Mad #483 November 2007

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    • Fundalini Asks "What If...?" -
      What If Books Were Printed on Deli Meats?
    • Fundalini Presents Excerpts from: Movie Screw-Ups - A Clueless, Anal-Retentive Guide to Cinema
    • The Godfrey Report
    • Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Mitt Romney
    • Classified Ads
    • Rejected Ultimate Fighting Championship Slogans
    • The Yungbluth & The Restless
    • Bitterman
  • When Other Advertising Characters Get TV Shows (written by Scott Maiko / Tom Richmond art)
  • Rejected Hillary Clinton Campaign Slogans (written by Nathaniel Stein / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
  • Ad for Mad Classics
  • A Mad Look At Zombies (Sergio Aragones)
  • Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell)
  • The Strip Club
  • Mad's Inspirational Animal Stories (fourth in a series) - The Magical Bear That Made
    People's Dreams Come True (written by Brian McConnachie / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
  • One Day At Lincoln High (Eric Scott)
  • Idiotic Anti-Gun Control Arguments the NRA Hasn't Used - Yet!
    (written by Jacob Lambert / Peter Kuper art)
  • Things That Really Get Under A Zombie's Skin (John Caldwell)
  • Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
  • What School Bus Drivers are Doing While You're in Class! (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
  • 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
  • Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
    Mad About Star Wars, and Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin books
  • 1 Is Worse Than 100 (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Bunk art)
  • What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #165)
  • Fold-In -- What little rat-faced chef raked in millions this year? (Al Jaffee)