Mad XL #3 June 2000

• Main Image Cover Artist: Don Martin
  (from Sound Effect Stickers Bonus in Special #23)

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• Words on the spine:
  "100 pages of clean and wholesome depravity"
• Ad for subscriptions (Norman Mingo art from Special #15)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad merchandise
• If the Characters in "Peanuts" Aged Like Ordinary People
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Things You Never Want to Experience if Your
  Anesthesia Wears Off in the Middle of Your Surgery
  (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art)
• Mavershtick (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy Vs. Spy - snowman bear
  (written by John Schneider / Dave Manak art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Reprint of The Mad World of William M. Gaines
  by Frank Jacobs (Part 3 of 6 - in three sections)
• Some Statistics the NBA isn't Especially Proud of
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Look at Alien Abductions (Sergio Aragones)
• Even More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Irving Schild photos)
• Mad's Idiot of the Issue! Don Martin -
  Sound Effects, Factoids and Stats
• Alfred E. Neuman Answers Your Questions
  (written by Al Feldstein / Don Martin art)
• The Cavemen (Don Martin)
• A Boy and His Chemistry Set (Don Martin)
• The Fire at the Art Museum (Don Martin)
• One Day in a Sawmill (Don Martin)
• A Fairy Tale (Don Martin)
• A Mad "Show Biz Success Story"
  (written by Dean Norman / Don Martin art)
• In a Specialist's Office (Don Martin)
• The Hunters (Don Martin)
• Alone in a Washroom for the First Time (Don Martin)
• In a Fancy Restaurant (Don Martin)
• Great Non-Violent Guns (Don Martin)
• One Morning in a Bus Terminal (Don Martin)
• One Fine Day at a Television Station
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Don Martin art)
• One Fine Sunday Afternoon in the Jungle
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art)
• One Special Day in the Dungeon
  (written by Antonio Prohias / Don Martin art)
• Brutal Honesty (Sean Eisenporth)
• A Decent Disposal (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - The Bride of Frankenstein
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Jack Davis art)
• Are You a Terminal Headbanger? (Tom Cheney)
• It's a Recession... / It's a Depression
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Letter from USscAir Chairman & CEO E. Death Scorchfield (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Modern Updated Tales from the Crypt
  (written by Russ Cooper / Greg Theakston art)
• Spy Vs. Spy - washed into shark moat
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The "Makes About as Much Sense" Equivalency Chart
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art)
• Not So Great Ideas: A Potpourri of Pathetic Prototypes
  That Never Made It to Production (Paul Peter Porges)
• Drama on Page 96 - Sensitive Sounds of Sufferin' Smith
  (John Caldwell) (originally titled: Drama on Page 48)
• Fold-In -- What's the only hope all Americans
  have of receiving excellent health care? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Pay Toll - Fifty Feet
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)