Rickard |
167 - Jun 1974 |
You Know You Married a Gal/Guy
Who's Much Too Young/Old For You When... |
Lloyd Gola |
170 - Oct 1974 |
| You Have Reached a State of Apathy When... |
Lou Silverstone/Jack Rickard |
171 - Dec 1974 |
| You Know You're Really a Pet Owner When... |
Lloyd Gola |
173 - Mar 1975 |
| It Almost Restores Your Faith When... |
Lou Silverstone/Jack Rickard |
174 - Apr 1975 |
| It's Bad Timing When... |
Lou Silverstone/Jack Rickard |
175 - Jun 1975 |
| It Ain't Fair When... |
Lou Silverstone/Jack Rickard |
177 - Sep 1975 |
| Take It With a Grain of Salt When... |
Lou Silverstone/Jack Davis |
183 - Jun 1976 |
| It's Adding Insult to Injury When... |
Lou Silverstone/Jack Rickard |
189 - Mar 1977 |
You Don't Give a %#*&!*?
What Other People Think When... |
Larry Siegel / Bob Jones
Marc Bilgrey (idea) |
191 - Jun 1977 |
| How Come You Worry About...When... |
Stan Hart / Jack Rickard |
195 - Dec 1977 |
| Your a Victim of Bad Timing When... |
Paul Peter Porges |
212 - Jan 1980 |
| You Know He/She is Not For You When... |
Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. |
238 - Apr 1983 |
| You Know You're in a Second Marriage When... |
Lloyd Gola |
244 - Jan 1984 |
| Your Pet Has Reached Blissful Retirement When... |
Paul Peter Porges |
269 - Mar 1987 |
| Summer Has Arrived When... |
Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. |
273 - Sep 1987 |
| It's Safe to go to the Bathroom When... |
Paul Peter Porges |
286 - Apr 1989 |
| It's Never a Good Sign When... |
John Prete / Al Jaffee |
287 - Jun 1989 |
| Your Show Biz Career is Definitely in the Dumper When... |
Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. |
324 - Jan 1994 |
| What Does it Say About Playing by the Rules When... |
Mike Snider / Sam Viviano |
326 -
Mar/Apr 1994 |
| You Know America's Been Nuked When... |
Andrew J. Schwartzberg / x |
342 -
Jan/Feb 1996 |
| You're Really Not Much of a Terrorist If... |
John Caldwell |
372 - Aug 1998 |
| Is It Really Cause for Celebration When... |
John Prete / James Warhola |
391 - Mar 2000 |
| You Know You're Osama bin Laden When... |
x / Ray Alma |
416 - Apr 2002 |
| You Know a Rapper's Gone Soft When... |
Jacob Lambert / Hermann Mejia |
444 - Aug 2004 |
You Know You're Really 70 When...
(George Lucas Edition) |
|
529 - Oct 2014 |
You Know You're Really 60 When...
(Bill Gates Edition) |
|
537 - Feb 2016 |
excerpt from You Know You're Really a Bore When... - from 135 - June 1970
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