Mad #483 November 2007

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Sergio Aragones, John Caldwell,
  Don (Duck) Edwing, Todd Eisner, Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Scott Maiko, Benjamin Schultz, Michael Slack,
  Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, Jason Yungbluth)
  • Micaheal Vick's Apology Statement - First Draft
  • Little-Known Provisions in the 2007 Immigration Bill
  • The Fast 5 -
    Amazing Facts About Jenna Bush's New Book
  • The Zombie Food Pyramid
  • Duck Droppings

• Fundalini Asks "What If...?" - What If Books Were Printed on Deli Meats?
• Fundalini Presents Excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups - A Clueless, Anal-Retentive Guide to Cinema
• The Godfrey Report
• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Mitt Romney
• Classified Ads
• Rejected Ultimate Fighting Championship Slogans
• The Yungbluth & The Restless
• Bitterman
• When Other Advertising Characters Get TV Shows (written by Scott Maiko / Tom Richmond art)
• Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans (written by Nathaniel Stein / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Ad for Mad Classics
• A Mad Look At Zombies (Sergio Aragones)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell)
• The Strip Club
  • Pondering the Really Meaningful Stuff... (Rob Harrell)
  • The Long and Short of It (Dan Long)
  • Elf Droppings (Jason Yungbluth)
  • Jump Cut Presents Fight Club (Paul Gilligan)
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Nicole Richie (Keith Knight)
  • Product Placement in Horror Movies (Scott Nickel)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
• Mad's Inspirational Animal Stories (fourth in a series) - The Magical Bear That Made
  People's Dreams Come True (written by Brian McConnachie / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
• One Day At Lincoln High (Eric Scott)
• Idiotic Anti-Gun Control Arguments the NRA Hasn't Used - Yet!
  (written by Jacob Lambert / Peter Kuper art)
• Things That Really Get Under A Zombie's Skin (John Caldwell)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• What School Bus Drivers are Doing While You're in Class! (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
  Mad About Star Wars, and Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin books
• 1 Is Worse Than 100 (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #165)
• Fold-In -- What little rat-faced chef raked in millions this year? (Al Jaffee)