- Cover and most contents: (Tom Richmond art)
- 'WOOF' poster (Sam Viviano art)
- Introduction by Bo Saddam Obama
- Day 1 - First press conference
- Day 2 - First picture wearing Hawaiian leis
- Day 3 - Portuguese Water Dog ear size
- Day 5 - Secret Service
- Day 7 - Meeting Joe Biden
- Day 9 - Vet, vacuum cleaner, one-eyed squirrel
- Things I've learned since arriving at the White House:
#1 - Blackberry not a chew toy
- Day 10 - Snapping at Fox News' Chris Wallace
- Day 12 - Not allowed on Obama's bed
- Day 15 - Lonely walk on the White House grounds
- Thought on presidential succession
- Day 18 - Past presidential dogs
- Day 21 - Chip implant
- Day 23 - Used to duck press conference questions
- Day 25 - Play date with FBI and DEA dogs
- Day 30 - "No, You Can't" play ball
- Memo to Fed Chair Ben Bernanke
- Day 34 - Huge size of the White House
- Day 38 - Meeting Nancy Pelosi
- 3 reasons Washington is a town full of hypocrites!
- Day 45 - Daily staff briefings and Rush Limbaugh jokes
- Things I've learned since arriving at the White House:
#2 - Kitchen counter usually a good food source.
- Day 53 - Obama not ready for the 3 a.m. call
- Day 60 - John McCain
- Day 63 - pooping on the White House lawn
- Day 64 - Squirrels
- Day 67 - Oprah Winfrey
- Day 68 - Secret Service agents are armed
- Day 70 - Teleprompter
- Day 73 - Secret Service dogs playing poker
- Day 77 - Fan mail
- Things I've learned since arriving at the White House:
#3 - Don't sleep on anything with a J. Crew label
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- Day 80 - Learning to swim
- Day 82 - Taunted by the one-eyed squirrel
- Day 84 - Perez Hilton runs licking photo
- Day 87 - Worms
- Things I've learned since arriving at the White House:
#4 - One benefit of having a cold nose.
- Day 90 - Barney Frank steals a dog biscuit
- Day 92 - Rupert Murdoch toilet papers
- Day 95 - Lou Dobbs
- Day 100 - "Vets" returning home
- Memo to the White House chef
- Day 102 - Leon Panetta gives briefing
- Day 104 - Taunted again by the one-eyed squirrel
- Day 105 - Meeting "The Dog Whisperer" Cesar Millan
- Thoughts on launch codes
- Day 108 - Presidential limo
- 3 more reasons Washington is a town full of hypocrites!
- Day 113 - Obama's mother-in-law, Grandma Marian
- Day 118 - Camp David
- Things I've learned since arriving at the White House:
#5 - Stay out of the gardens.
- Day 120 - Boring weekdays with Joe Biden
- Day 124 - Supreme Court dinner
- Day 127 - Searching for WMDs on White House grounds
- Day 130 - Wolf Blitzer
- To-Do List
- Day 133 - Sweaters from fans
- Day 135 - Bullet proof sweater
- Day 139 - Secret Service codenames
- Day 143 - Sweater fleas
- Things I've learned since arriving at the White House:
#6 - "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" limitations
- Day 148 - Queen of England
- Memo to Steven Spielberg
- Epilogue
- Acknowledgements
- Back Cover: 'WOOF' poster (Sam Viviano art)
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