Mad #413 January 2002

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    (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
  • Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Eddie Murphy
    (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
  • The 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2001
    • 1. Jerry Falwell Attacks America - "A.I.: Asinine Ideology" -
      (A.I.: Artificial Intelligence movie poster parody) (Angelo Torres art)
    • 2. Substance Abuse As A Career Move - "The 12 Steps of Celebrity Rehab"
      (written by Mike Mikula / Drew Friedman art)
    • 3. Little League Team, Major League Lie -
      "Mad's Modern Little League All-Star Trading Cards" (written by Mike Snider / Ray Alma art)
    • 4. Bill Clinton's $10 Million Book Deal - "One Nation Under Me" (book cover parody)
      (written by Arie Kaplan / Scott Bricher art)
    • 5. Anne Heche Says "Bye Bi" -
      "Yep, I'm Not Gay" (Time magazine cover parody) (written by Greg Leitman)
    • 6. Nascar's Crash Course in Recklessness - "Introducting NASCAR's New Pace Car"
      (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / AP & Wide World photo)
    • 7. Michael Jordan's Comeback - "Jordan at the Hoop" - (Casey at the Bat poem parody)
      (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
    • 8. The High Court Sends Medical Marijuana Up In Smoke - "At Least They're Not High" -
      (Because I Got High - Afroman song parody) (Hermann Mejia art)
    • 9. McVeigh's Death Lottery -
      "A Lottery Ticket They Might As Well Have Used" (written by Jeff Kruse / Keith Seidel art)
    • 10. The IRS Rebate - (a letter to taxpayers from the IRS) (written by Dick DeBartolo)
    • 11. The Great McSwindle - "The Honest Monopoly Game Board That Would Have Kept McDonald's Out of Trouble" (written by Charlie Kadau / research Cheryl Spitzer)
    • 12. Puff Daddy's "P. Diddy" Name Change - "P. Diddy Diddy Bang Bang" -
      (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie poster parody) (written by Greg Leitman / Mark Fredrickson art)
    • 13. China Gets the Oympics, Human Rights Gets the Shaft
      (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / AP & Wide World photo)
    • 14. Elton Duets With Eminem - "The Homey Sexual LP" (album parody)
      (written by Greg Leitman / Hermann Mejia art)
    • 15. "Grizzly" Al Gore - "Other Bearded Looks Al Gore Considered...and Rejected"
      (written by Scott Maiko / Scott Bricher art)
    • 16. The Dreadfully Awful, Really Bad XFL -
      "The Differences Between the NFL and the XFL" (John Caldwell)
    • 17. The Bush Daughters' Un-Happy Hour -
      "Mad Offers Authentic Fake I.D.S so the Bush Daughters Can Eat, Drink and Drink Some More"
    • 18. Dennis Tito Attempts to Buy a Russian Trip to Space - "2001: A Space Idiocy" -
      (2001: A Space Odyssey movie poster parody) (written by Greg Leitman / Richard Williams art)
    • 19. Cloning / Gary Condit - Fold-In (Al Jaffee)
    • 20. What - Mad Sells Out? - "A MAD Cover We'd Like to See"
      (written by Patrick Merrell / Norman Mingo and Patrick Merrell art)
  • The Sopranos Family Circus (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Syracuse art)
  • Season's Greetings 2001 from the Usual Gang of Idiots (Paul Coker, Jr. art) -- 2015 update on blog

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