Mad Special #70 Spring 1990

(Mad Sports 2)

• Cover Artist: Greg Theakston
  

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• On the spine: Alfred's head and MAD logo appear when spines of Special Issues #70, #71, #72, and #73 are aligned
• Ad for Subscriptions
• Contents Page
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Family Tides (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• Mad Percentages
  (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Only in the Middle of the Night...
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art)
• The Mad Owner's Manual for a New American Car
  (written by Tom Koch / Al Jaffee art)
• The Evolution of the Species, Updated
  (written by Chris Hart / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Bumper Stickers
  (written by Larry Siegel / Bob Clarke art)
• Introduction page to Sports section
  (written by Al Jaffee / Jack Davis art)
  uses artwork intended but not originally used for #26's
  A Guide to Better Understanding the Fine Old Art of Boxing
• Rockhead II (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art)
• Casey at the Talks
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
  (based on the Ernest Lawrence Thayer poem)
• The Lighter Side of Little League (Dave Berg)
• After the Game is Over
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art)
• Horrifying Sports Cliches
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at Winter Sports (Sergio Aragones)
• International Symbols for Other Olympic Highlights
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• Novelty Items for Practical-Joker Jocks
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Jack Davis art)
• Mad's Candid Snapshots of Some Insignificant