The Don Martin Dictionary -- Alphabetical Listing

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WORD SOUND OF SOURCE OF REFERENCE ARTICLE TITLE
AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK! UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20 At the Dentist
AAAK AAK Busy City People Coughing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 Yecch or “What a Waste”
AAEEFWOFAAEE One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT Busy City Horns  MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 Yecch or “What a Waste”
ACK GAK GARK! Man Having A Heart Attack MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Pencils – as seen on TV
AGH! UGH! ARG! Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34 One Afternoon on the Beach
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
AHHHHHHHHHH Frankenstein Inhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 One Scary Night While Chasing a Monster
AHWEEEEEE-AK A Cow Horn MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48 The Hunter
aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads
aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads
aling aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads
aling! Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA Truck Horn MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman
APPLAUD YEA! Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert
ARARAGH!! Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 The Good Doctor in Africa
ARARGH!! Large Gorilla Growl MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44 The Good Doctor in Africa
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK Princess Using Mouthwash MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page C3 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG A Lady And The Hulk Making Love MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP Tarzan Fighting With Leopard MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Tarzan's New Loin Cloth
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
ARRARGHNNARRGH An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
ARRARGLE! The Hulk Calling A Waiter MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
AWK Mechanic Having A Heart Attack MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48 One Day in a Garage
AWK GAK ARGH GASP Patient Choking MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42 One Day in a Hospital
B-B-B-BORFFT! Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO Capt. Kirk Crying MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 One Day in the Life of Some Salesman
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 The Prison Mess Hall Riot
BAM! Lightning MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11 The Fortune Teller
BAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 In a Doctor's Office
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
BARF BARF Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
BBFRPRAFPGHPP Doctor Farting MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL Man making lip sounds at babies MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35 One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward
BEEYOOP The Hulk Turning Into Banner MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
BING BING BING BING BING Desk Bell Being Rung MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26 In the Acme Ritz Central
Arms Waldorf Plaza Hotel
BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Fire Station MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING Fire Alarm At Fire Station MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
BING BONG Doorbell MAD #72, July  1962, Page 48 The Salesman
BING BONG Door bell MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19 One Balmy November Morning
BIZZZT Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11 One Day in a Hospital
BLAM Gun Firing MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25 One Day in a Run-Down Shack
BLAM Gun Being Fired MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 One Morning in a Courtroom
BLAM Prisoner In A Dungeon Being Shot MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13 One Morning in the Dungeon Room
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM! Shooting A Fake Horse Head MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16 The Veterinarian
BLAM BLAM Settlers Shooting At Indians MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
BLAM BLAM Shotgun Blasting Moonshine Drinkers MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 One Day in the Mountains
BLAM BLAM BLAM Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street
BLAM BLAM PoiT Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spies MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM Guns Firing At Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 Yecch or “What a Waste”
BLAM PLOOM TATTATATTAT PWEEN PHOON KRAK PATWEEEE PLAM KAKKAKKAKAK PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM Wedding party and guests shooting bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes
Chef, Caterer, and Member of the NRA
BLAMP BLAMP Gun Shots MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
BLEEGH YAAUGH RAWGH BRAGHK SPROP BLOP BLOP GUKGUK BWAUGHK GYAAUGHT BLOBBLE SPLOP BLAP BLAP BEAUGH GUWK SPLAPPLE PLAP SPLORPLE BLAPPLE Bulimia Meeting Attendees Vomiting MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48 One Thursday Evening on West 12th Street
BLEEP Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB Helicopter Hovering MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
BLINK BLINK Deformed Eye Blinking MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 The Private Eye
BLINK BLINK Flashing Truck Headlights MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman
BLiNK BLiNK Man Blinking MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 The Astrodome
BLINK BLINK Frankenstein Eye Moving MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27 Yecch or “What a Waste”
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK Flashing Lighted Arrows MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28 The Astrodome
BLIOMP Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff
BLIT Eye Being Vacuumed MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 The Private Eye
BLOIT Popeye's Muscle Popping Up MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
BLOOM BLOOM Real gun firing. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19 Don Martin in a Play-Land
BLOOP Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 On a Summer's Afternoon
BLORP Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street
BLORP Eyes Popping up in Water MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Helicopter Flying MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB Boy Sinking in Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street
BONG Man's Head Hitting A Bell MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48 In an Amusement Park
BONG Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 The Telephone
BONG Refrigerator Timer Going Off MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 The Anesthetist
BONG Train Station Local Number Popping Up MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 On the Subway
BONG Clock Striking Midnight MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page C4 A Fairy Tale
BONG Elevator Stopping At A Floor MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
BONG Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Lands on Guy's Weight MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown
BONG (7 times) Bell Ringing for Start and End of Boxing Rounds MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41, 42 One Night at the Fights
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page C4 One Day in Paris
BOOM Cannon Firing MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11 Great Non-Violent Guns!
BOOM Shooting Man Out Of Cannon MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 The Great Zucchini
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times) A Distant Drum Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 The Message
BOOMER-ROOM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
BPLFLT! Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27 Boarding the Uptown Bus
BRAK GRAK Car Shifting To First Gear MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman
BRAP Belching After Large Meal Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
BRAVO BRAVO Audience MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 One Fine Evening at a Recital
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE Audience Cheering MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 One Fine Evening at a Recital
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47 A Visit to the Country
BRING Phone Ringing MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29 Yecch or “What a Waste”
BRING-A-LING Phone Ringing MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48 One Fine Evening During Prime Time
BRLFFSP! Baby Blowing Spit Bubbles Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
BRNNGT BRNNGT Telephone Ringing MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 One Fine Day Uptown
BROOM Car Wheeling Away MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!! Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 The Appointment
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA Car Revving For A Drag Race MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman
BRRRAPP! Boy Belching MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG … Phone Ring MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48 One Sunday Evening
BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA Boxer Pummels Head Of Opponent Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
BUR-RP Patient Belching In I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 Later On in the Hospital
BURP! Burp MAD #229, March 1982, Page C1 Front Cover – Last Gas for Next 200 Miles
BWEEP Scientists Leg Growing MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48 Once Again in the Laboratory
BWEEP Large Cylindrical Bump Rises From Top Of Head Where Brick Had Bounced Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
BZOWNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 One Day in the Patent Office
BZZNNT Ray Gun Firing MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42 One Day in the Patent Office
BZZOWNT Electric Drill Applied To Forehead Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
BZZOWNT! Head in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 One Day in a Bus Depot
BZZT BZZT Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37 One Evening in a Hospital Room
BZZZ BZZT Flying Insect MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 Early One Evening in the Country
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA Change Machine For Telephone MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37 One Night in the L.A. Bus Terminal
BZZZT KLIK- KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA Vending Machine About To Make Change MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 One Evening in the Miami Bus Terminal
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 The Safecrackers
CAW CAW CAW Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
CAW-CAW-CAW Wild Game Call for Crow MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Mother Shaking A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA Baby Shaking Another Baby MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48 One Saturday Night at the North Pole
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Eskimo Eating A Fish MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48 One Saturday Night at the North Pole
CHIKA-CHUNK... KLIK... SPUKKONK SPUTZ! SPAZAT KLOON SPOP... SPOP... SPOP KAZOP! KLOON PUTT... PUTT... PUTT... SPOP KLOON PUTT KALLOON Airboat Speeding Along MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 Genteel Ben
CHIMP CHIMP Fingernail Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 One Day in South Dakota
CHIRP TIK-TIK KRIK BREET BREET TOOD TOOD KRIDIT-KRIDIT BREET BROOT TIKA-TIKA CHEEP KIKATIK BLIDIT TOOWIT TOOWOO KATY-DID KATY-DIDN'T JUGARUM HOOT KRIK-KRIKIT BREEP-BREEP TIK-TIKA BEEDOOP GLOOT-GLOOT GLIKA-GLIKA TIKATIK-CHIRP GLEET-GLEET WHOOOOOOOO BREEBEEP BREEDEET BROODOOT Indians Making Noises MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING! Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18 Kitzel's Department Store
CHOMP Patient Biting String MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21 One Day in a Hospital
CHOMP CHOMP Full Mouth Chewing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 The Modern Highwayman
CHOMP CHOMP Bird Eating Clam MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29 A MAD “Minute Nature Study”
CHOMP CHOMP Spiderman Eating A Fly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Hippie Eating A Banana MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Genteel Ben Eating MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 Genteel Ben
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Eskimo Chewing Fish Head Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK Vultures Eating Car MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 12 Out West
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP Castaway Eating and Drinking MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Castaway Lobby Loiterer
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP Boy Eating Sandwich MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
CHOMP GLUKKLE SHLORP Man eating in restaurant MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP Man Biting Wrench And Chewing MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 On the Job
CHONK Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 In the Hospital
CHONK CHONK CHONK Subtotal Chopping At Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK Man Chewing Glass Stopping Suddenly MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of
Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK Man Digging Ground MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 One Morning in a Prison Tower
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP Man Chopping Down Tree MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15 One Day in South Dakota
CHOP-CHOP Scoutmaster Hitting Tree With Ax MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 One Day on a Hike
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA Steam Roller MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician
CHUNK Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 Later On in the Hospital
CHUNK Bird stabbing worm with fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 An Italian Robin Catching a Worm
CHUNK-KASHINK (four times) Explorers Digging MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9 One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER Man's Bones Breaking MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13 The Chiropractor
CLANG Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
CLANG CLANG CLANG Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 The Safecrackers
CLAP (eleven times) Crowd Enthusiastically Clapping MAD #242  Oct 1983 Page 21 One Fine Medieval Morning at Home
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11 The Class Program
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42 One Fine Evening at a Recital
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP Audience Clapping MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 One Evening at a Banquet
Saluting an Outstanding American
CLAP CLAP! Applause MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP Prisoners Applauding Chef MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 The Prison Mess Hall Riot
CLATTA CAK CLAKA Chicken Laying Egg MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
CLICK Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24 Another Brain Operation
CLICK! A Photographer Taking A Picture MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10 On the Boardwalk
CLIK CLIK Running Down Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
Clik Clik Chicken Jumping Into Nest MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
CLiK KLAK Key Opening Steam Cabinet MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29 One Evening at the Health Club
CLIK RRROOOOM Electric Fan Being Turned On MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK Running Up Concrete Steps MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
CLINK Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9 Another Visit with a Sculptor
CLINK CLOINK BZZT Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine. MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15 One Day in a Bus Depot
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP Dracula Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP Lady Running Down A Path MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
CLONK! Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15 A Young Man's Ambition
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP Pay Phone being assaulted  MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13 One Tuesday Morning on Main Street
CRUGAZUNCH Two Cars Colliding MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 One Fine Friday Evening Downtown
CRUNCH Sign Hitting Ground MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 One Day at a Construction Site
DANG Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 Another Visit to the Dentist
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG Police Or Fire Siren MAD #215, June 1980, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover
Building Ledge-Jumper Helper
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging for Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG Man Digging for Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey
DIK-DIK DIK DAK DIK DAKKA DAK DAKKA DIKKA DIKKA DAKKA DIK DIK DAKKA DAKKA DAK DIKKA DAK Typist Typing On A Computer Keyboard MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office
DIKKA DIK DEEP DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAK DAK DAGIK DOOT DOOT DAK DIK DABWAK DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA OONT DIKKADIKKA DAGAK DIKKA DOOT BWEET DIT DIT DIT GIKKADIK DIKKA DIKKA DIKDOKKA DAK DEEP DAKKITY DAK DAKKA DAKKA DIKKA DIK Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31 Casey at the Byte
DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA Man Trying Out New TV Remote MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47 One Evening on Sherwood Drive
DIKKA-DIKKA DIKKA-DAK DIKDIKDIK DAKKA DAKKA DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA DAGAK DAK DIKKADAK DIKKA DIKKA DAKDAKDAK DAKKA DAKKA DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31 Casey at the Byte
DING Elevator Door About To Close MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39 One Fine Day in Rochester, New York
DING (13 times) Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
DING DING DING DING DING Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 Early One Morning
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Airport Metal Detector Going Off MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Man Filling Himself Up With Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8 Early One Morning
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING Alarm clock MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Weddings
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 Early One Morning
DINGALINA DINGALINGA Doomsday Man Ringing A Bell MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11 One Morning on a Street Corner
DINGALINGA DINGALINGA Cannibal Dressed as Santa Ringing a Bell for Donations MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23 One Fine Christmas in the Jungle
DINK DINK DINK DINK Tip-Toeing MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 Etiquette
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 In Injun Territory
DIT Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT Eye Rolling Across The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician
DIT-CLUNK Fish Landing on Golf Green and Hole MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36 In Injun Territory
DOiP! Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician
DOMP DOMP DOMP Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE
(repeat 4 times)
A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48 The Message
DOOBADOOBADOOBA Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
DOONT Surfer Hitting Pole MAD #120 July 1968, Page C2 One Day at the Beach
doont Wine Bottle Bounces Off Forehead Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
DOOOT Lunchtime Work Whistle MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Jack-in-the-Lunchbox
doop Food falling out of choking man's mouth MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
DOOT Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48 Late One Afternoon in a Doctor's Office
DRIPPLE BLIT Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA Tarzan Beating Chest MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11 One Summer Day in the Jungle
DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUB Helicopter Sound Effects Printed on Joke Flag Fired from Flare Gun from a Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
ECKECK! Dog With a Tic MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11 One Morning in a Drug Store
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH Tarzan's Distress Call MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 Early One Morning in an African Jungle
EECH YAK OOOH OGH! OOF! ACK AAGH GAAH OGGOCK YAAH YARGH OOH THUD GACK Indians Getting Shot MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
EEEAAAGH!! Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue. MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27 One Night in a Living Room
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Car Screaming Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman
EEYAAAOOORRNNNNN OHH AHHHH
FONDLE YEAH MMMM SLURP UHHH
A sudden power failure striking a Disco MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
FABA DABA ZAP Electrodes Delivering 400,000 Volts MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23 One Dark Night in a Laboratory
FABADAP Cows Udder Moving Again MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture
FAGROOLANA FASHUNK FAGROOLANA FASHUNK FAGROOLANA Coroner Opening, Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23 One Fine Afternoon in the Morgue
FAGROON KLUBBLE KLUBBLE Food Mart Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14 In a Super Market
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM Sounds from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH Sounds from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
FAP A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10 In a Doctor's Office
FARRAPPGHT! FPFWORPFT! FFFPFWRAP! Three News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36 One Fine Day at a Television Station
FASHKLORK Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26 Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal
FERRAP! Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
FERRIP! King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – King of Spades I.D.
FFFFOOOOOOOO Frankenstein Exhaling MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49 One Scary Night While Chasing a Monster
FFFRRRAAPFT! Man Expelling Compressed Air MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
FFPGHFTP! Caveman blowing stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 The Very First Musical Instrument
FIDIP-FIDIP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture
FINK! Head Springing Out Of Toy MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8 The Boy and His Toy
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP Survival Raft Shaped Like Island with Palm Tree Inflating MAD #134 April 1970, Page C2 Ditched in the South Pacific
FIP-FIP Cows Udder Moving MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture
FIT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 One Summer Afternoon
FITZ ROWR A Hungry Stomach Churning MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10 Etiquette
FIZZAZZIT Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48 Late One Evening on Death Row
FLABADAP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair for Prince #2 MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
FLADAT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident
FLADIP Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Dispenses Fortune MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown
FLAFFLIFF Flasher Opening His Overcoat MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP Woman folding up man. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach
FLAP! FLAP! Ears Flapping MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning
FLEEDLE LEDDLE FLORK LAFLATCH DOODLE GLOODLE PHLAKFFA BBBLPLAST! Doctor plays human organ like a bagpipe MAD #273 Sep 1987 Page 13 Don Martin Visits the Morgue
FLIBADIP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair for Prince #1 MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
FLIBADIP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 Don Martin Takes a Last Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF Robber Putting on Mask MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17 Early One Morning Downtown
FLIFF FLIFF Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
fliff fliffle florf sworf Tarzan Missing The Next Vine MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
FLIFFLAFF Dracula Opening His Cape MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
FLIK Flicking a Bug MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 Early One Evening in the Country
FLIK King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card) MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – King of Spades I.D.
FLiK Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
FLIK Parachutist Pulling Out Instruction Card MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9 One Fine Afternoon While Skydiving
FLIK Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43 One Evening on a Street Corner
FLIP A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11 The Grand National 50 LB.
Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
FLIP BLAP BLAP Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger
FLiP FLiP FLiP FliP Man randomly flipping through phone book MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7 One Dark and Lonely Night
FLIT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident
FLOBA-DAP! Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48 In an Alley
FLOIDOIP Bird Hatches Enormous Egg Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
floof Distant Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in
The Black Hills of S. Dakota
FLOOF Rising Smoke Signal MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in
The Black Hills of S. Dakota
FLOOF FLOOF FLIFFLE FLIF Crop Duster Using Giant Hand Duster MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 One Day in the Country
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf! Many Smoke Signals in the Distance Rising Quickly MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in
The Black Hills of S. Dakota
FLOON Atomic Blast At Ground Zero MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP Man folding up beach umbrella. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach
FLOPLOPLOPLOP Woman Falling In Slices MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48 The Moving Men
FLOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13 The Accident
FLUK Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Steals Guy's Wallet MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42 One Morning in a Bus Terminal
FOINSAPP Bent Saw Released In Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
FOOF Stove Being Turned On MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip
FOOM Explosion MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16 The Safecrackers
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM
DING (12 times)
Fireworks On Scoreboard MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29 The Astrodome
FOOM! Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8 The Concert
FOOMP! Safe Falling On Man And Woman MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40 The Hero
FOOSH Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon MAD #110. Apr 67, Page C2 Paperback Ad for
The Mad Adventures of Captain Klutz
FOOSH FWIZZISH Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate
FOOSHT Beam Of Light Incinerating the Gelfling MAD #240 July 1983 Page 28 Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal
FOOWOOM Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man MAD #240 July 1983 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Executioner's Fire
FORCHA GORCHA GOOCHA GITCHA Getting caught in a frenzied rear end Disco rub MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
fordort Hearing a falsie hit the dance floor and hoping it's not yours! MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
FOWM Mask Retracting MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10 At the Mask Store
FROOM Police Car Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12 One Day on the Highway
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA Skateboarder traveling down steep city hill MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
FUMP Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42 On the Beach
FUNK! Head Springing Out Of Man's Body MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9 The Boy and His Toy
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG Toilet Flushing MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48 An Early Morning Bathroom Scene
FURSHGLURK Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32 Yecch or “What a Waste”
FUT! Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 One Summer Afternoon
FWABADAP! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben
FWADDAPP! Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30 In Caveman Days
FWAK Brick Bounces Off Top Of Head Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
FWAM Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8 A Frightful Incident
FWAP Throwing Purse On Counter MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29 In a Department Store
FWAP Boxing Glove Smashing a Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 Outside a Novelty Shop
FWAP Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 One Day at a Construction Site
FWAP Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park
FWAP! Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48 One Summer Afternoon
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
FWEE Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic) MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park
FWEE! Hair Raising MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning
FWEEE Baby Flying Through Air MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11 Young Doctor Freen
FWEEE Skateboarder flying MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
FWEEEEE Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
FWEEP GING GOING WALK DON'T WALK DIT DIT DONG RRRRREERRR ING DING DING DING DIN Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 Genteel Ben
FWIFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF Man's Suit Inflating as He Goes Airborne After Car Hits Him MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
FWiP Glove Door Opening MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop
FWIP Siamese twins rolling over in bed. MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29 One Night in the Acme Ritz Central Arms
Waldorf Plaza Statler Hilton Grand Hotel
FWIP Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
fwip Bride throwing bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40 At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes
Chef, Caterer, and Member of the NRA
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP Jane Tying Two Vines Together MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
FWiSK Man Grabbing Wild Game Call from Fellow Hunter MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
FWISK Waiter running to choking man MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
FWISK FWISK A Hotel Maid Dusting MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11 Early One Morning in a Hotel Room
FWISK FWISK Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 One Day on a Tiny Desert Island
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Man Sweeping Deserted Island MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 One Day on a Tiny Desert Island
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11 One Lucky Morning on Friday the 13th
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK …. Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19 One Day on a Tiny Desert Island
FWISK GLURK Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of
Rubby's Mouth To Make A Molotov Cocktail
MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38 One Day Last Summer
FWISK GLURK Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11 One Day in the Jungle
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP Camper un-folding. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12 One Day at Campsite 39-B
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger
FWIZZ Throwing a Chess Board MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39 Early One Evening in the Country
FWOF Elephant Flashing Jane MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42 One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
FWOOF Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48 One Fine Day in the Arctic
FWOOSH Woman Swings a Tennis Racket MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11 One Day in the Life of a Tennis Pro
FWOOSH SPASHLE Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29 One Sunny Day in the Dungeons
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH Sounds of the Ocean from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
FWOP Parachute Opening MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27 Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal
FWOP Man Bouncing Off Front End of Car MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
FWUMP Werewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover
Werewolf in Dog-Catcher's Truck
Fxlgxtlkfxg! Woman swearing MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12 Future TV Ads
GA-SHKLURTZ Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11 One Day in Philadelphia
GA-SHPLUCT Farmer Steps In Cow Flop Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GA-SPLORTCH Boy Entering Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street
GAHOOGA HOOGA Horn Honking Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
GALINK GALOINK GALINK GALOINK Getting “Flash Bulb Pupils” from dancing to close to the lights MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
GARRARGH! Man turning into a werewolf MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover
Werewolf in Dog-Catcher's Truck
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23 One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert
GASHKLITZ Squirting Flower parted by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
GASHKLITZ Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop
GASHKLITZKA Water From Boutonniere Hitting Face MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23 One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street
GASHKUTZGA Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
GASHOOK GRUNCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
GASHPLUTZGA Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11 Early One Morning in South America
GASKROOCH Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
GASPLUSH Cannibal Adding Little Explorer to Human Stew MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10 One Fine Sunday Afternoon in the Jungle
GEEEN Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
GIGAZING Troweling Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street
GING GEEEN Stretching Monitor Cables Connected to Patient MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4 One Day on the Sixth Floor
GING GING Prince Reaching the End of Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
GING GING Violin String Bending Like a Bow MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13 One Day in a Tenement
GiNG GiNG Bird twirling worm around fork. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 An Italian Robin Catching a Worm
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
GING GING Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Scene in a Surgery
GING GING Thirsty Pulling Bow, Ready to Release Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47 Conehead – The Barbituate
GING GING Bow Being Pulled MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall
GING GING Spring MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14 One Fine Day in North Calamari
GING GING Bow Being Drawn MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 8 One Morning in Sherwood Forest
GING GING THWAT Schoolboy Stretching Slingshot, Firing, Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23 One Afternoon in the Schoolroom
GING GOYNG Mask Flying Off Face MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10 At the Mask Store
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT Frog Catching Fly MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15 Don Martin Looks at Frogs
GISHKLORK King Kong stepping on somebody MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22 One Fine Day With King Kong
GISHKLURK Soup Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48 One Evening in an Ohio Bus Station
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG Wedding Bells MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
GLANK Stick against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
GLAWK! Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK Water Bag Leaking MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 Outside a Novelty Shop
GLIMP Swallowing a bubble at “The Soap Factory Disco” MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
GLiNK Worm popping out of ground. MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11 An Italian Robin Catching a Worm
GLINK Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39 One Evening at Home
GLINK Walk Light Changing MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31 One Afternoon in Downtown Lourdes
glinK Maniac Boy Pulls Wing Off Fly Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GLINK Water Falling Into A Tin Cup MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27 One Fine Day in Chicago, Illinois
GLINK  Single Raindrop MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 One Day Last April
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK Several Raindrops MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 One Day Last April
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP A Bowl Of Soup MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21 Last Week in a Freensville Diner
GLISH GLUTCH ARRAGGH YAK BLAM BLAM AWK GAROOF GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOM BLOOM BLAM BLAM YAGGAK WHAP WHAP ROWR GROWR RIP MANGLE GURGLE GLUK Domestic Mayhem and Carnage Involving a Small Child, His Mother, a Dog and a Police Officer MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48 One Fine Evening During Prime Time
GLIT Pulling Hat from Wet Cement MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48 One Morning Back on Main Street
GLIT GLIT GLIT Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of
Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT Olive Oyl Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 In the Hospital
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP (4 times) Dripping Tap MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48 An Advertisement
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP Dripping Faucet Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GLITCH Foot Squashes Dog Poop Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP CHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH Sculptor Molding Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
GLOOK Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole MAD #72, July  1962, Page 10 A Fisherman and His Wife
GLOOP Golf Ball Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12 Don Martin on the Golf Course
GLOOP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 25 Later On in the Hospital
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP Patient Emptying I.V. Bag MAD #104. July 66, Page 13 In the Hospital
GLOOP! Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27 Shipwrecked
GLORP Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Island Sinking Into Ocean MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27 Shipwrecked
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG Two Cruise Ships Taking on Water MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9 One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic
GLUK King Kong Throwing Girl Into Mouth MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21 Around Noon on a Movie Set
GLUK Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9 Early One Morning in an African Jungle
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Indian Drinking Fire Water MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27 One Afternoon in the Northwest Territory
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK Popeye Eating Spinach MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
GLUK! Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 The Pogo-Stick Incident
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK Drinking beer. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48 One Night in a Bar Along the Highway
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
GLUT Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13 On the Job
GLUT! Tongue Lashing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING Car Bouncing on Springs MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
GOOMA-DOOM Oil Tanker Exploding MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13 Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
GORSHLE GUSH Water Running Through Hole in Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48 Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike
GRING Telephone ringing MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47 In a Specialist's Office
GROINK RIP RIP Man turning into a werewolf MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 One Day in the City
GROWWWWMMM Car Growling Its Arrival MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman
GRRM Motorcycle in Distance MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 One Day on the Highway
GRROWN Motorcycle MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 One Day on the Highway
GRRR Jeep Racing Up Hill MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
GRRRRRR… Angry Dogs Growling At Fireman MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT! Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN Fly Remover Vending Machine Working MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station
GWAP Dog Biting Woman's Nose MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42 One Evening on a Corner Downtown
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC. Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 "Robinson Crusoe" or
On the Beach with Don Martin
HAR HAR YUKKLE YUK HEE-DE-HEE-HEE SNIKKER CHUCKLE HEH HEH HO HA YAHHAH Crowd Laughter MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC Man With Hiccups MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal
HiC! Hic Hic Hic Fit of Hiccups MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9 In the Operating Room with Don Martin
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m Barbers' Buzz Cutter MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48 At the Barber Shop
HO-HUM Man Yawning In Street MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9 Early One Morning
Huff…puff… Hmmmm…Ahhh… Mmmmmm…Huffa… puffa…gasp! Sounds from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
HUFFLE-PUFFLE Dracula Breathing While Running MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
INKLE-KLINK A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Vending Machine MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48 One Fine Thursday in Seattle
K-CHOOK Elevator Door Closing MAD #72, July  1962, Page 37 On the Elevator
KABOOMM Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11 A Guided Tour Through a Steel Foundry
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH! Lab Assistant Sneezing MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15 In the Laboratory
KACHUGH! CHUH! Train Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 The Appointment
KACHUNK Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
KACHUNK Prince #1 Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
KACHUNK Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 The Great Zucchini
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48 One Evening at the Bus Terminal
KACHUNK KACHUNKA KACHUNK KACHUNK KA BONG Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake. MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9 The Inventor
KACHUNK KKKSH Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince #2 Jumping Onto and Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Jumping Onto and Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38 Don Martin Takes a Last Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
KACHUNK TING (twice) Typist Typing On Typewriter Using Carriage Return MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office
KACHUNKA Crop Duster Bay Doors Opening MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 One Day in the Country
KADOONK Prison Guard Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prisoner's Mouth MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK Heavy to Deadly Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 The Prisoner's Last Request
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT Burping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48 One Night in a Bar Along the Highway
KAPOOOSHSHISH Tree Collapsing On William Tell's Son MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW Lightening Hitting A Person MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47 One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK Mafia Informant Shuffling Along In Some Custom Made Cement Shoes MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48 One Fine Evening on a Brooklyn Street
KASHPRITZA Bug spray. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40 One Hot Summer Morning
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11 One Day on a Desert Island
KATOOF Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48 The Last Day on a Desert Island
KATOOF THITH-THITH-THITH PAF FSSSSSH Flare Sound Effects Printed on Joke Flag Fired from Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island
KAWK ACK GAK Man starts choking in restaurant MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
KAZASH Television hitting the ceiling MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21 One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, CT
KCHGGHCK Genteel Ben Getting Framed MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben
KERACKK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15 During a Summer Shower
KING DING PLINK Zoo Keeper Dropping Key MAD #111. June 67, Page 35 The Smartest Ape in Captivity
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF Moderate Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 The Prisoner's Last Request
KIPF KIPF Light Coughing MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21 The Prisoner's Last Request
KISS KISS KISS KISS Man Kissing Sand MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11 One Day in the Park
KISS KISS KISS KISS King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24 One Fine Day With King Kong
KITTOONG SHKLUNK Brain Thrown Into Frankenstein's Head Like A Basketball MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page C4 One-On-One Night in the Laboratory
KKCHK CRACKLE CRUNCH Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger
KKCHK FEW Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 The Brick Layers...
KKKKKKKKKKKK KAKROOSH Tree Falling and Crushing Troop MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48 One Day on a Hike
KKKSH KKKSH Bricks Thrown Through Windows MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48 One Evening in the Living Room
KKKSSH Superman Crashing Through A Wall MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17 A Mad Look at Superman
KLAK Flying Teeth Catching Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course
KLAK Movie Clapperboard Clapping MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11 One Day on Location
KLAK  Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe Door MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 Late One Night in a Bank
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK Hitting two small rocks together. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK (3 times) Demonstrating popular ball clicker with shrunken heads MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 25 The Enterprising Young Amazon
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE Tin Cans Falling Down MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13 In a Super Market
KLAKADAK SPRITZ Snapping several vertebrae while inventing a new step, and getting a pantyhose run at the same time MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15 Waterskiing
KLANG Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16 Waterskiing
KLANG A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12 The Grand National 50 LB.
Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
KLANG Hippie Hitting Head On Stove MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14 A San Francisco Trip
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG Metal Being Struck by Hammer MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page C4 One Day in Alaska
KLANG KLANG KLANG Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
KLANK Metal Head Trap MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK Cement Truck Operator Covers Co-Worker in Cement MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12 One Not So Fine Day
In the Life of Artie Charney
KLEP KLEP KLIPPITY KLEP KLAP KLAP KLEP KLEP Merry Men Applauding Robin Hood's Off-Center Bulls-Eye MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 8 One Morning in Sherwood Forest
KLIK Thief Turning On Light MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48 Another Great Bank Robbery
KLiK Mechanical game gun jamming. MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18 Don Martin in a Play-Land
KLIK Camera taking photo MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 38 One Day at the Photographer's
KLiK Button on various power tools. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19-20 New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
KLIK Toenail Being Clipped MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39 One Evening at Home
KLiK Pressing a Button MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44 Early One Evening in Atlantic City
KLIK Man Cocking His Pistol MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
KLIK Lady Turning Off A Lamp MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
KLIK Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 Late One Night in a Bank
KLIK TV Remote Control MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21 One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, CT
KLIK Man Turns on TV MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47 One Evening on Sherwood Drive
KLIK dink Casey's Elbow Hitting Computer Keyboard Delete Key MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30 Casey at the Byte
KLIK KLAK Cannon Bolt Action MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48 The Great Zucchini
KLIK KLAK Monitor Being Adjusted MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4 One Day on the Sixth Floor
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK Man folding up beach table. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK Waiter Walking Across "Water" MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Castaway Lobby Loiterer
KLIK KLAK ZIK KAZAK PLOIP Prison Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25 One Dark Day in a Prison
KLIK KLIK Man Turning A Television Dial MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
KLIK KLIK KLIK Guns Getting Ready MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15 Early One Morning in South America
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK Capt. Kirk Hitting Keys on Computer Terminal MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
KLIK KLIK KLIK SKREEK SKRAWK Arm Extending from Crop Duster Bay Opening MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35 One Day in the Country
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF Cinderella Running MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page C4 A Fairy Tale
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH Starting Modified Air Conditioner MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK Cash Register Key Pushing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
KLiK-SPROiNG Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head MAD #111. June 67, Page 35 The Smartest Ape in Captivity
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station
KLINGDINGGOON Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17 At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair
KLINK A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 A Domestic Scene
KLINK Man Snapping Chains of Shackles MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11 One Morning in a Prison Tower
KLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48 One Evening in an Ohio Bus Station
KLINK GALINK Inserting Coins Into Machine MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station
KLINK GALINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal
KLINK GLINK Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42 One Morning in a Bus Terminal
KLINK GLINK GLUNK Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39 One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14 Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost!
KLINK KLUNK GADINK Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11 One Day in Philadelphia
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK! Safecrackers MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15 The Safecrackers
KLINKADINK Coin Being Deposited in a Weight / Fortune Telling Machine MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48 One Fine Afternoon Downtown
KLIP KLIP KLIP KLIP Attaching Horse Ears to Horse Ears Jumper Cables MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
KLOINK Dracula Crashing Into A Statue MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
KLOMP Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48 After the Rains
KLOMP Butler Falling From Ceiling MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26 The Guest of Royalty
KLOMP Spiderman Crashing Into A Building MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP Television Walks Toward Man MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47 One Evening on Sherwood Drive
KLONK Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48 Another Great Bank Robbery
KLONK Slide Trombonist Hits Fellow Player in Head MAD 84 Special Nov 1984 Page 34 Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
KLOON Rock against head. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
KLOONK KA- DOONK Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15 One Fine Day Downtown
KLOOONN Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48 Late One Night in a Bank
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48 One Evening in a Bus Station
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK
Men Helping Themselves to Moonshine MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44 One Day in the Mountains
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Warden Tame Running to Airboat MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 Genteel Ben
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP Bartender Running Across The Floor MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover
“Bartender... gi' me a double!”
KLUNK Horse Tripping On Rock MAD #127 June 1969, Page C2 One Day on the Prairie
KLUNK Stick falling on ground. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 The Very First Musical Instrument
KLUNK Car Lightly Hitting Rear of Bus MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page C4 One Evening in the City
KLUNK Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop
KLUNK Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Popeye
KLUNKA CHUNKA KLUNKA-CHUNKA Steamroller Flattens Paved Head Along With Road MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut...
KLUP KLUP KLUP KLUP Trotting Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
KLUPADA KLUPADA KLUPADA KLUPADA (twice) Galloping Horse MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42 One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK Someone Knocking On A Door MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
KooKooK KooKooK Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36 Another Visit to the Dentist
KOONG Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42 A Quick Stroll
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF Man Coming up for Air behind Dike MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48 Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike
KRAK Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37 The Telephone
KRAK Large rock against stout stick. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
KRAK Gorilla Adjusting Baby Tarzan's Back MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
KRAKKLE KRAK Casey Cracking His Knuckles MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30 Casey at the Byte
KRASH Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17 The Anesthetist
KRASH Rock Hitting Ground MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21 One Day Five Thousand Years Ago
KREEK KREEK Clothes Line Being Pulled MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29 One Sunny Day in the Dungeons
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43 The Rime of the Modern Surfer
KRUGAZUNCH Two Lifeboats Colliding MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9 One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic
KRUNCH Arm Wrestlers cracking nuts. MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19 Late One Night in a Waterfront Tavern
KRUNCH Capt. Kirk Breaking Off Chair Arm on the Bridge MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of
Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH Man Chewing Glass MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of
Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
KSSHFWOOM Parachutist Crashing Through Building Roof MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9 One Fine Afternoon While Skydiving
KSSSH Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13 The Haircut...
KUK UK AK Man choking in restaurant as waiter assists MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
KWAPP! Boxer Hitting Punching Bag MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18 One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
KWEEE Man's Hair Standing On End MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15 One Friday Morning
KWEEK! KWEEK! Nostrils Flaring MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28 Early One Morning
KWOIP Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
KWONG Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13 One Fine Day Downtown
While Passing a Construction Site
KWONK Man Being Hit on Head With Stick MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11 One Morning in an Old English Forest
KWONK Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
KWOP Woman catching bouquet MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33 Don Martin Looks at Weddings
MAMP SPWAT TOK Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts MAD #242  Oct 1983 Page 35 One Afternoon on a Remote Jungle Island
MAP-MAP Ant Boxing Cows Udder MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26 One Day in the Pasture
McPWAF Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
MMMMM... SMACK Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19 One Fine Evening in a Castle
MMMMMMMM Tape measure returning. MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 19 New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
MMMP AARH GA-SHLOIP Luke Removing His Mask MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 42 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
MMP ARG ECK Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11 One Monday Afternoon in a
Downtown Jewelery Store
MMP UGH ARG Tarzan Moves a Hippo MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
MMP! ARRGH! Gagged and bound man trying pull phone down off desk MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx
MMPH! UMPH! Gagged and bound man trying to move toward phone MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx
MOWM Atomic Blast MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
NNYEEOWNNT Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
NOK NOK NOK NOK Salesman Knocking On A Door MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 One Day in the Life of Some Salesman
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNGHFK FWEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNGKFPK Husband Snoring MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13 Late One Night...
OOMP DOOMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
OONK OONK BLEEP Busy City Horns  MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33 Yecch or “What a Waste”
OOOKK! AWK! Man Having Heart Attack MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48 Down on Wall Street
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY! Santa Claus Moaning MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33 The Month Before Christmas
PADAP PADAP PADAP PADAP Prison Guard Dribbling Meatloaf MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding
PAF Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19 A Fairy Tale
PAF Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19 One Fine Evening in a Castle
PAF Frog Becoming Prince MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Frog Turning Into Prince MAD #180, Jan 1976, Pace C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Prince Turning Into A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Man Changing Into A Woman MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42 One Evening in the Miami Bus Terminal
PAF Bat Turning Into Dracula MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
PAF Frog Turning Into A Prince MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince MAD #247 June 1984 Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAF TOOONG Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
PAK POW Coughing Truck Engine MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman
PAM Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48 The Hitchiker
PAT PAT PAT PAT Mother Patting A Baby's Head MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
PAT PAT PAT PAT Baby Patting A Rattle MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11 One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
PATWANG FWEEEE Branch Springing Back, Then  Flinging Baby Tarzan Away MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
PBLRBLPSFT The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Wild Game Call for Mystery Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG Strange Bird MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
PFLAP Woman Holding Paper MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48 One Day in an Office
PHOOM King Kong stepping into a train car MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23 One Fine Day With King Kong
PHOOO PHOOO Indian Blowing onto Fire MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in
The Black Hills of S. Dakota
PHWAM Carnival boss slamming down receiver on telephone MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9 One Thursday Morning on East 12th Street
PIK PIK PIK Man Notching Door Frame MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
PING (18 times over four panels) Pimples Popping MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48 One Day in a Laboratory
PiNG THWAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 In a Doctor's Office
PINK Tarzan Flicking a Bug from Jane's Hair MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
PITOOIE Woman Spitting Out Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE Several People Spitting MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16 One Day Last April
PITTOOIE Giant Man Spitting Out Bone MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29 Don Martin's Natural History Movies #27
The Goono Aborigines
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP Bullet Ricocheting off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads. MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11 One Morning in a Courtroom
PLABLABLABLAB The Batmobile With A Flat Tire MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
PLABLABLABLABL Bucket Rope Releasing MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 A Dreadful Day
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT Man folding up beach chair. MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23 One Afternoon at the Beach
PLAK FLOP CLATTER Teeth Locked on to Golf Ball Hitting Green MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course
PLAM Guy Shooting Himself in Head MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42 One Fine Friday Evening Downtown
PLAM Rifle Firing MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13 One Grim Morning in South America
PLAM PLAM Gun Firing MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48 In an Alley
PLAP An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9 In a Doctor's Office
PLAP Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
PLING Person Flipping A Coin Special #20, Winter 1976, Bonus Insert “Give 'Em Hell” Election Year Stickers
PLINK (8 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 The Brick Layers...
plink plink plink plink Coin Being Dribbled on Sidewalk in Distance MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17 One Morning on a Corner Downtown
plink plink plink plink Coin Being Dribbled on Sidewalk MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17 One Morning on a Corner Downtown
PLINK PLINK PLONK Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13 In a Super Market
PLOIP Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26 The Kidney Transplant
PLOIP Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago
PLOiP! Removing mask. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21 One Day at the Bullfights
PLOOSH FLAPF Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28 The Modern Highwayman
PLOP Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 A Domestic Scene
PLOP Flying Hat Landing On Ground MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14 One Sunday Morning in the Park
PLOP A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28 One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown
PLOP PHELOP People Dropping From Smell of General's Armpits MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17 Early One Morning Down in South America
PLORK Mother Bird Feeding A Baby Bird MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23 Early One Morning High in a Treetop
PLORK BLUT Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30 Yecch or “What a Waste”
PLORTCH Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
PLUNK Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben
PLUNK Man Putting Clam In Pocket MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey
PLUNK      Patient Getting Gassed MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital
PLUNK (4 times) Bricklayers Stacking Bricks MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48 The Brick Layers...
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH SPLISH Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well / Man Diving for Coin MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8 On a Cruise to a South Sea Island
PLURP Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 A Dreadful Day
POFFISSS Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42 One Evening at a Banquet
Saluting an Outstanding American
Poing Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35 On a Summer's Afternoon
POING Flare Gun MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island
POING GEEN GEEN Flare Gun from a Ship MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39 Another Day on a Desert Island
POING POING POING Pogo Stick MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 The Pogo-Stick Incident
POiNG THUK! Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
POiNG THUK! PINK Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
POiNG! Horse Jumping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48 The Chase
POINK Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26 The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest
Poink Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13 The Haircut...
POiNK Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben
POiNK! Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48 The Wonderful New Dart Set
POiT Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 "Robinson Crusoe" or
On the Beach with Don Martin
POIT Eye Being Released From Vacuum MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48 The Private Eye
POIT Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9 Don Martin Turns On Portable Radios
PoiT Removing Cork From Bottle MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42 One Afternoon Down Home
POIT Large Boob Pops Out Of Bra Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
POIT DING FOING TWONG PEEN Dressing like John Travolta when you're built like Jackie Gleason MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
POIT DOIT DIT Three News Anchors Taking Their Earpieces Out MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36 One Fine Day at a Television Station
POiT! Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48 The Early Riser
POiT! Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44 The Escalator
POP Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48 Uncle Herman and the Coke Machine
POP Dream Balloon Popping MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14 The Epicure
POP Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff
POP! Mechanical game gun firing MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18 Don Martin in a Play-Land
POW Motorcycle Jumping Ramp MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12 One Day on the Highway
PSSSH Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
PWADAK Skateboarder crashing MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
PWAM Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
PWANG Frying Pan Bounces Off and Flattens Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
PWOF Parachute Unfurling MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48 Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
PWOiNG Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13 The Suicide
PWOK Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
PWOMPF Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK Wild Game Call for Duck MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17 The Hunters
QWACK WAAK WAAK Duck MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39 One Evening in a Bathtub
RAH-OOOM Car Speeding Away MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
RIKKITY TIKKITY RAPPA TAP TAP Spoon-Playing Senator Special #20, Winter 1976, Bonus Insert “Give 'Em Hell” Election Year Stickers
RiNGALiNG Lady's phone ringing MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7 One Dark and Lonely Night
RIP Human Phone Book Tearing In Half MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident
RIP Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21 One Fine Day During The Civil War
RIP King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33 One Night on Skull Island
RIP Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Tarzan's New Loin Cloth
RIP Spiderman Ripping Costume MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK Kidney Transplant Surgery MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26 The Kidney Transplant
RIP TEAR Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH Banner Turning Into The Hulk MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
RiPF Failed Parachute Ripping MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11 On a Saturday Afternoon
ROOM Paving Truck Rolls Toward Man's Head
Poking Up Through Manhole
MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut...
ROWM Truck Taking Off Quickly MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
RRIP Magic Carpet Tearing Around Fat Rider MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21 One Morning in Marrakesh
RRRRR Police Car Siren MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman
RRRRRR Ambulance Siren MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21 Don Martin Beats the
High Cost of Gasoline
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH Moses Parts the Red Sea MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
RUMBLE RUMBLE Falling Rock  MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21 One Day Five Thousand Years Ago
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE Thunder Storm MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47 One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA Chicken Nests Bouncing Around MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
SAZZIKK ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK Gagged and bound man dialing telephone with his nose MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx
SCHKLURT Pizza Springing Into Face MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
SCHLAP Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call
SCHLEP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call
SCHLIP Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call
SCHLIT Water Spraying Out Of Phone MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48 An Early Morning Bathroom Scene
SCHLOOP Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14 The House Call
SCHLOOT Flattened Human Body Folding MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13 The Accident
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP Pair Of Dancing Shoes MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15 One Morning in a Theatrical Shop
SHIK SHIK Man shaving MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Weddings
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Man Scratching Back MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48 The New Back-Scratcher
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA Jane Scratching Her Head MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10 Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 One Afternoon Down on a Farm
SHKLAZITCH yarg! Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SHKLiK Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48 In the Hall of Fame
SHKLIK Heart popping out of body. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31 During a Heart Transplant
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper MAD #112. July 67, Page 32 The Paperhanger
SHKLIKSA! Clam Squirting Man In Face MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey
SHKLIKTA Boutonniere Spritzing Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
SHKLITZA Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital
SHKLiTZA Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop
SHKLiTZA Boutonniere Spritzing Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
SHKLIZICH! Expected Clam Squirting Man MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey
SHKLIZORTCH Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31 One Fine Day Uptown
SHKLIZZITZ Doctors Operating On A Person MAD #231, June 1982, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Scene in a Surgery
SHKLIZZORTCH Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement from a Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
SHKLOORT THURCH Sculptor Molding Clay MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
SHKLOP Heart bouncing on floor. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31 During a Heart Transplant
SHKLORBBADORP Skateboarder hitting wet cement MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12 One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
SHKLORP Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11 One Day on Location
SHKLURCH Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48 One Day in a Crash-Pad
SHKLURK Man Grabbing Clam MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10 While Clamming in New Jersey
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ Man Cleaning Eyeglasses MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11 The Fitting
SHLOOK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19 A Fairy Tale
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK … Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39 One Morning in the Jungle
SHMUZORFT Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast MAD #104. July 66, Page 42 Still Later On in the Hospital
SHOOGA SHIK Telephone moving on desk MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx
SHOOK Subway Train Door Opening MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48 On the Subway
SHOOK SHOOK Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15 Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost!
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince #1 Climbing Rapunzel's Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13 Don Martin Takes Another Look
at the Same Fairy Tale
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Never-Ending Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48 Late One Evening on Death Row
SHOOO Spear MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17 Memories of Summer – In the Park
SHPLEP Spiderman's Web Shooting Out MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain
SHPLOIP Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34 One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK! Sounds of the Ocean from a Sea Shell MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14 Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
SHPORK YARG! FWAK Bride and groom fighting MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32 Don Martin Looks at Weddings
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK King Kong cleaning stuff out of his toes with a traffic signal MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23 One Fine Day With King Kong
SHTOINK Bath Towel Bar Pokes Eye Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 One Afternoon Down on a Farm
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE Gagged and bound man scooting on floor toward phone MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads MAD #111. June 67, Page 42 Gambling in The Amazon
SILENCE QUIET STEALTH HUSH HUSHLE SHHH MUFFLE NOT-A-SOUND Indian Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
SIT SIT SIT Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10 One Day in a Hospital
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SITZ SIZZLE Prisoner's Feet Burned by Birthday Cake Candles MAD #277 Mar 1988 Page 45 One Special Day in the Dungeon
SIZAFITZ Lit Cigarette Pokes Eyeball Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SIZZLE SITZ Flare Fizzling Out MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48 The Last Day on a Desert Island
SIZZLE SITZ Prisoner's Feet Burned by Candle MAD #277 Mar 1988 Page 45 One Special Day in the Dungeon
SIZZLE SITZ SIZZATS Superman Uses Thermal X-Ray Vision MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13 Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
SKAPASCH Movie Camera Falling Onto Man MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37 One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio
SKAPLUNCH Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate
SKAPROING Pilot ejecting from jet MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48 Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH Magician Cut A Box In Half MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SKIZZORFT Slitting your silk underwear and polyester pants at the same time MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SKLAZONCHO! Mervyn Cutting A Man in a Box In Two MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
SKLERCH! Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31 One Afternoon at a Bus Stop
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SKLiSHK Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14 Outside a Novelty Shop
SKLIT SKLIT Road Worker Paints Center White Line MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut...
SKLITCH King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
SKLITCH SKLITCH Atat Scraping Ewok off its Foot onto Log MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
SKLIZZORCH! Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45 Conehead – The Barbituate
SKLOOSH Hand Squeezing Water Bag MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13 Outside a Novelty Shop
SKLORK Steam Roller Crushing Eye MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician
SKLORSH Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39 One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal
SKLORTCH Atat Stepping on Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
SKLURK Fat Woman Sitting On Man MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26 In the Optometrist's Waiting Room
SKLUSH Paving Truck Sprays Hot Tar MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14 The Haircut...
SKNITCH Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26 The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT Wild Skrakit bird. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
SKRAZEECHIO Getting stomped by a platform heel MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SKREEE Truck Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
SKREEEE Braking Car MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
SKREEEE Car Skidding To Stop MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 The Modern Highwayman
SKREEEE Tires from car breaking. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42 One Fine Day While Touring Florida
SKREEEEE Policeman Skidding To A Stop MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42 While Hanging Around the Corner
SKREEEEE Camel Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21 One Broiling Day in the Desert
SKREEEEE Car Braking MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
SKREEEEE SKREEEEE Trucks Braking To A Halt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40 Professor Bleent and
The Floon Beetle Expedition
SKREEEEEE Horses Stopping MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48 The Chase
SKREEEEEE Slamming on the brakes of a moon rover MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33 One Thursday Afternoon on the Moon
SKREEEEEE (twice) Car Tires Burning Rubber MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12 One Day in the City
SKREEEEEE SKREEEE Police Cars Screeching To A Halt MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22 One Day in a Police Department
SKREEEEEEEK Van Pulling up in a hurry MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13 One Tuesday Morning on Main Street
SKREEEEEK Calvary horses stopping. MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31 One Day During a Calvary Attack
SKREEEEK Horses Stopping MAD #127 June 1969, Page C2 One Day on the Prairie
SKREEEEK Truck Coming To A Stop MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42 One Fine Day Crosstown
SKREEEK Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4 One Day on the Sixth Floor
SKREEGAZEETCH Violin Screeching MAD 84 Special Nov 1984 Page 34 Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra
SKREEK Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29 The Astrodome
SKREEK Shoes Skidding To A Stop MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42 A Quick Stroll
SKREEK Zoologist Stopping at Huge Footprint MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7 On the Trail with a Zoologist
SKREEK Lightning MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15 During a Summer Shower
SKREEK Skateboard Stopping on Pavement MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23 One Afternoon While Running an Errand
SKREEK Car Stopping MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25 Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4 One Day in Metropolis
SKREEK SKREEK Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4 One Day in Metropolis
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK Woman Trying To Bird Call MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42 One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago
SKREEYEEEK Indian Turning Around a Cactus Arm MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23 One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29 The Modern Highwayman
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ Policeman Writing Out A Summons MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23 One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK Carving outside of stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 22 The Very First Musical Instrument
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
SKROIK Superman Opening Window And Lifting House MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4 One Day in Metropolis
SKROINCH Muscle Man Grasps A Guy's Ears From Behind and Stretches His Head Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SKROINCH Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34 Late One Fine Afternoon on an Uptown Bus
SKROINCH Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SKRONCH Raft Hitting The Beach MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11 One Day at the Ocean
SKROOM SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK Car Starting and Quickly Departing MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48 One Day in a Garage
SKROOOK Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11 The Rime of the Modern Skateboarder
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA Carving hole in stick. MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21 The Very First Musical Instrument
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ King Kong Playing With Human Spin Toy MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33 One Night on Skull Island
SKWA-BA-DAP Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12 Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
SKWAKO Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
SKWAPPO The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SKWAPPO Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
SKWEEK SKWEEK Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 16 One Day in South Dakota
SKWEEK SKWEEK Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37 Yesterday in Downtown Freensville
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter grinding pepper mill for patrons MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK Waiter twisting choking man like a pepper grinder MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42 One Delightful January Morning
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP Man Eating Soup MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48 One Evening in Spain
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page C2 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page C3 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Kissing MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page C4 Still More Fairy Tale Scenes
We'd Like to See - Rapunzel
SMAK Female Frog Kissing A Prince MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing A Frog MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMAK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #247 June 1984 Page C4 Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SMEK Princess Kissing Frog MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22 Don Martin Looks at Three Fairy Tales
SNAP Handcuffs MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12 Genteel Ben
SNAP A Wishbone Snapping MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42 One Day with a Wishbone
SNAP CRUNCH CRASH CRUNCHLE KRAK SMASH KRASH THUMP KRAKLE FUSH SPAMP White Man Running Through Woods MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL Man Opening Survival Raft MAD #134 April 1970, Page C2 Ditched in the South Pacific
SNAP KRAK Breaking Twigs MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48 Once Upon a Time in
The Black Hills of S. Dakota
SNAP PLOOBADOOF Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SNAP SNAP Tadpole Snapping Fingers MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27 A MAD “Show Biz Success Story”
SNAP SNAP Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21 One Morning in Marrakesh
SNAP SNAP SNAP Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13 The Good Doctor in Africa
SNIFF Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48 One Tuesday Afternoon
On West Main Street
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF Dog Sniffing MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48 One Tuesday Afternoon
On West Main Street
SNIFFLE SKNIFFLE SNIFFLE SNIF... SKNIKLE SKLUK SKLUKLE SKNOSH SNUFFLE SHNORKLE SLOBBLE SOB Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10 Genteel Ben
SNIP Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8 The Official Barber
SNIP Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9 Three Hairy Stories
SNIP SNIP Barber Scissors Snipping MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7 The Official Barber
SNIP SNIP Nose Hair Cutting MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9 Three Hairy Stories
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP A Haircut MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48 A Domestic Scene
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP Cutting Bandages With Scissors MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37 One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio
SNiP! Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32 Balcony Scene
SPA- ZUNCH Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SPALOOSH Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48 One Dark Night on the East Coast
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9 Last Year at the Freensville Marathon
SPASH Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21 One Saturday Afternoon
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST Water Pouring out of Elevator Shaft, Putting out Fire MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SPLADAP Dead Fish Thrown At and Ricocheting Off Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SPLADUNK Casket Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9 One Bright Morning at the Boston Cemetery
SPLAK Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLAP Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
SPLAP!! Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8 The Pogo-Stick Incident
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH Bath water Parting as done by Moses MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15 Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
SPLAT Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27 "Robinson Crusoe" or
On the Beach with Don Martin
SPLAT Face Being Punched MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26 The Sunday Drive
SPLAT Hand Squishing Spider MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29 In a Department Store
SPLAT Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32 Meanwhile at the Sculptor's Studio
SPLAZOOSH Woman Pouring Water On Fire MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP …. Dancing In The Rain MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15 One Day Last April
SPLITCH Tomato Hits Face Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SPLOIT Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLOOSH Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12 A Dreadful Day
SPLOOSH Golf Club Hitting Water MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course
SPLOP Bird Falling And Hitting Ground MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11 One Fine Day During Lunch Period
SPLORK Baby With Spoon In A Bowl MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around While Eating MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48 One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLOYDOING Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11 One Day in a Hospital
SPLURP Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32 Meanwhile at the Sculptor's Studio
SPMAMP Entering a dark Disco from daylight, and bashing into a wall MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SPMAMP Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
SPMAP! Stepping on bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19 One Fairly Nice Day Downtown
SPOOF Flame Starting MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17 One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times
SPOOSHT Man Getting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11 One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop
SPRAZITZ Face Getting Drenched Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
SPRAZOT SPRAT Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRITSITS Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRIZAWITZ Paint Spray Can MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRIZZITZ Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SPROiNG Picture of Bullets Springs from Man's Pocket MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11 Great Non-Violent Guns!
SPROING Body Popping Out of Cake MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44 Early One Evening in Atlantic City
SPROING Female Frog Jumping MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
SPROING Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23 One Magical Day in Modern Baghdad
SPROING Prison Guard Jumping with Meatloaf MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding
SPROING GING Picture of Human Cannonball Springs from Cannon MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11 Great Non-Violent Guns!
SPROINGACHONK Spring-loaded ax MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14 One Fine Day in North Calamari
SPROiNGDOiNK Mechanical Boxing Glove MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35 Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop
SPROWMMM Airboat Hitting Dock and Taking Flight MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9 Genteel Ben
SPUSH Perspiration Being Released MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37 One Fine Evening in Lovers' Lane
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK Car Running Out Of Gas MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11 Out West
SPWAKO Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11 One Morning on the West Coast
SPWAP Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13 One Fine Day Downtown
While Passing a Construction Site
SPWATCH Fried Eggs Thrown In Face Covering Eyes Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SSAT Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14 The Accident
SSLiT Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24 Spy Stuff
SSSSSSSS Deflating Doctor's Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33 Another (whew!)
Visit to the Doctor's Office
SSSST! Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40 Professor Bleent and
The Floon Beetle Expedition
STAMP (10 times) Group Stamping Of Feet MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42 One Evening at the Stamp Club Meeting
STAMP STAMP Large Mechanical Foot Stomping MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23 One Afternoon in the Post Office
STOINK PING King Kong breaking a train in half MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22 One Fine Day With King Kong
STOOF Grabbing Grocery Bag MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
STOONG Gargoyle Hitting Salesman In The Head MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39 One Day in the Life of Some Salesman
STOOPFT! Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40 Don Martin's Natural History Movies #39
The Great Golden Eagle
STROINGGOINK Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT Folding up flattened man. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13 One Tuesday Morning
SWAP Football Hitting Mans Face MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42 The Swan Song of a Modern Hiawatha
SWIF Throwing "folded man" airplane. MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13 One Tuesday Morning
SWIFFLE KASPLATCH Falling off the glass center Disco stage MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SWISH FLIBADIP Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2 Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
SWIT Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14 A San Francisco Trip
SWIT Net Hitting Genteel Ben MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8 Genteel Ben
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC. Camper re-folding with man inside. MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13 One Day at Campsite 39-B
SWiT-PLOP Sticky Spaghetti Upending Plate MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29 In an Italian Restaurant
SWIT-PLOP Baggers Bagging Groceries MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11 One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
SWIT-PLOP Nurse Sitting Man on Table MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31 One Afternoon Down on a Farm
SWIT-SWIT SWIZZAT-SWAT Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11 Genteel Ben
SWIZZAK KLAKKLE DING Telephone falling off desk to floor MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43 One Fine Day in the South Bronx
tap tap tap Patter of little feet MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41 The Children's Hour
TAP TAP TAP Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 The Prison Mess Hall Riot
TAP TAP TAP Blind Man Walking Into The Street MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician
TAP TAP TAP TAP Man tapping on window MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35 One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP Blind Man's Cane MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27 One Fine Day in Chicago, Illinois
TAP!TAP!TAP! Conductor Tapping MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9 The Concert
THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11 One Day Downtown
THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11 One Day Downtown
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP Man Stepping On Bug MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11 One Day Downtown
THAPLOOF Horse Jumping From One Ledge To Another MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
THHHUT! THHHHT! Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11 One Morning in an Old English Forest
THHLORP Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
THIKOOSH Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13 A San Francisco Trip
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz … Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
THLBBADUP Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15 Don Martin Looks at Dracula
THLIP Door Opening on the Enterprise MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30 Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
THLOOP! Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11 One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
THLUCK Mother Bird Pulling Sibling Out of Baby Bird's Mouth MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23 Early One Morning High in a Treetop
THLUP Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9 Don Martin Turns On Portable Radios
THOIK Breaking the suction from sitting too long on a glass bench MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
THOiP Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25 Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
THOIPOING Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31 One Afternoon at a Bus Stop
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH Conehead Stomping On Opponent MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44 Conehead – The Barbituate
THOO Collapsing Head MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33 Another (whew!)
Visit to the Doctor's Office
THOO DINK Pellet Blown from Tube Bouncing off Man's Balloon MAD #137 September 1970, Page C4 One Day in the Park
THOO DOOMP Rapunzel and Prince Hitting Ground MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23 Don Martin Looks at Three Fairy Tales
THOO! DOINK Pellet Blown Harder from Tube Bouncing off Man's Balloon MAD #137 September 1970, Page C4 One Day in the Park
THOO! PAF Pellet Blown Even Harder from Tube Blowing up Man's Head MAD #137 September 1970, Page C4 One Day in the Park
THOOF-FOING Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur MAD #112. July 67, Page 48 The Paleontologist
THOOM THOOM Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
THOOMP Tarzan Landing On Ground MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48 On the “Tarzan” Set
THOOMP Tarzan Landing on Ground MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11 One Summer Day in the Jungle
thort Bird Droppings Hit Man's Hat Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
THOT Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33 Another (whew!)
Visit to the Doctor's Office
THUB THUBBLE THABOOP BWAP PLAPPLE FAPWIP SPWAM (etc. etc.) Discoing on a freshly-waxed floor MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP Horse Galloping Along MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
THUD Spiderman Crashing To The Ground MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
THUD Worker Falling from Girder to Ground MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – Jack-in-the-Lunchbox
THUGAWUNK Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Firemen
thuk Arrow Travels Through Head Through Ears and Stops Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
THUMP (6 times) Cavemen Thumping Cheasts MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30 In Caveman Days
THUMP BUMP Meatball Bouncing MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8 Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP Belly Rumbling MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27 The Modern Highwayman
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP Big rock beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
THUMP! Match Stick Hitting Floor MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16 The Safecrackers
THUMP! Man randomly chooses number in phone book MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7 One Dark and Lonely Night
THUNCK Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29 In a Department Store
THUTHHHH.... Recessed Head Inflating MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33 Another (whew!)
Visit to the Doctor's Office
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP! Man slammed on sidewalk by bug. MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19 One Fairly Nice Day Downtown
THWAK Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
THWAK Driver Hitting Caddy in the Mouth MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12 Don Martin on the Golf Course
THWAK Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21 One Day in a Hospital
THWAK Man Slapping Man On Back MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31 One Morning in the Life of an Optician
THWAK Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48 One Day on a Tennis Court
THWAK Hand Slapping Baby's Butt MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11 Young Doctor Freen
THWAK Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21 One Dark Afternoon in Edmonton
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK Men Fighting With Sticks MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11 One Morning in an Old English Forest
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK Stout stick beaten against the ground. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
THWAP Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15 In the Locker Room
THWAP Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12 Don Martin on the Golf Course
THWAP Clamp being slapped into hand. MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8 In the Operating Room with Don Martin
THWAT Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41 On the Beach
THWiP Man Kicking Compressed Parachutist Out of Plane MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11 On a Saturday Afternoon
THWiP Forceps being slapped into hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8 In the Operating Room with Don Martin
THWIT Poster Being Unrolled MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28 One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown
THWIZZIT! Paper Jerked From Typewriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48 One Day in an Office
THWOCK! A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41 Don Martin Takes Another Look at Firemen
THWOK Arrow Splitting Apple and Sticking in Tree MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4 Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall
THWOP Scalpel slapped through hand MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 9 In the Operating Room with Don Martin
THWOP Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21 One Fine Day During The Civil War
THWOP Spiderman Shooting Out Web MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
THWOP! Compressed Parachutist Returning To Original Shape MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11 On a Saturday Afternoon
THWOP! Giant Shoe from Store Marquee Falling on Man MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12 One Day Downtown
THWUK Woman Hitting Tennis Ball MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48 One Day on a Tennis Court
THWUK Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42 One Fine Day Crosstown
TIK TAKKA TAK TAK TAKKAK TIK.... Typist Typing On Typewriter Interrupted MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office
TIK TIK SKREEE Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8 A Frightful Incident
TIK TIK TIK TIK Mechanical gun game MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19 Don Martin in a Play-Land
TIK TIK TIK TIK Hitting stout stick against small rock. MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18 Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TIKKATIKKA TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TIKKITY TIK TAKKA TAKKA TIKKA TIKKA Typist Typing On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA Running Down Wood Steps MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8 A Frightful Incident
TIKKA TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TIKKAK TIKKIK TIKKIK TIKA TIKIK TIKKA TIKAKADA KAKADA TAK TIKIK TIK TIKATIKA TIK TAKADA TIKAK TIK-TIKA TIKAK-KAK... BING
CHIKA-CHUNK... THWIZZIK... ZAK!
TIK-TIKATAK TIKKIK TIKKIK TIK-TIKA TIKKIK TIKKAK TIKKAK TIK TIKIK TIKITY TIK TIK TIKKAK TIKKAK TAK KAKA TAKAKA TIKKIK KIK TAKKAK KAK... BING
CHIKA-CHUNK... THWIZZIK... ZAK!
TIK-TIKKA-TIKKAK TIK TIK TIKAKATA KAKATA...  
Woman Using Typewriter MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48 One Day in an Office
TIKTIK TIKKA TIKKA TAKTAKTAKKAK TAKKA TAKKA TIKTIKTIK TIKKA TIKKAK TAK TAK TIKKA TIKKA Typist Typing On Typewriter MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24 One Fine Morning at the Office
TING Man Flipping Coin into Wishing Well MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8 On a Cruise to a South Sea Island
Ting aling aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads
TING KATOONG PLAPF Prisoner Freeing Himself from Wall and Landing on Ground MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
Ting-aling Alarm clock MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36 Future TV Ads
TINGALINGA Bicycle Bell Ringing MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30 The Modern Highwayman
TINNG Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43 One Depressing Day in the Dungeon
TIP-TIPPITY TAP... TAP BAP SHA-PAP Tadpole Tap Dancing MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27 A MAD “Show Biz Success Story”
TOING Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23 One Magical Day in Modern Baghdad
TOK Driver Hitting Golf Ball MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13 Don Martin on the Golf Course
TOK TOK TOK TOK Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11 One Prehistoric Morning While Inventing
TONG Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48 One Evening in the Living Room
TONG Puck raising from phone to hit bell MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9 One Thursday Morning on East 12th Street
TOOBA TOOBA TOOBA TOOBA Gorilla Holding Baby Tarzan Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
TOOF THAFF FAK Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34 At “The National Association of
Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
TOOMP Car Hitting Man Crossing Street MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27 One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
TOON Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16 One Sunday Morning on the Beach
TOONG Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15 One Day at a Construction Site
TOONGALOONGALOONGA Wearing a “Disco Sucks” button on Saturday night MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
TOONK TONK GAPLONK King Kong jumping down building tops MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24 One Fine Day With King Kong
TOOOOO Emergency Broadcast System Warning MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13 Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
TROMP TROMP TEEOO TEEOO Atat Type Vehicle Chasing and Shooting Ewok MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
TROMP TROMP TROMP Prisoners Jumping Up And Down MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48 The Prison Mess Hall Riot
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA Gorilla Beating His Chest MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13 Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
TWEEDLE TOODLE HONK SKREEK SKRAK BRAP FWEEP OOT FIFF-FREEP OOGA SKWONK GREEDLE-GREEDLE SKREECH Snake Charmer's Noisy Flute MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11 One Day in Baghdad
TWEEN SPWANG Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
TWOK Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12 Genteel Ben
TWONG Woman Hitting Harp MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48 The Moving Men
TWONG Robin Hood Firing Arrow MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29 Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
TWONG Violin Bow Launching MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13 One Day in a Tenement
TWONG Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47 Conehead – The Barbituate
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
TZING Power Saw Cuts Off Hands MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35 One Day in a Sawmill
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47 Conehead – The Barbituate
ULK! Watching that sweet young thing you've been dancing with suck down a “double” MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
ULP! Princess Swallowing Frog MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4 More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See
The Frog Prince
UMPF! ECK! RATTLE RATTLE Prisoner Struggling to Free Himself MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42 One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
UNKLIK Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44 One Happy Day in the Dungeons
URRSSSH URSSHHH Hippie Smoking Pipe MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14 A San Francisco Trip
UUUUURP! Flower Burping MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40 Professor Bleent in Africa
VAROOM ROWM Cars Racing Down A Street MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13 The Disco Man
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!! Motorcycle Engine MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8 The Appointment
VARROOM SKREEK Police Car Accelerating Quickly MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11 One Day on the Highway
VOOFEN! VOOFEN! The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23 Don Martin's Guide to
Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
VOOM VOOM Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 42 Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
VOOMAROOMA Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31 Late One Afternoon on an Interstate Highway
VOW Airplane Lifting Off