Mad #447 November 2004
- Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
- Contents Page (1)
- Letters (2,4,6)
- Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
**various places around the magazine
- The Fundalini Pages (Matthew A. Cohen, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Garth Gerhart, Gary Hallgren, Charlie Kadau, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Patrick Merrell, Mike Snider, Jack Syracuse, Dennis Wunderlin) (IMPORTANT NOTE) (8-10)
- Fundalini Foto News: Lance Armstrong
Wins 6th Tour de France
- Pope Fiction (Don (Duck) Edwing)
- Conventional Wisdom Says... When In Fact...
- Save $50 on a Set of Four BF Goodyear Tires!
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- How George W. Bush "Stacks Up" Against the Other 42 U.S. Presidents
(written by Mike Snider / AP & Wide World Bush photos) (12-13)
- This Year's Hottest Halloween Costumes (Scott Bricher art) (14)
- Monroe and... Global Warming (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (16-19)
- One Morning on Fifth Avenue (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (20)
- Ad for Mad Racing NHRA NASCAR Action Collectibles (21)
- John, Frank and Carmine's Biggest Complaints About Growing Up Gotti (Hermann Mejia art) (22-23)
- Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest -- pet psychic hotline (P. C. Vey) (24)
- A Mad Look at Politicians (Sergio Aragones) (26-29)
- Put a New Idiot in the White House!
Alfred E. Neuman For President (poster) (Mark Fredrickson art) (30-31)
- A Mad Poke in the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (written by and video captures by Mike Snider) (32-34)
- Martha Stewart's Escape Plan
(written by Matthew A. Cohen and Jason Schneider / Charles Akins art) (36-37)
- The Strange Similarities Between the Bush Administration and the World of Dr. Seuss
(written by Desmond Devlin / Mort Drucker art) (39-43)
- Indisputable Tip-Offs You Weren't Cut Out for a Life of Crime (John Caldwell) (44-45)
- Unabridged Corporate Slogans (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Nick Cocotos art) (46)
- Spy vs. Spy - rainbow laser / balloons say I suck (Peter Kuper) (48-49)
- The Verdict (written by Michael Gallagher / Sergio Aragones art) (50)
- What to Expect at Your Team's Spanking New $450 Million Ballpark
(written by Jacob Lambert / Al Jaffee art / Getty Images photo) (52-53)
- The Burning Mad Show (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Tom Richmond art) (55-59)
- Spy vs. Spy Ad for Mountain Dew (60)
- Fold-In -- What obnoxious bore is notorious for asking questions no one else does? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
- Back Cover -- Ad for Aaron's "Our Dream Machines Have Gone Mad!" - Mad Racing Partner
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This was a 2004 NASCAR wraparound cover
handed out at the memorabilia kiosks of drivers
Michael Waltrip and Kenny Wallace.
Gone after the 3rd race of the season.
Guts of #447 are the same,
including the Seuss cover.
Good luck finding this one!
Thanks to Tim Johnson
for the cover image!
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