The Don Martin Dictionary -- Alphabetical Listing

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WORD	SOUND OF	SOURCE OF REFERENCE	ARTICLE TITLE
AAAAGH! EEEEEOOOW ACK! UGH UGH MMP AGH! AEEK	Removal Of A Deep Rooted Tooth	MAD #66, October 1961, Page 20	At the Dentist
AAAK AAK	Busy City People Coughing	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33	Yecch or “What a Waste”
AAEEFWOFAAEE	One Of Tarzan's Special Animal Calls	MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42	One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
AAHT AAHHT BLOOOOT	Busy City Horns	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33	Yecch or “What a Waste”
ACK GAK GARK!	Man Having A Heart Attack	MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Pencils – as seen on TV
AGH! UGH! ARG!	Man Struggling With A Fishing Pole	MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 34	One Afternoon on the Beach
AHH- AHH- Ahh …. THOONOONN	Iron Man Sneezing Inside His Iron Mask	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
AHHHHHHHHHH	Frankenstein Inhaling	MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49	One Scary Night While Chasing a Monster
AHWEEEEEE-AK	A Cow Horn	MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 48	The Hunter
aling	Alarm clock	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36	Future TV Ads
aling aling	Alarm clock	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36	Future TV Ads
aling aling!	Alarm clock	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36	Future TV Ads
aling!	Alarm clock	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36	Future TV Ads
AOOGA AOOOGA AOOOGA AOOGA	Truck Horn	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29	The Modern Highwayman
APPLAUD YEA!	Audience	MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8	The Concert
ARARAGH!!	Large Lion In Gorilla Suit Growling	MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44	The Good Doctor in Africa
ARARGH!!	Large Gorilla Growl	MAD #65, September 1961, Page 44	The Good Doctor in Africa
ARGLE GLARGLE GLORGLE GLUK	Princess Using Mouthwash	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page C3	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
ARRARGH WAMP BLAMP OOF YUG	A Lady And The Hulk Making Love	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 17	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
ARRARGH YAK FITZROWER RIP	Tarzan Fighting With Leopard	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Tarzan's New Loin Cloth
ARRARGH! RIP TEAR	Banner Turning Into The Hulk	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
ARRARGHNNARRGH	An Entire Dialogue Script For The Hulk	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
ARRARGLE!	The Hulk Calling A Waiter	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
AWK	Mechanic Having A Heart Attack	MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48	One Day in a Garage
AWK GAK ARGH GASP	Patient Choking	MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42	One Day in a Hospital
B-B-B-BORFFT!	Porky Pig Belching After A Big Meal	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
BAHOO BAHOO BAHOO	Capt. Kirk Crying	MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32	Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
BAM BAM BOOM BOOM	Salesman Pounding And Kicking A Door	MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39	One Day in the Life of Some Salesman
BAM-BAM BAM BAM BAM	Prisoners Pounding Fists On Dining Table	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48	The Prison Mess Hall Riot
BAM!	Lightning	MAD #57 September 1960, Page 11	The Fortune Teller
BAP	An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face	MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9	In a Doctor's Office
BAP-KRAK KIK HIT	Robin Hood Giving Little John A Pummeling	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
BARF BARF	Sandy With A Cold, Warning Annie Of A Rapist Hiding In The Closet	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
BBFRPRAFPGHPP	Doctor Farting	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10	One Day in a Hospital
BBLLBBLLBBLLBBLLBBLL	Man making lip sounds at babies	MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35	One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward
BEEYOOP	The Hulk Turning Into Banner	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
BING BING BING BING BING	Desk Bell Being Rung	MAD #86, April 1964, Page 26	In the Acme Ritz Central Arms Waldorf Plaza Hotel
BING BING BING BING BING	Fire Alarm At Fire Station	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING BING	Fire Alarm At Fire Station	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
BING BONG	Doorbell	MAD #72, July  1962, Page 48	The Salesman
BING BONG	Door bell	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 19	One Balmy November Morning
BIZZZT	Shaking Hands With Trick Buzzer	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11	One Day in a Hospital
BLAM	Gun Firing	MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 25	One Day in a Run-Down Shack
BLAM	Gun Being Fired	MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11	One Morning in a Courtroom
BLAM	Prisoner In A Dungeon Being Shot	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 13	One Morning in the Dungeon Room
BLAM BAM BAM BLAM!	Shooting A Fake Horse Head	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 16	The Veterinarian
BLAM BLAM	Settlers Shooting At Indians	MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
BLAM BLAM	Shotgun Blasting Moonshine Drinkers	MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44	One Day in the Mountains
BLAM BLAM BLAM	Man Shooting Another With Pistol In Pocket	MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23	One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street
BLAM BLAM PoiT	Spy Pulling Gun Out Of Nose And Shooting Other Spies	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24	Spy Stuff
BLAM BLOOM BLAM BLOOM	Guns Firing At Yecch Monster	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30	Yecch or “What a Waste”
BLAM PLOOM TATTATATTAT PWEEN PHOON KRAK PATWEEEE PLAM KAKKAKKAKAK PLOOMPLOOMPLOOM	Wedding party and guests shooting bouquet	MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40	At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes Chef, Caterer, and Member of the NRA
BLAMP BLAMP	Gun Shots	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
BLEEGH YAAUGH RAWGH BRAGHK SPROP BLOP BLOP GUKGUK BWAUGHK GYAAUGHT BLOBBLE SPLOP BLAP BLAP BEAUGH GUWK SPLAPPLE PLAP SPLORPLE BLAPPLE	Bulimia Meeting Attendees Vomiting	MAD #266 October 1986 Page 48	One Thursday Evening on West 12th Street
BLEEP	Olive Oyl's Breasts Popping Out	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 17	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
BLIB BLIB BLIB-BLIB	Helicopter Hovering	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
BLINK BLINK	Deformed Eye Blinking	MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48	The Private Eye
BLINK BLINK	Flashing Truck Headlights	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29	The Modern Highwayman
BLiNK BLiNK	Man Blinking	MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28	The Astrodome
BLINK BLINK	Frankenstein Eye Moving	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 27	Yecch or “What a Waste”
BLINK BLONK BLINK BLONK	Flashing Lighted Arrows	MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28	The Astrodome
BLIOMP	Spy Pulling Poisoned Sword From Arm	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24	Spy Stuff
BLIT	Eye Being Vacuumed	MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48	The Private Eye
BLOIT	Popeye's Muscle Popping Up	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
BLOOM BLOOM	Real gun firing.	MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 19	Don Martin in a Play-Land
BLOOP	Woman Tightening Her Husband's Leather Belt	MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35	On a Summer's Afternoon
BLORP	Boy Disappearing in Wet Cement	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48	One Morning Back on Main Street
BLORP	Eyes Popping up in Water	MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB	Helicopter Flying	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB	Boy Sinking in Wet Cement	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48	One Morning Back on Main Street
BONG	Man's Head Hitting A Bell	MAD #45 March 1959, Page 48	In an Amusement Park
BONG	Cinder Block Bouncing Off Pedestrian's Head	MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37	The Telephone
BONG	Refrigerator Timer Going Off	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17	The Anesthetist
BONG	Train Station Local Number Popping Up	MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48	On the Subway
BONG	Clock Striking Midnight	MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page C4	A Fairy Tale
BONG	Elevator Stopping At A Floor	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
BONG	Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Lands on Guy's Weight	MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48	One Fine Afternoon Downtown
BONG (7 times)	Bell Ringing for Start and End of Boxing Rounds	MAD #134 April 1970, Page 41, 42	One Night at the Fights
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG	Hunch Back Ringing Ice Cream Cart Bell	MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page C4	One Day in Paris
BOOM	Cannon Firing	MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11	Great Non-Violent Guns!
BOOM	Shooting Man Out Of Cannon	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48	The Great Zucchini
BOOMA DOOMA (repeat 4 times)	A Distant Drum Message	MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48	The Message
BOOMER-ROOM	Atomic Blast	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
BPLFLT!	Man's Head Squashed By A Large Bottomed Bus Rider	MAD #64, July 1961, Page 27	Boarding the Uptown Bus
BRAK GRAK	Car Shifting To First Gear	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28	The Modern Highwayman
BRAP	Belching After Large Meal	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
BRAVO BRAVO	Audience	MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8	The Concert
BRAVO BRAVO BRAVO	Audience Cheering	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42	One Fine Evening at a Recital
BRAVO BRAVO HOORAY BRAVO YIPPEE	Audience Cheering	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42	One Fine Evening at a Recital
BREET-BREET TOOD TOOD	Chirping Crickets And Tree Toads	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 47	A Visit to the Country
BRING	Phone Ringing	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 29	Yecch or “What a Waste”
BRING-A-LING	Phone Ringing	MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48	One Fine Evening During Prime Time
BRLFFSP!	Baby Blowing Spit Bubbles	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
BRNNGT BRNNGT	Telephone Ringing	MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31	One Fine Day Uptown
BROOM	Car Wheeling Away	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28	The Modern Highwayman
BROOM GROOM!! BROOM!!	Start Up Of A Twin Engine Aircraft	MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8	The Appointment
BROOM PUCKA PUCKA PUCKA BROOM PUCKA PUCKA	Car Revving For A Drag Race	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30	The Modern Highwayman
BRRRAPP!	Boy Belching	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
BRRRNNG … BRRRNNG …	Phone Ring	MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48	One Sunday Evening
BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA BUKKIDA BUKKIDA BAKKIDA BAKKIDA	Boxer Pummels Head Of Opponent	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
BUR-RP	Patient Belching In I.V. Bag	MAD #104. July 66, Page 25	Later On in the Hospital
BURP!	Burp	MAD #229, March 1982, Page C1	Front Cover – Last Gas for Next 200 Miles
BWEEP	Scientists Leg Growing	MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 48	Once Again in the Laboratory
BWEEP	Large Cylindrical Bump Rises From Top Of Head Where Brick Had Bounced	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
BZOWNT	Ray Gun Firing	MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42	One Day in the Patent Office
BZZNNT	Ray Gun Firing	MAD #169, Sept 1974, Page 42	One Day in the Patent Office
BZZOWNT	Electric Drill Applied To Forehead	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
BZZOWNT!	Head in Vend-O-Hair machine.	MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15	One Day in a Bus Depot
BZZT BZZT	Patient Ringing Hospital Buzzer	MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 37	One Evening in a Hospital Room
BZZZ BZZT	Flying Insect	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39	Early One Evening in the Country
BZZZT CHUNKA CHUNKA ZIKKIK ZIKKIK FWEEN ZOOKA ZOOKA	Change Machine For Telephone	MAD #205, March 1979, Page 37	One Night in the L.A. Bus Terminal
BZZZT KLIK- KLIK-KLIK- KLIK-KLIK- KLIK GAZOWNT GAZIKKA	Vending Machine About To Make Change	MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42	One Evening in the Miami Bus Terminal
BZZZT! WHiR! SCREEEEZT!	Safecrackers	MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15	The Safecrackers
CAW CAW CAW	Crow	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
CAW-CAW-CAW	Wild Game Call for Crow	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA	Mother Shaking A Rattle	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11	One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA CHAKA	Baby Shaking Another Baby	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11	One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
CHAKUNK-DING-RIP	Cash Register Key Pushing, Receipt Tearing	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP	Eskimo Eating A Fish	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48	One Saturday Night at the North Pole
CHEEOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP	Eskimo Eating A Fish	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48	One Saturday Night at the North Pole
CHIKA-CHUNK... KLIK... SPUKKONK SPUTZ! SPAZAT KLOON SPOP... SPOP... SPOP KAZOP! KLOON PUTT... PUTT... PUTT... SPOP KLOON PUTT KALLOON	Airboat Speeding Along	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9	Genteel Ben
CHIMP CHIMP	Fingernail Chewing	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30	The Modern Highwayman
CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP	Man Chipping Away At End Of Tree With Axe	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15	One Day in South Dakota
CHIRP TIK-TIK KRIK BREET BREET TOOD TOOD KRIDIT-KRIDIT BREET BROOT TIKA-TIKA CHEEP KIKATIK BLIDIT TOOWIT TOOWOO KATY-DID KATY-DIDN'T JUGARUM HOOT KRIK-KRIKIT BREEP-BREEP TIK-TIKA BEEDOOP GLOOT-GLOOT GLIKA-GLIKA TIKATIK-CHIRP GLEET-GLEET WHOOOOOOOO BREEBEEP BREEDEET BROODOOT	Indians Making Noises	MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
CHK CHK CHA-GONK BRBBRBBRING!	Man's Eyes Being Poked Like A Cash Registers' Keys And Jaw Popping Open Like A Till Drawer	MAD #61, March 1961, Page 18	Kitzel's Department Store
CHOMP	Patient Biting String	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21	One Day in a Hospital
CHOMP CHOMP	Full Mouth Chewing	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27	The Modern Highwayman
CHOMP CHOMP	Bird Eating Clam	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29	A MAD “Minute Nature Study”
CHOMP CHOMP	Spiderman Eating A Fly	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP	Hippie Eating A Banana	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13	A San Francisco Trip
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP	Genteel Ben Eating	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8	Genteel Ben
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP	Eskimo Chewing Fish Head	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
CHOMP CHOMP GLUK CLOMP	Boy Eating Sandwich	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
CHOMP CHOMP URP SLURP GLURK	Vultures Eating Car	MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 12	Out West
CHOMP CHOMPLE SLURP GLUP	Castaway Eating and Drinking	MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Castaway Lobby Loiterer
CHOMP GLORK GLURKLE CHOMP	Boy Eating Sandwich	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
CHOMP GLORT CHONK SHLURP	Boy Eating Sandwich	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
CHOMP GLUKKLE SHLORP	Man eating in restaurant	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
CHOMP! CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP	Man Biting Wrench And Chewing	MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13	On the Job
CHONK	Nurse Jabbing I.V. Into Patients Arm	MAD #104. July 66, Page 13	In the Hospital
CHONK CHONK CHONK	Subtotal Chopping At Dragon	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45	Conehead – The Barbituate
CHONK KRAKLE GLUK	Man Chewing Glass Stopping Suddenly	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34	At “The National Association of Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK CHOOK	Man Digging Ground	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11	One Morning in a Prison Tower
CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP	Man Chopping Down Tree	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 15	One Day in South Dakota
CHOP-CHOP	Scoutmaster Hitting Tree With Ax	MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48	One Day on a Hike
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA	Steam Roller	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31	One Morning in the Life of an Optician
CHUNK	Nurse Poking I.V. In Patients Arm	MAD #104. July 66, Page 25	Later On in the Hospital
CHUNK	Bird stabbing worm with fork.	MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11	An Italian Robin Catching a Worm
CHUNK-KASHINK (four times)	Explorers Digging	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 9	One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island
CLACK CLACK CLATTER CLATTER	Man's Bones Breaking	MAD #56 July 1960, Page 13	The Chiropractor
CLANG	Stiff Spaghetti Banging Into Cook's Face	MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9	Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
CLANG CLANG CLANG	Safecrackers	MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15	The Safecrackers
CLAP (eleven times)	Crowd Enthusiastically Clapping	MAD #242  Oct 1983 Page 21	One Fine Medieval Morning at Home
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP	Audience Clapping	MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 11	The Class Program
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP	Audience Clapping	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 42	One Fine Evening at a Recital
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP	Audience Clapping	MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42	One Evening at a Banquet Saluting an Outstanding American
CLAP CLAP!	Applause	MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8	The Concert
CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP	Prisoners Applauding Chef	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48	The Prison Mess Hall Riot
CLATTA CAK CLAKA	Chicken Laying Egg	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34	One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
CLICK	Brain Light Bulb Being Turned On	MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 24	Another Brain Operation
CLICK!	A Photographer Taking A Picture	MAD #80, July 1963, Page 10	On the Boardwalk
CLIK CLIK	Running Down Concrete Steps	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
Clik Clik	Chicken Jumping Into Nest	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34	One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
CLiK KLAK	Key Opening Steam Cabinet	MAD #123 December 1968, Page 29	One Evening at the Health Club
CLIK RRROOOOM	Electric Fan Being Turned On	MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17	At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair
CLIK-CLIK-CLIK-CLIK	Running Up Concrete Steps	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
CLINK	Sculptor Chiseling Piece Of Block	MAD #108. Jan 67, Page 9	Another Visit with a Sculptor
CLINK CLOINK BZZT	Putting money in Vend-O-Hair machine.	MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 15	One Day in a Bus Depot
CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP CLIP-CLAP	Dracula Running Down A Path	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP CLOMP	Lady Running Down A Path	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
CLONK!	Man's Head Flattened Between Log And Roman Marble Column	MAD #64, July 1961, Page 15	A Young Man's Ambition
CRASH BASH RIP GAZAP	Pay Phone being assaulted	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13	One Tuesday Morning on Main Street
CRUGAZUNCH	Two Cars Colliding	MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42	One Fine Friday Evening Downtown
CRUNCH	Sign Hitting Ground	MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15	One Day at a Construction Site
DANG	Dentist Knocking Extended Tooth Back Into Place	MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36	Another Visit to the Dentist
DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG DANG	Police Or Fire Siren	MAD #215, June 1980, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover Building Ledge-Jumper Helper
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG	Man Digging for Clam	MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10	While Clamming in New Jersey
DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG	Man Digging for Clam	MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10	While Clamming in New Jersey
DIK-DIK DIK DAK DIK DAKKA DAK DAKKA DIKKA DIKKA DAKKA DIK DIK DAKKA DAKKA DAK DIKKA DAK	Typist Typing On A Computer Keyboard	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24	One Fine Morning at the Office
DIKKA DIK DEEP DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAK DAK DAGIK DOOT DOOT DAK DIK DABWAK DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA OONT DIKKADIKKA DAGAK DIKKA DOOT BWEET DIT DIT DIT GIKKADIK DIKKA DIKKA DIKDOKKA DAK DEEP DAKKITY DAK DAKKA DAKKA DIKKA DIK	Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31	Casey at the Byte
DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA	Man Trying Out New TV Remote	MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47	One Evening on Sherwood Drive
DIKKA-DIKKA DIKKA-DAK DIKDIKDIK DAKKA DAKKA DIKKA DIKKA DIKKA DAGAK DAK DIKKADAK DIKKA DIKKA DAKDAKDAK DAKKA DAKKA DEEP DABWAK DOOTBWEET DAKKITYDAK OONT GIKKADIK DIK DOKKA DAK DEEP	Casey Working Laboriously On The Computer	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 31	Casey at the Byte
DING	Elevator Door About To Close	MAD #237, March 1983, Page 39	One Fine Day in Rochester, New York
DING (13 times)	Airport Metal Detector Going Off	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
DING DING DING DING DING	Spiderman Getting Web Fluid At Pump	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING	Man With Alarm Clock In Stomach Being Swatted Out A Window	MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9	Early One Morning
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING	Airport Metal Detector Going Off	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING	Man Filling Himself Up With Air	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING	Alarm Clock And Clock Being Swatted Out Of A High-Rise Apartment Window	MAD #61, March 1961, Page 8	Early One Morning
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING	Alarm clock	MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32	Don Martin Looks at Weddings
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING GLUK	Alarm Clock Falling And Down Into A Yawning Man's Throat	MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9	Early One Morning
DINGALINA DINGALINGA	Doomsday Man Ringing A Bell	MAD #223, June 1981, Page 11	One Morning on a Street Corner
DINGALINGA DINGALINGA	Cannibal Dressed as Santa Ringing a Bell for Donations	MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 23	One Fine Christmas in the Jungle
DINK DINK DINK DINK	Tip-Toeing	MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10	Etiquette
DINK-DINK-DINK-DINK	Tiptoeing Indian In A Bush Disguise	MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36	In Injun Territory
DIT	Flying Hat Bouncing Off Head	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14	One Sunday Morning in the Park
DIT DIT DIT DIT DIT	Eye Rolling Across The Street	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31	One Morning in the Life of an Optician
DIT-CLUNK	Fish Landing on Golf Green and Hole	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
DOINK DOINK DOINK DOINK	Tiptoeing Horse And Rider In A Tree Disguise	MAD #96, July 1965, Page 36	In Injun Territory
DOiP!	Eye Popping Out Of Eye Socket	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31	One Morning in the Life of an Optician
DOMP DOMP DOMP	Tonto Counting By Tapping Ground	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
DOOBA DOOBA DEEBE DEEBE (repeat 4 times)	A Drum Beaten Response To The Distant Message	MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 48	The Message
DOOBADOOBADOOBA	Tarzan Beating His Chest	MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42	One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
DOONT	Surfer Hitting Pole	MAD #120 July 1968, Page C2	One Day at the Beach
doont	Wine Bottle Bounces Off Forehead	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
DOOOT	Lunchtime Work Whistle	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Jack-in-the-Lunchbox
doop	Food falling out of choking man's mouth	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
DOOT	Doctor Hitting Patient's Knee With Small Hammer	MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 48	Late One Afternoon in a Doctor's Office
DRIPPLE BLIT	Dripping Soup From Spoon Into Soup Bowl	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48	One Evening in Spain
DUBBA DUBBA DUBBA	Tarzan Beating Chest	MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11	One Summer Day in the Jungle
DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUB	Helicopter Sound Effects Printed on Joke Flag Fired from Flare Gun from a Ship	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39	Another Day on a Desert Island
ECCH YAACH BARF GAHORK	Andy Capp Drinking Water By Mistake	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
ECKECK!	Dog With a Tic	MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 11	One Morning in a Drug Store
EEAHEEAHEEAHEEAHEEAH	Tarzan's Distress Call	MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9	Early One Morning in an African Jungle
EECH YAK OOOH OGH! OOF! ACK AAGH GAAH OGGOCK YAAH YARGH OOH THUD GACK	Indians Getting Shot	MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
EEEAAAGH!!	Sound person makes when cat bites off their tongue.	MAD #159, Jun 1973, Page 27	One Night in a Living Room
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE	Car Screaming Its Arrival	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28	The Modern Highwayman
EEYAAAOOORRNNNNN OHH AHHHH FONDLE YEAH MMMM SLURP UHHH	A sudden power failure striking a Disco	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
FABA DABA ZAP	Electrodes Delivering 400,000 Volts	MAD #165, March 1974, Page 23	One Dark Night in a Laboratory
FABADAP	Cows Udder Moving Again	MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26	One Day in the Pasture
FAGROOLANA FASHUNK FAGROOLANA FASHUNK FAGROOLANA	Coroner Opening, Then Closing Cold Storage Cabinets Where Deceased Are Kept	MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 23	One Fine Afternoon in the Morgue
FAGROON KLUBBLE KLUBBLE	Food Mart Falling Down	MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 14	In a Super Market
FAGROOOSH SHUSSHH SHPISHLE FROOM	Sounds from a Sea Shell	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
FAGWOOSH SHOSSH GOOGLOOOM FUSH	Sounds from a Sea Shell	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
FAP	A Huge Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face	MAD #70, April 1962, Page 10	In a Doctor's Office
FARRAPPGHT! FPFWORPFT! FFFPFWRAP!	Three News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate	MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36	One Fine Day at a Television Station
FASHKLORK	Huge Fish Emerging Out Of A Pond	MAD #240 July 1983 Page 26	Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal
FERRAP!	Mervyn Shuffling Cards From One Hand To The Other	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
FERRIP!	King Shuffling A Deck Of Cards	MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – King of Spades I.D.
FFFFOOOOOOOO	Frankenstein Exhaling	MAD #239, June 1983, Page 49	One Scary Night While Chasing a Monster
FFFRRRAAPFT!	Man Expelling Compressed Air	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 20	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
FFPGHFTP!	Caveman blowing stick.	MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21	The Very First Musical Instrument
FIDIP-FIDIP	Ant Boxing Cows Udder	MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26	One Day in the Pasture
FINK!	Head Springing Out Of Toy	MAD #49 September 1959, Page 8	The Boy and His Toy
FIP FOP FIDDIT FAP	Survival Raft Shaped Like Island with Palm Tree Inflating	MAD #134 April 1970, Page C2	Ditched in the South Pacific
FIP-FIP	Cows Udder Moving	MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26	One Day in the Pasture
FIT!	Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48	One Summer Afternoon
FITZ ROWR	A Hungry Stomach Churning	MAD #90, Oct 1964, Page 10	Etiquette
FIZZAZZIT	Prison Guard Spraying A Spray Can	MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48	Late One Evening on Death Row
FLABADAP	Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair for Prince #2	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13	Don Martin Takes Another Look at the Same Fairy Tale
FLADAT	Flattened Human Body Folding	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14	The Accident
FLADIP	Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Dispenses Fortune	MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48	One Fine Afternoon Downtown
FLAFFLIFF	Flasher Opening His Overcoat	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
FLAK FLOK SWIT GLAP	Woman folding up man.	MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23	One Afternoon at the Beach
FLAP! FLAP!	Ears Flapping	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28	Early One Morning
FLEEDLE LEDDLE FLORK LAFLATCH DOODLE GLOODLE PHLAKFFA BBBLPLAST!	Doctor plays human organ like a bagpipe	MAD #273 Sep 1987 Page 13	Don Martin Visits the Morgue
FLIBADIP	Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair for Prince #1	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13	Don Martin Takes Another Look at the Same Fairy Tale
FLIBADIP	Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38	Don Martin Takes a Last Look at the Same Fairy Tale
FLIF FLAF FLIZAFF	Robber Putting on Mask	MAD #182, Apr 1976, Page 17	Early One Morning Downtown
FLIFF FLIFF	Bat Flying In Throw An Open Window	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
fliff fliffle florf sworf	Tarzan Missing The Next Vine	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
FLIFFLAFF	Dracula Opening His Cape	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
FLIK	Flicking a Bug	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39	Early One Evening in the Country
FLIK	King Flipping Up And Holding A King (Card)	MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – King of Spades I.D.
FLiK	Lady Grin'nleer Fanning Deck Of Cards	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 27	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
FLIK	Parachutist Pulling Out Instruction Card	MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9	One Fine Afternoon While Skydiving
FLIK	Prostitute Snatching Cash Out Of A John's Hand	MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page 43	One Evening on a Street Corner
FLIP	A Cannonball Being Thrown From Hand To Hand	MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11	The Grand National 50 LB. Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
FLIP BLAP BLAP	Wallpaper Unrolling Off Wall	MAD #112. July 67, Page 32	The Paperhanger
FLiP FLiP FLiP FliP	Man randomly flipping through phone book	MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7	One Dark and Lonely Night
FLIT	Flattened Human Body Folding	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14	The Accident
FLOBA-DAP!	Bodies Falling Many Stories To The Street	MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48	In an Alley
FLOIDOIP	Bird Hatches Enormous Egg	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
floof	Distant Rising Smoke Signal	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48	Once Upon a Time in The Black Hills of S. Dakota
FLOOF	Rising Smoke Signal	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48	Once Upon a Time in The Black Hills of S. Dakota
FLOOF FLOOF FLIFFLE FLIF	Crop Duster Using Giant Hand Duster	MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35	One Day in the Country
floof floofiTy flif flif flof da-flaf!	Many Smoke Signals in the Distance Rising Quickly	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48	Once Upon a Time in The Black Hills of S. Dakota
FLOON	Atomic Blast At Ground Zero	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
FLOOT THWIP THOP KLOP	Man folding up beach umbrella.	MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23	One Afternoon at the Beach
FLOPLOPLOPLOP	Woman Falling In Slices	MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48	The Moving Men
FLOT	Flattened Human Body Folding	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13	The Accident
FLUK	Weight / Fortune Telling Machine Steals Guy's Wallet	MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48	One Fine Afternoon Downtown
FLUK GROON GROON GROON GROON SPLAZITCH SPLAZATCH	Vending Machine Putting Check Marks Onto Luggage	MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42	One Morning in a Bus Terminal
FOINSAPP	Bent Saw Released In Face	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
FOOF	Stove Being Turned On	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13	A San Francisco Trip
FOOM	Explosion	MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16	The Safecrackers
FOOM FWEE BOOM DOOM DING (12 times)	Fireworks On Scoreboard	MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29	The Astrodome
FOOM!	Conductor-Magician Turning Orchestra Into Rabbits	MAD #55 June 1960, Page 8	The Concert
FOOMP!	Safe Falling On Man And Woman	MAD #54 April 1960, Page 40	The Hero
FOOSH	Captain Klutz Rising In Air On Balloon	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page C2	Paperback Ad for The Mad Adventures of Captain Klutz
FOOSH FWIZZISH	Woman Zooming Off After Having Sex With Conehead	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45	Conehead – The Barbituate
FOOSHT	Beam Of Light Incinerating the Gelfling	MAD #240 July 1983 Page 28	Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal
FOOWOOM	Flamethrower Scorching Condemned Man	MAD #240 July 1983 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Executioner's Fire
FORCHA GORCHA GOOCHA GITCHA	Getting caught in a frenzied rear end Disco rub	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
fordort	Hearing a falsie hit the dance floor and hoping it's not yours!	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
FOWM	Mask Retracting	MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10	At the Mask Store
FROOM	Police Car Jumping Ramp	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12	One Day on the Highway
FRUGGA DUGGA DUGGA DUGGA	Skateboarder traveling down steep city hill	MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12	One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
FUMP	Bully Strongman Uses Crane To Dump Sand On Head Of Former Weakling	MAD #80, July 1963, Page 42	On the Beach
FUNK!	Head Springing Out Of Man's Body	MAD #49 September 1959, Page 9	The Boy and His Toy
FUNKADA WUNKADA FUNKADA WUNKADA	Boxer Hitting Punching Bag	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18	One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
FURSH GLURGLE GLUG GLUG GLUG	Toilet Flushing	MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48	An Early Morning Bathroom Scene
FURSHGLURK	Yecch Monster Dropping Into Giant Toilet	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 32	Yecch or “What a Waste”
FUT!	Boy Letting Air Out Of Balloon Which Flies Away	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48	One Summer Afternoon
FWABADAP! PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP	Genteel Ben's Window Shade Skin Flap	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11	Genteel Ben
FWADDAPP!	Cavemen Clubbing Cavewoman On The Head	MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30	In Caveman Days
FWAK	Brick Bounces Off Top Of Head	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
FWAM	Sliding Window Brought Down Hard On Fingers	MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8	A Frightful Incident
FWAP	Throwing Purse On Counter	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29	In a Department Store
FWAP	Boxing Glove Smashing a Face	MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13	Outside a Novelty Shop
FWAP	Construction Worker Slapping Sign Out Of Hippie's Hand	MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15	One Day at a Construction Site
FWAP	Hat Being Slammed On Head Of Man	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14	One Sunday Morning in the Park
FWAP!	Ballon Letting Air Out Of Boy Who Flies Away	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 48	One Summer Afternoon
FWAPADA DAPADA FWAPADA DAPADA	Boxer Hitting Punching Bag	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18	One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
FWEE	Hat Flying Off Head (Man Reacting To Horror Comic)	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14	One Sunday Morning in the Park
FWEE!	Hair Raising	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28	Early One Morning
FWEEE	Baby Flying Through Air	MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11	Young Doctor Freen
FWEEE	Skateboarder flying	MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12	One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
FWEEEEE	Spiderman Getting Quickly Lifted Up	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
FWEEP GING GOING WALK DON'T WALK DIT DIT DONG RRRRREERRR ING DING DING DING DIN	Genteel Ben Looking At Female Bear	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8	Genteel Ben
FWIFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFFFFF	Man's Suit Inflating as He Goes Airborne After Car Hits Him	MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27	One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
FWiP	Glove Door Opening	MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35	Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop
FWIP	Siamese twins rolling over in bed.	MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29	One Night in the Acme Ritz Central Arms Waldorf Plaza Statler Hilton Grand Hotel
FWIP	Mervyn Fanning A Deck Of Cards	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 24	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
fwip	Bride throwing bouquet	MAD #265 September 1986 Page 40	At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes Chef, Caterer, and Member of the NRA
FWIP FWAP FWIZZAP ZIP	Jane Tying Two Vines Together	MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 11	Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
FWIPADA DIPADA FWIPADA DIPADA	Boxer Hitting Punching Bag	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18	One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
FWiSK	Man Grabbing Wild Game Call from Fellow Hunter	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
FWISK	Waiter running to choking man	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
FWISK FWISK	A Hotel Maid Dusting	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11	Early One Morning in a Hotel Room
FWISK FWISK	Man Sweeping Deserted Island Slowly	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19	One Day on a Tiny Desert Island
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK	Man Sweeping Deserted Island	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19	One Day on a Tiny Desert Island
FWISK FWISK FWISKITTY FWASK	Bum Rapidly Picking Up Cash From Pavement	MAD #245 March 1984 Page 11	One Lucky Morning on Friday the 13th
FWISK FWISK FWIZZACH FWACH ZACHITTY ZICH SHAZZATZ FWISK ….	Man Sweeping Deserted Island Quickly	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 19	One Day on a Tiny Desert Island
FWISK GLURK	Black Man Grabbing Bottle Out Of Rubby's Mouth To Make A Molotov Cocktail	MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 38	One Day Last Summer
FWISK GLURK	Tarzan Grabbing Chimp, Not Jane	MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 11	One Day in the Jungle
FWIT FWAP ZOT SWIT FOOP	Camper un-folding.	MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12	One Day at Campsite 39-B
FWIT-THHAT FIP THWAT FAP SIT THUMP	Man Applying Wallpaper To Wall	MAD #112. July 67, Page 32	The Paperhanger
FWIZZ	Throwing a Chess Board	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39	Early One Evening in the Country
FWOF	Elephant Flashing Jane	MAD #245 March 1984 Page 42	One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
FWOOF	Eskimo Letting Hot Air Out Of Suit	MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48	One Fine Day in the Arctic
FWOOSH	Woman Swings a Tennis Racket	MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 11	One Day in the Life of a Tennis Pro
FWOOSH SPASHLE	Man Being Splashed In Face From Hose	MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29	One Sunny Day in the Dungeons
FWOOSHSH SPLOSH GALOOOM FSSSH	Sounds of the Ocean from a Sea Shell	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
FWOP	Parachute Opening	MAD #240 July 1983 Page 27	Don Martin Looks at The Dark Crystal
FWOP	Man Bouncing Off Front End of Car	MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27	One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
FWUMP	Werewolf Being Caught By Dog Catcher	MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover Werewolf in Dog-Catcher's Truck
Fxlgxtlkfxg!	Woman swearing	MAD #33 June 1957 Page 12	Future TV Ads
GA-SHKLURTZ	Vending Machine Squirting Water At Man	MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11	One Day in Philadelphia
GA-SHPLUCT	Farmer Steps In Cow Flop	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GA-SPLORTCH	Boy Entering Wet Cement	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48	One Morning Back on Main Street
GAHOOGA HOOGA	Horn Honking	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
GALINK GALOINK GALINK GALOINK	Getting “Flash Bulb Pupils” from dancing to close to the lights	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
GARRARGH!	Man turning into a werewolf	MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover Werewolf in Dog-Catcher's Truck
GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH	Indian Pumping Water Out Of Cactus	MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23	One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert
GASHKLITZ	Squirting Flower parted by Moses	MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15	Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
GASHKLITZ	Man With Squirting Flower Knocking Another's Head Off	MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11	One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop
GASHKLITZKA	Water From Boutonniere Hitting Face	MAD #225, Sept 1981, Page 23	One Blazing Hot Day on Main Street
GASHKUTZGA	Fireman Being Hit With Water From Squirting Flower	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
GASHOOK GRUNCH	Block Of Dungeon Wall Being Pushed Out	MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
GASHPLUTZGA	Fireman Squirting General With Water From A Hose	MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 11	Early One Morning in South America
GASKROOCH	Block Of Dungeon Wall Falling Out	MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
GASPLUSH	Cannibal Adding Little Explorer to Human Stew	MAD #256 July 1985 Page 10	One Fine Sunday Afternoon in the Jungle
GEEEN	Plastic Man Giving A Guy On The 32nd Floor The Finger	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
GIGAZING	Troweling Wet Cement	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48	One Morning Back on Main Street
GING GEEEN	Stretching Monitor Cables Connected to Patient	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4	One Day on the Sixth Floor
GING GING	Prince Reaching the End of Rapunzel's Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2	Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
GING GING	Violin String Bending Like a Bow	MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13	One Day in a Tenement
GiNG GiNG	Bird twirling worm around fork.	MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11	An Italian Robin Catching a Worm
GING GING	Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Coffin	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
GING GING	Jack-In-A-Box Coming Out Of A Person	MAD #231, June 1982, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Scene in a Surgery
GING GING	Thirsty Pulling Bow, Ready to Release Snake As An Arrow	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47	Conehead – The Barbituate
GING GING	Bow Being Pulled	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall
GING GING	Spring	MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14	One Fine Day in North Calamari
GING GING	Bow Being Drawn	MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 8	One Morning in Sherwood Forest
GING GING THWAT	Schoolboy Stretching Slingshot, Firing, Hitting Curvy Teacher's Butt	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23	One Afternoon in the Schoolroom
GING GOYNG	Mask Flying Off Face	MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10	At the Mask Store
GING POING SWAP ZIT SHTIK FLIK GLUT	Frog Catching Fly	MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 14,15	Don Martin Looks at Frogs
GISHKLORK	King Kong stepping on somebody	MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22	One Fine Day With King Kong
GISHKLURK	Soup Parting as done by Moses	MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 15	Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
GLADINK BZZZT KLADWAK SPROINK FWAK KAZIK	Vending Machine Delivering Fresh Milk	MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48	One Evening in an Ohio Bus Station
GLANGADANG GALOON GLONG GADONG	Wedding Bells	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page C2	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
GLANK	Stick against head.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
GLAWK!	Bird Being Force Fed Bird Vitamins	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
GLIK GLIK GLIK GLIK	Water Bag Leaking	MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13	Outside a Novelty Shop
GLIMP	Swallowing a bubble at “The Soap Factory Disco”	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
GLiNK	Worm popping out of ground.	MAD #147, Dec 1971, Page 11	An Italian Robin Catching a Worm
GLINK	Flying Toenail Landing In Can Of Beer	MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39	One Evening at Home
GLINK	Walk Light Changing	MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 31	One Afternoon in Downtown Lourdes
glinK	Maniac Boy Pulls Wing Off Fly	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GLINK	Water Falling Into A Tin Cup	MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27	One Fine Day in Chicago, Illinois
GLINK	Single Raindrop	MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15	One Day Last April
GLINK PLINK GLUNK DINK	Several Raindrops	MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15	One Day Last April
GLIP SHPIKKLE GLUP GAPLORK SHLIPP SPLOP GLIT PLOBBLE SHLORP GLOOP BLOP SKLOP SHLURP PLiPPLE SLOTCH SHLOOP	A Bowl Of Soup	MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 21	Last Week in a Freensville Diner
GLISH GLUTCH ARRAGGH YAK BLAM BLAM AWK GAROOF GAROOF WEEOOOEEEOOO BLOOM BLOOM BLAM BLAM YAGGAK WHAP WHAP ROWR GROWR RIP MANGLE GURGLE GLUK	Domestic Mayhem and Carnage Involving a Small Child, His Mother, a Dog and a Police Officer	MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page 48	One Fine Evening During Prime Time
GLIT	Pulling Hat from Wet Cement	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 48	One Morning Back on Main Street
GLIT GLIT GLIT	Man Dropping Razor Blades Into Mouth	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34	At “The National Association of Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT	Olive Oyl Eating Spinach	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
GLIT GLIT GLIT GLIT GLOYDOIP GLIT-GLIKITY GLIT GLONT	Patient Filling And Emptying I.V. Bag	MAD #104. July 66, Page 13	In the Hospital
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP (4 times)	Dripping Tap	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 48	An Advertisement
GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP GLIT GLORT BLEEBLE DURP	Dripping Faucet	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GLITCH	Foot Squashes Dog Poop	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
GLOMP GLUKKLE SHLIK SHLORP CHOMP GLUNK GLIK SHTORK	Lord Greystroke Eating Ravenously	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
GLOOCHLE GLOOCHLE GLUTCH	Sculptor Molding Man's Face	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11	One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
GLOOK	Woman Reeling A Tire Out Of Husbands' Throat Using Fishing Pole	MAD #72, July  1962, Page 10	A Fisherman and His Wife
GLOOP	Golf Ball Hitting Water	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12	Don Martin on the Golf Course
GLOOP	Baby With Spoon In A Bowl	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
GLOOP (7 times) GLUT	Patient Emptying I.V. Bag	MAD #104. July 66, Page 25	Later On in the Hospital
GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP GLOIP	Patient Emptying I.V. Bag	MAD #104. July 66, Page 13	In the Hospital
GLOOP!	Flower Being Pulled Out Of Small Island	MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27	Shipwrecked
GLORP	Baby With Spoon In A Bowl	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG	Island Sinking Into Ocean	MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 27	Shipwrecked
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG	Two Cruise Ships Taking on Water	MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9	One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic
GLUK	King Kong Throwing Girl Into Mouth	MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 21	Around Noon on a Movie Set
GLUK	Tarzan With His Mouth Stuffed Full	MAD #248 July 1984 Page 9	Early One Morning in an African Jungle
GLUK GLUK GLOOPLE SPLORT	Boy Sucking Down Drink From Bottle	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK	Indian Drinking Fire Water	MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 27	One Afternoon in the Northwest Territory
GLUK GLUK GLUK GLUK	Popeye Eating Spinach	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
GLUK!	Pogo Stick Falling Down Man's Gullet	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8	The Pogo-Stick Incident
GLUNK GLUNK GLUNK	Drinking beer.	MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48	One Night in a Bar Along the Highway
GLURKLE GLOOK GLORKLE GLUT	Boy Sucking Drink Through Straw In Bottle	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
GLUT	Man Tossing Wrench Down His Throat	MAD #96, July 1965, Page 13	On the Job
GLUT!	Tongue Lashing	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28	Early One Morning
GOING GADOING GADANG GLOING	Car Bouncing on Springs	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
GOOMA-DOOM	Oil Tanker Exploding	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13	Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
GORSHLE GUSH	Water Running Through Hole in Dike	MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48	Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike
GRING	Telephone ringing	MAD #143, Jun 1971, Page 47	In a Specialist's Office
GROINK RIP RIP	Man turning into a werewolf	MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12	One Day in the City
GROWWWWMMM	Car Growling Its Arrival	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29	The Modern Highwayman
GRRM	Motorcycle in Distance	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11	One Day on the Highway
GRROWN	Motorcycle	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11	One Day on the Highway
GRRR	Jeep Racing Up Hill	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
GRRRRRR…	Angry Dogs Growling At Fireman	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
GRUNCH GRUNCH GASHLIKT!	Sculptor Pressing Thumbs Into Man's Head	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11	One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN GURN	Fly Remover Vending Machine Working	MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48	One Evening in a Bus Station
GWAP	Dog Biting Woman's Nose	MAD #246 April 1984 Page 42	One Evening on a Corner Downtown
HAKKLE SLiCE SHLURP BOiL RIP HAC CHOMP COOK EAT TEAR CHOMPiTY-CHOMP, ETC.	Robinson Crusoe And Friday Eating Food And Each Other	MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27	"Robinson Crusoe" or On the Beach with Don Martin
HAR HAR YUKKLE YUK HEE-DE-HEE-HEE SNIKKER CHUCKLE HEH HEH HO HA YAHHAH	Crowd Laughter	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42	One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC HIC	Man With Hiccups	MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal
HiC! Hic Hic Hic	Fit of Hiccups	MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 9	In the Operating Room with Don Martin
Hm-m-m-m m m m m m m m m m m m	Barbers' Buzz Cutter	MAD #76, January 1963, Page 48	At the Barber Shop
HO-HUM	Man Yawning In Street	MAD #61, March 1961, Page 9	Early One Morning
Huff…puff… Hmmmm…Ahhh… Mmmmmm…Huffa… puffa…gasp!	Sounds from a Sea Shell	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
HUFFLE-PUFFLE	Dracula Breathing While Running	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
INKLE-KLINK	A Quarter Being Deposited Into A Vending Machine	MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48	One Fine Thursday in Seattle
K-CHOOK	Elevator Door Closing	MAD #72, July  1962, Page 37	On the Elevator
KABOOMM	Five Steel Foundry Tourists Pounded By A Steel Mold Pounder	MAD #62, April 1961, Page 11	A Guided Tour Through a Steel Foundry
KACHOO! KACHAAH! KASH SLAPTH!	Lab Assistant Sneezing	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 15	In the Laboratory
KACHUGH! CHUH!	Train Engine	MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8	The Appointment
KACHUNK	Prince Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2	Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
KACHUNK	Prince #1 Jumping Onto Rapunzel's Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13	Don Martin Takes Another Look at the Same Fairy Tale
KACHUNK	Cannon Expelling Cannonballer Suit	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48	The Great Zucchini
KACHUNK GING PSSSSH	Vending Machine Ironing An Old Lady	MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 48	One Evening at the Bus Terminal
KACHUNK KACHUNKA KACHUNK KACHUNK KA BONG	Man Dunked Into A Cake Baking Machine And Popping Out As A Baked Cake.	MAD #65, September 1961, Page 8-9	The Inventor
KACHUNK KKKSH	Typist Knocking Computer Terminal Off Desk	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24	One Fine Morning at the Office
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK	Prince #2 Jumping Onto and Climbing Rapunzel's Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13	Don Martin Takes Another Look at the Same Fairy Tale
KACHUNK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK	Prince Jumping Onto and Climbing Rapunzel's Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 38	Don Martin Takes a Last Look at the Same Fairy Tale
KACHUNK TING (twice)	Typist Typing On Typewriter Using Carriage Return	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24	One Fine Morning at the Office
KACHUNKA	Crop Duster Bay Doors Opening	MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35	One Day in the Country
KADOONK	Prison Guard Slam Dunking Meatloaf Into A Prisoner's Mouth	MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding
KAPF KAPF KAHIKF KOFF KAHAK KAPF GAK GAHAK	Heavy to Deadly Coughing	MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21	The Prisoner's Last Request
KAPLAK-KAK PLOOF BARRAMM SPA-DOW BLUKA BLUKA KAKA-SPLAK BLORT SPAP PLORF GADOON BLUT BLUT BLUT	Burping.	MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 48	One Night in a Bar Along the Highway
KAPOOOSHSHISH	Tree Collapsing On William Tell's Son	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall
KARRAK FIZZITZ POW	Lightening Hitting A Person	MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47	One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas
KASHOOK KASHOOK KASHOOK	Mafia Informant Shuffling Along In Some Custom Made Cement Shoes	MAD #248 July 1984 Page 48	One Fine Evening on a Brooklyn Street
KASHPRITZA	Bug spray.	MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 40	One Hot Summer Morning
KATOOF	Flare Gun	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 11	One Day on a Desert Island
KATOOF	Flare Gun	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48	The Last Day on a Desert Island
KATOOF THITH-THITH-THITH PAF FSSSSSH	Flare Sound Effects Printed on Joke Flag Fired from Flare Gun	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39	Another Day on a Desert Island
KAWK ACK GAK	Man starts choking in restaurant	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
KAZASH	Television hitting the ceiling	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21	One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, CT
KCHGGHCK	Genteel Ben Getting Framed	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11	Genteel Ben
KERACKK	Lightning	MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15	During a Summer Shower
KING DING PLINK	Zoo Keeper Dropping Key	MAD #111. June 67, Page 35	The Smartest Ape in Captivity
KIPF KAPF KOFF KOFF	Moderate Coughing	MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21	The Prisoner's Last Request
KIPF KIPF	Light Coughing	MAD #175, June 1975, Page 21	The Prisoner's Last Request
KISS KISS KISS KISS	Man Kissing Sand	MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11	One Day in the Park
KISS KISS KISS KISS	King Kong kissing the Statue of Liberty	MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24	One Fine Day With King Kong
KITTOONG SHKLUNK	Brain Thrown Into Frankenstein's Head Like A Basketball	MAD #242 Oct 1983 Page C4	One-On-One Night in the Laboratory
KKCHK CRACKLE KRUNCH	Wallpaper Unrolling With Wall Attached	MAD #112. July 67, Page 32	The Paperhanger
KKCHK FEW	Bricklayers Falling Of Scaffolding With Bricks	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48	The Brick Layers...
KKKKKKKKKKKK KAKROOSH	Tree Falling and Crushing Troop	MAD #131 December 1969, Page 48	One Day on a Hike
KKKSH KKKSH	Bricks Thrown Through Windows	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48	One Evening in the Living Room
KKKSSH	Superman Crashing Through A Wall	MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 17	A Mad Look at Superman
KLAK	Flying Teeth Catching Golf Ball	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
KLAK	Movie Clapperboard Clapping	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11	One Day on Location
KLAK	Bank Robber Pulling Open A Safe Door	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48	Late One Night in a Bank
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK	Hitting two small rocks together.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
KLAK KLAK KLAK KLAK (3 times)	Demonstrating popular ball clicker with shrunken heads	MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 25	The Enterprising Young Amazon
KLAK-KLAK CLATTER-CLATTER GLIKLE KLIK KLAK GLAKKLE	Tin Cans Falling Down	MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13	In a Super Market
KLAKADAK SPRITZ	Snapping several vertebrae while inventing a new step, and getting a pantyhose run at the same time	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
KLANG	Water Skier's Head Hitting Draw Bridge	MAD #74, October 1962, Page 15	Waterskiing
KLANG	Water Skier's Head Hitting Armored Truck	MAD #74, October 1962, Page 16	Waterskiing
KLANG	A Cannonball Falling On Thrower's Head	MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 12	The Grand National 50 LB. Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
KLANG	Hippie Hitting Head On Stove	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14	A San Francisco Trip
KLANG BANG KALOONG KLONG	Metal Being Struck by Hammer	MAD #191, Jun 1977, Page C4	One Day in Alaska
KLANG KLANG KLANG	Man Beating A Radiator With A Hammer	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
KLANK	Metal Head Trap	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42	One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
KLANK FUSHSHKLORK	Cement Truck Operator Covers Co-Worker in Cement	MAD #260 January 1986 Page 12	One Not So Fine Day In the Life of Artie Charney
KLEP KLEP KLIPPITY KLEP KLAP KLAP KLEP KLEP	Merry Men Applauding Robin Hood's Off-Center Bulls-Eye	MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 8	One Morning in Sherwood Forest
KLIK	Thief Turning On Light	MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48	Another Great Bank Robbery
KLiK	Mechanical game gun jamming.	MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18	Don Martin in a Play-Land
KLIK	Camera taking photo	MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 38	One Day at the Photographer's
KLiK	Button on various power tools.	MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18-19-20	New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
KLIK	Toenail Being Clipped	MAD #162, Oct 1973, Page 39	One Evening at Home
KLiK	Pressing a Button	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44	Early One Evening in Atlantic City
KLIK	Man Cocking His Pistol	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
KLIK	Lady Turning Off A Lamp	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
KLIK	Bank Robber Turning Handle On A Safe	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48	Late One Night in a Bank
KLIK	TV Remote Control	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 21	One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, CT
KLIK	Man Turns on TV	MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47	One Evening on Sherwood Drive
KLIK dink	Casey's Elbow Hitting Computer Keyboard Delete Key	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30	Casey at the Byte
KLIK KLAK	Cannon Bolt Action	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48	The Great Zucchini
KLIK KLAK	Monitor Being Adjusted	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4	One Day on the Sixth Floor
KLIK KLAK GRAK THAK	Man folding up beach table.	MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23	One Afternoon at the Beach
KLIK KLAK KLIK KLAK	Waiter Walking Across "Water"	MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Castaway Lobby Loiterer
KLIK KLAK ZIK KAZAK PLOIP	Prison Inmate Being Taken Out Of The Electric Chair	MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 25	One Dark Day in a Prison
KLIK KLIK	Man Turning A Television Dial	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
KLIK KLIK CHAKLAK	Cash Register Key Pushing	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
KLIK KLIK KLIK	Guns Getting Ready	MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 15	Early One Morning in South America
KLIK KLIK KLIK KLIK	Capt. Kirk Hitting Keys on Computer Terminal	MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32	Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
KLIK KLIK KLIK SKREEK SKRAWK	Arm Extending from Crop Duster Bay Opening	MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35	One Day in the Country
KLIK PLUF KLIK PLUF	Cinderella Running	MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page C4	A Fairy Tale
KLIK VROOM SPOOSH	Starting Modified Air Conditioner	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
KLIK-CHIKAKLAK CHAKLAK	Cash Register Key Pushing	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
KLIK-KLIK-CHAKLIK	Cash Register Key Pushing	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
KLiK-SPROiNG	Ape Unlocking Top Of Its Head	MAD #111. June 67, Page 35	The Smartest Ape in Captivity
KLIKRUNK GLINK CHAKUNK	Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine	MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page 48	One Evening in a Bus Station
KLINGDINGGOON	Electric Fan Chopping Peoples Nose Off	MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 17	At the Academy of Electric Fan Repair
KLINK	A Bowl Purposely Tapped To Break	MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48	A Domestic Scene
KLINK	Man Snapping Chains of Shackles	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 11	One Morning in a Prison Tower
KLINK	Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine	MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 48	One Evening in an Ohio Bus Station
KLINK GALINK	Inserting Coins Into Machine	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48	One Evening in a Bus Station
KLINK GALINK	Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine	MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal
KLINK GLINK	Man Putting Money Into Vending Machine	MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page 42	One Morning in a Bus Terminal
KLINK GLINK GLUNK	Dutch Boy Putting Money Into Vending Machine	MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39	One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal
KLINK KLINK KLINK KLINK	Prisoner Chipping Out Prison Cell Brick	MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14	Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost!
KLINK KLUNK GADINK	Money Being Inserted Into Vending Machine	MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 11	One Day in Philadelphia
KLiNK! KLiNK! KLiNK!	Safecrackers	MAD #59 December 1960, Page 15	The Safecrackers
KLINKADINK	Coin Being Deposited in a Weight / Fortune Telling Machine	MAD #252 Jan 1985 Page 48	One Fine Afternoon Downtown
KLIP KLIP KLIP KLIP	Attaching Horse Ears to Horse Ears Jumper Cables	MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42	One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
KLOINK	Dracula Crashing Into A Statue	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
KLOMP	Squashed Indian Falling Out Of A Tee Pee	MAD #61, March 1961, Page 48	After the Rains
KLOMP	Butler Falling From Ceiling	MAD #69, March 1962, Page 26	The Guest of Royalty
KLOMP	Spiderman Crashing Into A Building	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP KLOMP	Television Walks Toward Man	MAD #276 Jan 1988 Page 47	One Evening on Sherwood Drive
KLONK	Cop Getting Hit In With Pipe	MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 48	Another Great Bank Robbery
KLONK	Slide Trombonist Hits Fellow Player in Head	MAD 84 Special Nov 1984 Page 34	Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra
KLOOBADA DOOBADA KLOOBADA DOOBADA	Clark Kent Changing To Superman In A Washing Machine Because The Phone Booth Was Busy	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
KLOON	Rock against head.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
KLOONK KA- DOONK	Blind Man and Seeing Eye Dog Walking Into Pole	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 15	One Fine Day Downtown
KLOOONN	Safe Door Falling On A Bank Robber	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48	Late One Night in a Bank
KLUK GAZOONT BLAM BLAM	Automatic Pest Killer Shooting Woman	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 48	One Evening in a Bus Station
KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK KLUK	Men Helping Themselves to Moonshine	MAD #133 March 1970, Page 44	One Day in the Mountains
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP	Warden Tame Running to Airboat	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9	Genteel Ben
KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP KLUMP	Bartender Running Across The Floor	MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover “Bartender... gi' me a double!”
KLUNK	Horse Tripping On Rock	MAD #127 June 1969, Page C2	One Day on the Prairie
KLUNK	Stick falling on ground.	MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21	The Very First Musical Instrument
KLUNK	Car Lightly Hitting Rear of Bus	MAD #198, Apr 1978, Page C4	One Evening in the City
KLUNK	Man's Head Hitting a Sidewalk	MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11	One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop
KLUNK	Can Of Spinach Falling On Floor	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
KLUNKA CHUNKA KLUNKA-CHUNKA	Steamroller Flattens Paved Head Along With Road	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14	The Haircut...
KLUP KLUP KLUP KLUP	Trotting Horse	MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42	One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
KLUPADA KLUPADA KLUPADA KLUPADA (twice)	Galloping Horse	MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 42	One Glorious Evening in Death Valley
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK	Someone Knocking On A Door	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
KooKooK KooKooK	Man In A Daze After Having Toothed Knocked Back Into Place	MAD #86, April 1964, Page 36	Another Visit to the Dentist
KOONG	Man Getting Hit In Head With Wheelbarrow Full Of Cement	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42	A Quick Stroll
KOPF GAHOFF PUFF KAPF	Man Coming up for Air behind Dike	MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 48	Late One Afternoon at the Warsaw Dike
KRAK	Demolition Wrecking Ball Swinging Into Pedestrian's Head	MAD #70, April 1962, Page 37	The Telephone
KRAK	Large rock against stout stick.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
KRAK	Gorilla Adjusting Baby Tarzan's Back	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
KRAKKLE KRAK	Casey Cracking His Knuckles	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 30	Casey at the Byte
KRASH	Frozen Patient Breaking Into Bits Of Ice On Floor	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 17	The Anesthetist
KRASH	Rock Hitting Ground	MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21	One Day Five Thousand Years Ago
KREEK KREEK	Clothes Line Being Pulled	MAD #232, July 1982, Page 29	One Sunny Day in the Dungeons
KREEK KREEK CLANK CLANK	Phantom Yacht Adrift At Sea	MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 43	The Rime of the Modern Surfer
KRUGAZUNCH	Two Lifeboats Colliding	MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 9	One Disastrous Day on the Atlantic
KRUNCH	Arm Wrestlers cracking nuts.	MAD #158, Apr 1973, Page 19	Late One Night in a Waterfront Tavern
KRUNCH	Capt. Kirk Breaking Off Chair Arm on the Bridge	MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 32	Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
KRUNCH KRAK KRARKLE CHOMP	Man Chewing Glass	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34	At “The National Association of Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
KRUNCHLE KRAKLE SHKLINK SKROTCH	Man Chewing Glass	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34	At “The National Association of Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
KSSHFWOOM	Parachutist Crashing Through Building Roof	MAD #230, April 1982, Page 9	One Fine Afternoon While Skydiving
KSSSH	Barber Chair Going Through Roof With Man In It	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13	The Haircut...
KUK UK AK	Man choking in restaurant as waiter assists	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
KWAPP!	Boxer Hitting Punching Bag	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 18	One Fine Afternoon in a Gym
KWEEE	Man's Hair Standing On End	MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 15	One Friday Morning
KWEEK! KWEEK!	Nostrils Flaring	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 28	Early One Morning
KWOIP	Popeye's Other Eye Popping Out	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
KWONG	Man Being Hit In Eye From Wrecking Ball	MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13	One Fine Day Downtown While Passing a Construction Site
KWONK	Man Being Hit on Head With Stick	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11	One Morning in an Old English Forest
KWONK	Mary Worth Getting Punched Out For Not Minding Her Own Business	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
KWOP	Woman catching bouquet	MAD #265 September 1986 Page 33	Don Martin Looks at Weddings
MAMP SPWAT TOK	Cannibals Pelting Each Other With Human Body Parts	MAD #242  Oct 1983 Page 35	One Afternoon on a Remote Jungle Island
MAP-MAP	Ant Boxing Cows Udder	MAD #101. Mar 66, Page 26	One Day in the Pasture
McPWAF	Superman Trying To Catch A Safe Loaded With Kryptonite	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
MMMMM... SMACK	Woman Kisses Cooked Frog Leg	MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19	One Fine Evening in a Castle
MMMMMMMM	Tape measure returning.	MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 19	New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
MMMP AARH GA-SHLOIP	Luke Removing His Mask	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 42	Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
MMP ARG ECK	Man Tied Up Struggling to Phone	MAD #193, Sep 1977, Page 11	One Monday Afternoon in a Downtown Jewelery Store
MMP UGH ARG	Tarzan Moves a Hippo	MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
MMP! ARRGH!	Gagged and bound man trying pull phone down off desk	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
MMPH! UMPH!	Gagged and bound man trying to move toward phone	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
MOWM	Atomic Blast	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 15	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
NNYEEOWNNT	Hager The Horrible Sitting On His Viking Helmet	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
NOK NOK NOK NOK	Salesman Knocking On A Door	MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39	One Day in the Life of Some Salesman
ONNNNNGHK FWEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNGHFK FWEEEEEEEEEEE ONNNNNGKFPK	Husband Snoring	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 13	Late One Night...
OOMP DOOMP	Meatball Bouncing	MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8	Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
OONK OONK BLEEP	Busy City Horns	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 33	Yecch or “What a Waste”
OOOKK! AWK!	Man Having Heart Attack	MAD #53 March 1960, Page 48	Down on Wall Street
OOOOOOiiiiiiYYYYY!	Santa Claus Moaning	MAD #132 January 1970, Page 33	The Month Before Christmas
PADAP PADAP PADAP PADAP	Prison Guard Dribbling Meatloaf	MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding
PAF	Cigar Exploding In Mendicant's Face	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 26	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
PAF	Frog Becoming Prince	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19	A Fairy Tale
PAF	Frog Legs Materializing Into Human Legs	MAD #167, June 1974, Page 19	One Fine Evening in a Castle
PAF	Frog Becoming Prince	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page C2	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Frog Turning Into Prince	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Pace C2	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Frog Turning Into A Prince	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Frog Turning Into A Prince	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Prince Turning Into A Frog	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Frog Turning Into A Prince	MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Man Changing Into A Woman	MAD #208, Jul 1979, Page 42	One Evening in the Miami Bus Terminal
PAF	Bat Turning Into Dracula	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
PAF	Frog Turning Into A Prince	MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page C4	Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF	Frog Turning Into A Handsome Prince	MAD #247 June 1984 Page C4	Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAF TOOONG	Frog Turning Into Prince While Hitting Head on Gate	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page C2	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
PAK POW	Coughing Truck Engine	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29	The Modern Highwayman
PAM	Hitchhiker Self Inflating Self Until He Bursts	MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48	The Hitchiker
PAT PAT PAT PAT	Mother Patting A Baby's Head	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11	One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
PAT PAT PAT PAT	Baby Patting A Rattle	MAD #187, Dec 1976, Page 11	One Fine Morning in a Play Pen
PATWANG FWEEEE	Branch Springing Back, Then  Flinging Baby Tarzan Away	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
PBLRBLPSFT	The King Of Id Receiving An Ovation From His Subjects	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG	Wild Game Call for Mystery Bird	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG PFFFT-FRACK! POP---SPROiNG-GiNG	Strange Bird	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
PFLAP	Woman Holding Paper	MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48	One Day in an Office
PHOOM	King Kong stepping into a train car	MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23	One Fine Day With King Kong
PHOOO PHOOO	Indian Blowing onto Fire	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48	Once Upon a Time in The Black Hills of S. Dakota
PHWAM	Carnival boss slamming down receiver on telephone	MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9	One Thursday Morning on East 12th Street
PIK PIK PIK	Man Notching Door Frame	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 17	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
PING (18 times over four panels)	Pimples Popping	MAD #167, June 1974, Page 48	One Day in a Laboratory
PiNG THWAP	An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face	MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9	In a Doctor's Office
PINK	Tarzan Flicking a Bug from Jane's Hair	MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10	Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
PITOOIE	Woman Spitting Out Bird Call	MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42	One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago
PiTTOO TFFP THOOO THAFF PiTTOOiE	Several People Spitting	MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 16	One Day Last April
PITTOOIE	Giant Man Spitting Out Bone	MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 29	Don Martin's Natural History Movies #27 The Goono Aborigines
PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP	Bullet Ricocheting off Ceiling, Through Six Heads, Off a Wall, Then Through Six More Heads.	MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 11	One Morning in a Courtroom
PLABLABLABLAB	The Batmobile With A Flat Tire	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 21	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
PLABLABLABLABL	Bucket Rope Releasing	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12	A Dreadful Day
PLAK DAK THUK FRIT	Man folding up beach chair.	MAD #144, Jul 1971, Page 23	One Afternoon at the Beach
PLAK FLOP CLATTER	Teeth Locked on to Golf Ball Hitting Green	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
PLAM	Guy Shooting Himself in Head	MAD #256 July 1985 Page 42	One Fine Friday Evening Downtown
PLAM	Rifle Firing	MAD #264 July 1986 Page 13	One Grim Morning in South America
PLAM PLAM	Gun Firing	MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 48	In an Alley
PLAP	An Extension Arm Launched Boxing Glove Hitting A Doctor In The Face	MAD #70, April 1962, Page 9	In a Doctor's Office
PLAP	Robin Hood Hitting Opposite Side Of A Stream With A Stick	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
PLING	Person Flipping A Coin	Special #20, Winter 1976, Bonus Insert	“Give 'Em Hell” Election Year Stickers
PLINK (8 times)	Bricklayers Stacking Bricks	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48	The Brick Layers...
plink plink plink plink	Coin Being Dribbled on Sidewalk in Distance	MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17	One Morning on a Corner Downtown
plink plink plink plink	Coin Being Dribbled on Sidewalk	MAD #246 April 1984 Page 17	One Morning on a Corner Downtown
PLINK PLINK PLONK	Man Picking Tin Cans From Pile	MAD #115. Dec 67, Page 13	In a Super Market
PLOIP	Doctor Pulling Kidney Out Of Body	MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26	The Kidney Transplant
PLOIP	Man Pulling Bird Out Of His Mouth	MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42	One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago
PLOiP!	Removing mask.	MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 21	One Day at the Bullfights
PLOOSH FLAPF	Blowing Kiss Partially Blocked By Food	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28	The Modern Highwayman
PLOP	Bowl Being Placed On Man's Head	MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48	A Domestic Scene
PLOP	Flying Hat Landing On Ground	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 14	One Sunday Morning in the Park
PLOP	A Hat Thrown Down On The Ground	MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28	One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown
PLOP PHELOP	People Dropping From Smell of General's Armpits	MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 17	Early One Morning Down in South America
PLORK	Mother Bird Feeding A Baby Bird	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23	Early One Morning High in a Treetop
PLORK BLUT	Bullets Hitting Yecch Monster	MAD #164, Jan 1974, Page 30	Yecch or “What a Waste”
PLORTCH	Sword Being Pushed Into Sir Albert's Butt	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
PLUNK	Genteel Ben Pushing His Belly Button	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11	Genteel Ben
PLUNK	Man Putting Clam In Pocket	MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10	While Clamming in New Jersey
PLUNK	Patient Getting Gassed	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10	One Day in a Hospital
PLUNK (4 times)	Bricklayers Stacking Bricks	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 48	The Brick Layers...
PLUNK SPLOOSH SPLASH SPLISH	Coin Hitting Water In Wishing Well / Man Diving for Coin	MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8	On a Cruise to a South Sea Island
PLURP	Bucket Raising Out Of Well Water	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12	A Dreadful Day
POFFISSS	Sticking Pin Into Inflatable Plastic Human	MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 42	One Evening at a Banquet Saluting an Outstanding American
Poing	Belt Undoing As Buckle Pops Off	MAD #77, March 1963, Page 35	On a Summer's Afternoon
POING	Flare Gun	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39	Another Day on a Desert Island
POING GEEN GEEN	Flare Gun from a Ship	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 39	Another Day on a Desert Island
POING POING POING	Pogo Stick	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8	The Pogo-Stick Incident
POiNG THUK!	Friar Tuck Shot In The Head By An Arrow	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
POiNG THUK! PINK	Shooting Messages By Arrow And Bow String Snaps	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 25	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
POiNG!	Horse Jumping	MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48	The Chase
POINK	Pin Plucking From Pin Cushion	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26	The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest
Poink	Barber Chair Lever Being Pulled	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 13	The Haircut...
POiNK	Frame Getting Pulled Off The Wall	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11	Genteel Ben
POiNK!	Dart Hitting Boy's Forehead	MAD #59 December 1960, Page 48	The Wonderful New Dart Set
POiT	Robinson Crusoe Pulling A Sea Shell Out Of His Ear	MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27	"Robinson Crusoe" or On the Beach with Don Martin
POIT	Eye Being Released From Vacuum	MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 48	The Private Eye
POIT	Kid Pulling Earphone Out Of Ear	MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9	Don Martin Turns On Portable Radios
PoiT	Removing Cork From Bottle	MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 42	One Afternoon Down Home
POIT	Large Boob Pops Out Of Bra	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
POIT DING FOING TWONG PEEN	Dressing like John Travolta when you're built like Jackie Gleason	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
POIT DOIT DIT	Three News Anchors Taking Their Earpieces Out	MAD #254 April 1985 Page 36	One Fine Day at a Television Station
POiT!	Woman Pulling Coat Hanger Out Of Man's Mouth	MAD #52 January 1960, Page 48	The Early Riser
POiT!	Fat Woman's Bottom Dislodging From Escalator Top Step And Rail	MAD #68, January 1962, Page 44	The Escalator
POP	Man Using Another Man's Nose As A Bottle Opener	MAD #54 April 1960, Page 48	Uncle Herman and the Coke Machine
POP	Dream Balloon Popping	MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 14	The Epicure
POP	Spy Pulling Poison Pin From Cigarette	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24	Spy Stuff
POP!	Mechanical game gun firing	MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18	Don Martin in a Play-Land
POW	Motorcycle Jumping Ramp	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12	One Day on the Highway
PSSSH	Very Large Spray Can Emitting Gas	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 22	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
PWADAK	Skateboarder crashing	MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12	One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
PWAM	Atomic Blast From Hundreds Of Miles Away	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 14	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
PWANG	Frying Pan Bounces Off and Flattens Face	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
PWOF	Parachute Unfurling	MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48	Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
PWOiNG	Woman's Leg, Tied To An Anvil, Being Stretched	MAD #78, Arpil 1963, Page 13	The Suicide
PWOK	Monkey Being Hit On The Head With A Rock	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
PWOMPF	Block Of Dungeon Wall And Prisoner Falling To Ground	MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
QUACK-QUACK QUACK QUACK	Duck	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
QUACK-QUACK QUACK-QUACK	Wild Game Call for Duck	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 17	The Hunters
QWACK WAAK WAAK	Duck	MAD #141, Mar 1971, Page 39	One Evening in a Bathtub
RAH-OOOM	Car Speeding Away	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
RIKKITY TIKKITY RAPPA TAP TAP	Spoon-Playing Senator	Special #20, Winter 1976, Bonus Insert	“Give 'Em Hell” Election Year Stickers
RiNGALiNG	Lady's phone ringing	MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7	One Dark and Lonely Night
RIP	Human Phone Book Tearing In Half	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14	The Accident
RIP	Civil War Rank Patch Torn From Uniform	MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21	One Fine Day During The Civil War
RIP	King Kong Ripping Posts From Platform	MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33	One Night on Skull Island
RIP	Tarzan Losing Loin Cloth On Tree Branch	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Tarzan's New Loin Cloth
RIP	Spiderman Ripping Costume	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
RIP SLICE SHNIKKLE HAK	Kidney Transplant Surgery	MAD #131 December 1969, Page 26	The Kidney Transplant
RIP TEAR	Banner Turning Into The Hulk	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
RIP TEAR ARRGH GARRGH	Banner Turning Into The Hulk	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
RiPF	Failed Parachute Ripping	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11	On a Saturday Afternoon
ROOM	Paving Truck Rolls Toward Man's Head Poking Up Through Manhole	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14	The Haircut...
ROWM	Truck Taking Off Quickly	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25	Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
RRIP	Magic Carpet Tearing Around Fat Rider	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21	One Morning in Marrakesh
RRRRR	Police Car Siren	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30	The Modern Highwayman
RRRRRR	Ambulance Siren	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page 21	Don Martin Beats the High Cost of Gasoline
RUMBLE ROR FAGLORK SWOOSH	Moses Parts the Red Sea	MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 16	Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
RUMBLE RUMBLE	Falling Rock	MAD #188, Jan 1977, Page 21	One Day Five Thousand Years Ago
RUMBLE UMBLE RUMBLE	Thunder Storm	MAD #195, Dec 1977, Page 47	One Evening on a Rooftop in Texas
RUMBOOM-BLOOMA DOOM BOOMA-ROOMBA	Chicken Nests Bouncing Around	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34	One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
SAZZIKK ZIKZIKZIKZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK ZIKZIKZIK	Gagged and bound man dialing telephone with his nose	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
SCHKLURT	Pizza Springing Into Face	MAD #88, July 1964, Page 9	Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
SCHLAP	Patient's Head Being Retracted Into Shoulder	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14	The House Call
SCHLEP	Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14	The House Call
SCHLIP	Patient's Leg Being Retracted Into Hip	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14	The House Call
SCHLIT	Water Spraying Out Of Phone	MAD #84, Jan 1964, Page 48	An Early Morning Bathroom Scene
SCHLOOP	Patient's Arm Being Retracted Into Shoulder	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 14	The House Call
SCHLOOT	Flattened Human Body Folding	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 13	The Accident
SCRAPE SCRAPE SCRAPE	Hippie Scraping Banana Peel Into Frypan	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13	A San Francisco Trip
SHIF-SHAF SHABAMP MAMP SHOMPAH-BOMBAH DIMPAH MIMPAH FOMP-DABOMP! GADIFF-GADIFF GADAFF GADAFF GASMITCH GASMATCH KABOFF FAPADDA DAPADDA SWIPADDA DIPADDA FAP SPMAP GAMOP	Pair Of Dancing Shoes	MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page 15	One Morning in a Theatrical Shop
SHIK SHIK	Man shaving	MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32	Don Martin Looks at Weddings
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA	Man Scratching Back	MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 48	The New Back-Scratcher
SHIKA SHIKA SHIKA	Jane Scratching Her Head	MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10	Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
SHIKA-SHIKA SHIKA-SHIKA	Rubbing Two Sticker Together To Make Fire	MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17	One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times
SHKALINK SHKALOINK SHKALINK SHKALOINK	Nurse Milking Blood from Man's Fingers	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31	One Afternoon Down on a Farm
SHKLAZITCH yarg!	Alley Oop Getting In The Way Of His Pet Dinosaur	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SHKLiK	Flower Squirting Water Into Man's Eye	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 48	In the Hall of Fame
SHKLIK	Heart popping out of body.	MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31	During a Heart Transplant
SHKLIK SHKLIK SHKLIK SHLIKLE SHLAK SKLIK SKLUSH SHKLAKLE SPLAK	Man Applying Glue To Wallpaper	MAD #112. July 67, Page 32	The Paperhanger
SHKLIKSA!	Clam Squirting Man In Face	MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10	While Clamming in New Jersey
SHKLIKTA	Boutonniere Spritzing	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
SHKLITZA	Doctor Getting Squirted In Face By Trick Flower	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10	One Day in a Hospital
SHKLiTZA	Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face	MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35	Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop
SHKLiTZA	Boutonniere Spritzing	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
SHKLIZICH!	Expected Clam Squirting Man	MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10	While Clamming in New Jersey
SHKLIZORTCH	Water Squirting Out Of A Telephone Handset	MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31	One Fine Day Uptown
SHKLIZZITZ	Doctors Operating On A Person	MAD #231, June 1982, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Scene in a Surgery
SHKLIZZORTCH	Enterprise Being Hit By Excrement from a Klingon (Bird Looking) Ship	MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 31	Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
SHKLOORT THURCH	Sculptor Molding Clay	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11	One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
SHKLOP	Heart bouncing on floor.	MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 31	During a Heart Transplant
SHKLORBBADORP	Skateboarder hitting wet cement	MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12	One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
SHKLORP	Kong Pulling Ship Out Of The Ocean	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11	One Day on Location
SHKLURCH	Hippie Squeezing Food Out Of Beard	MAD #139 December 1970, Page 48	One Day in a Crash-Pad
SHKLURK	Man Grabbing Clam	MAD #130 October 1969, Page 10	While Clamming in New Jersey
SHKWITZ SHKWITZ	Man Cleaning Eyeglasses	MAD #134 April 1970, Page 11	The Fitting
SHLOOK	Princess Kissing Frog	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19	A Fairy Tale
SHLURK SHLORK MMM-SHLURK GURGLE AHHH-GLUKLE GLIK …	Men Drinking From Stew Pot With Human Head In It	MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 39	One Morning in the Jungle
SHMUZORFT	Crock Peeling Off His Socks After A 20-Mile Hike In The Desert	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP SHNIP	Doctor Cutting Patient And Nurse Out Of Body Cast	MAD #104. July 66, Page 42	Still Later On in the Hospital
SHOOGA SHIK	Telephone moving on desk	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
SHOOK	Subway Train Door Opening	MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 48	On the Subway
SHOOK SHOOK	Prisoner Pushing Loosened Cell Brick Along Floor	MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15	Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost!
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK	Prince #1 Climbing Rapunzel's Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page 13	Don Martin Takes Another Look at the Same Fairy Tale
SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK SHOOK	Prince Climbing Rapunzel's Never-Ending Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2	Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
SHOOKA SHOOKA SHOOKA	Prison Guard Shaking A Spray Can	MAD #223, June 1981, Page 48	Late One Evening on Death Row
SHOOO	Spear	MAD #44 January 1959, Page 17	Memories of Summer – In the Park
SHPLEP	Spiderman's Web Shooting Out	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SHPLIPLE DROOT GLORT	Man Eating Soup	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48	One Evening in Spain
SHPLOIP	Chicken Blasting Out Of Nest And Feathers	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 34	One Day in the “Chicken Coop”
SHPOOOSH HELP! FAGWASSHHHH HELP! HELP! GLUKKLE-GLUK!	Sounds of the Ocean from a Sea Shell	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page 14	Don Martin Sells Us Sea Shells by the Sea Shore
SHPORK YARG! FWAK	Bride and groom fighting	MAD #265 September 1986 Page 32	Don Martin Looks at Weddings
SHTIK SHTIK SHTIK	King Kong cleaning stuff out of his toes with a traffic signal	MAD #262 April 1986 Page 23	One Fine Day With King Kong
SHTOINK	Bath Towel Bar Pokes Eye	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK SHTOINK	Nurse pricking Man's Fingers with Syringe	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31	One Afternoon Down on a Farm
SHUFFLE SHIFFLE	Gagged and bound man scooting on floor toward phone	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
SHUKA SHUKA SHUKA	Shaking Groceries Out Of Bag	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
SHWIK SHWIKA SHK SHHHSK SHASHWIK SHWIKA SHWIK SHASH SHAK	Native Shuffling Shrunken Heads	MAD #111. June 67, Page 42	Gambling in The Amazon
SILENCE QUIET STEALTH HUSH HUSHLE SHHH MUFFLE NOT-A-SOUND	Indian Running Through Woods	MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
SIT SIT SIT	Doctor Cutting Belly Of Man	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 10	One Day in a Hospital
SITZ SITTZLE SIZZOTZ KRAKLE	The Human Torch Hugging His Girlfriend	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SITZ SIZZLE	Prisoner's Feet Burned by Birthday Cake Candles	MAD #277 Mar 1988 Page 45	One Special Day in the Dungeon
SIZAFITZ	Lit Cigarette Pokes Eyeball	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SIZZLE SITZ	Flare Fizzling Out	MAD #215, June 1980, Page 48	The Last Day on a Desert Island
SIZZLE SITZ	Prisoner's Feet Burned by Candle	MAD #277 Mar 1988 Page 45	One Special Day in the Dungeon
SIZZLE SITZ SIZZATS	Superman Uses Thermal X-Ray Vision	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 13	Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
SKAPASCH	Movie Camera Falling Onto Man	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37	One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio
SKAPLUNCH	Malaria Sticking Sword Into Dragon	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45	Conehead – The Barbituate
SKAPROING	Pilot ejecting from jet	MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48	Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH SKAZEECH SKAZOOCH	Magician Cut A Box In Half	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SKIZZORFT	Slitting your silk underwear and polyester pants at the same time	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SKLAZONCHO!	Mervyn Cutting A Man in a Box In Two	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 28	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
SKLERCH!	Man's Popping Eyes Stopped By Glasses	MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31	One Afternoon at a Bus Stop
SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY SKLISHITTY SKLOSHITTY	Aquaman Walking Around In A Squishy Wetsuit	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 20	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SKLiSHK	Flower Squirting Water In Man's Face	MAD #126 April 1969, Page 14	Outside a Novelty Shop
SKLIT SKLIT	Road Worker Paints Center White Line	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14	The Haircut...
SKLITCH	King Ardor Cutting Off Sir Fingburn's Head	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 26	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
SKLITCH SKLITCH	Atat Scraping Ewok off its Foot onto Log	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41	Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
SKLIZZORCH!	Conehead Sticking Sword Into Dragon's Head	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 45	Conehead – The Barbituate
SKLOOSH	Hand Squeezing Water Bag	MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13	Outside a Novelty Shop
SKLORK	Steam Roller Crushing Eye	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31	One Morning in the Life of an Optician
SKLORSH	Vending Machine Squirting Dutch Boy	MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 39	One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal
SKLORTCH	Atat Stepping on Ewok	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41	Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
SKLURK	Fat Woman Sitting On Man	MAD #102. Apr 66, Page 26	In the Optometrist's Waiting Room
SKLUSH	Paving Truck Sprays Hot Tar	MAD #103. Jun 66, Page 14	The Haircut...
SKNITCH	Pin Pushing Into Baby's Head	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 26	The Nearsighted Voodoo Priest
SKRAKIT SKRAKIT	Wild Skrakit bird.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
SKRAZEECHIO	Getting stomped by a platform heel	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SKREEE	Truck Stopping	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25	Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
SKREEEE	Braking Car	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
SKREEEE	Car Skidding To Stop	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27	The Modern Highwayman
SKREEEE	Tires from car breaking.	MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 42	One Fine Day While Touring Florida
SKREEEEE	Policeman Skidding To A Stop	MAD #137 September 1970, Page 42	While Hanging Around the Corner
SKREEEEE	Camel Coming To A Quick Stop	MAD #234, Oct 1982, Page 21	One Broiling Day in the Desert
SKREEEEE	Car Braking	MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27	One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
SKREEEEE SKREEEEE	Trucks Braking To A Halt	MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40	Professor Bleent and The Floon Beetle Expedition
SKREEEEEE	Horses Stopping	MAD #56 July 1960, Page 48	The Chase
SKREEEEEE	Slamming on the brakes of a moon rover	MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 33	One Thursday Afternoon on the Moon
SKREEEEEE (twice)	Car Tires Burning Rubber	MAD #263 June 1986 Page 12	One Day in the City
SKREEEEEE SKREEEE	Police Cars Screeching To A Halt	MAD #254 April 1985 Page 22	One Day in a Police Department
SKREEEEEEEK	Van Pulling up in a hurry	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 13	One Tuesday Morning on Main Street
SKREEEEEK	Calvary horses stopping.	MAD #154, Oct 1972, Page 31	One Day During a Calvary Attack
SKREEEEK	Horses Stopping	MAD #127 June 1969, Page C2	One Day on the Prairie
SKREEEEK	Truck Coming To A Stop	MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42	One Fine Day Crosstown
SKREEEK	Hospital Bed Being Pulled Around A Corner	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page C4	One Day on the Sixth Floor
SKREEGAZEETCH	Violin Screeching	MAD 84 Special Nov 1984 Page 34	Mad's Rhyming Guide to the Orchestra
SKREEK	Shoes Sliding Into Home Plate Or First Base	MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 29	The Astrodome
SKREEK	Shoes Skidding To A Stop	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 42	A Quick Stroll
SKREEK	Zoologist Stopping at Huge Footprint	MAD #132 January 1970, Page 7	On the Trail with a Zoologist
SKREEK	Lightning	MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15	During a Summer Shower
SKREEK	Skateboard Stopping on Pavement	MAD #189, Mar 1977, Page 23	One Afternoon While Running an Errand
SKREEK	Car Stopping	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25	Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
SKREEK	Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4	One Day in Metropolis
SKREEK SKREEK	Superman Trying To Open A Stuck Window	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4	One Day in Metropolis
SKREEKLE GLEEP SKRONK	Woman Trying To Bird Call	MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 42	One Fine Day About Two Weeks Ago
SKREEYEEEK	Indian Turning Around a Cactus Arm	MAD #204, Jan 1979, Page 23	One Hot Afternoon in the American Desert
SKREEYEEYEEYEEYEEK	Truck Rounding Corner On Two Wheels	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 29	The Modern Highwayman
SKRIBBLE SKRAZITZ SKRAZATZ	Policeman Writing Out A Summons	MAD #207, Jun 1979, Page 23	One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street
SKRICH SKRICHA SKRINK	Carving outside of stick.	MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 22	The Very First Musical Instrument
SKRITCH SKRITCH SHOOKA SHOOKA	Block On Dungeon Wall Being Worked On	MAD #223, June 1981, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Dungeon Wall-Hanger
SKROIK	Superman Opening Window And Lifting House	MAD #226, Oct 1981, Page C4	One Day in Metropolis
SKROINCH	Muscle Man Grasps A Guy's Ears From Behind and Stretches His Head	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SKROINCH	Man Ripping Out A Seat On A Bus	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 34	Late One Fine Afternoon on an Uptown Bus
SKROINCH	Spiderman Being Hit By Window Washers	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SKRONCH	Raft Hitting The Beach	MAD #138 October 1970, Page 11	One Day at the Ocean
SKROOM SKREEK SKREEK SKREEK	Car Starting and Quickly Departing	MAD #136 July 1970, Page 48	One Day in a Garage
SKROOOK	Skateboarder Coming To A Quick Stop	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 11	The Rime of the Modern Skateboarder
SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRUNCH SKRICHA SKRICHA SKRICHA	Carving hole in stick.	MAD #146, Oct 1971, Page 21	The Very First Musical Instrument
SKRUNCHA SKRUNCHA WIZ GA-WIZ	King Kong Playing With Human Spin Toy	MAD #192, Jul 1977, Page 33	One Night on Skull Island
SKWA-BA-DAP	Three Onlookers Being Squashed By A Guy On Skis	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 12	Don Martin's Superman III Out-Takes
SKWAKO	Horse Kicking The Lone Ranger	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
SKWAPPO	The Silver Surfer Wiping Out On A Meteor	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SKWAPPO	Person Jumping From Building And Hitting Ground	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
SKWEEK SKWEEK	Cleaning Out Lincoln's Mt. Rushmore Ears	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 16	One Day in South Dakota
SKWEEK SKWEEK	Unscrewing A Wooden Peg Leg	MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 37	Yesterday in Downtown Freensville
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK	Waiter grinding pepper mill for patrons	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
SKWIK SKWIK SKWIK	Waiter twisting choking man like a pepper grinder	MAD #268 January 1987 Page 42	One Delightful January Morning
SLOOPLE GLIK SPLORP	Man Eating Soup	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48	One Evening in Spain
SLURK GLURKLE GLUP	Man Eating Soup	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 48	One Evening in Spain
SMAK	Princess Kissing Frog	MAD #180, Jan 1976, Page C2	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing Frog	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page C2	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing Frog	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page C3	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing A Frog	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Kissing	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page C4	Still More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See - Rapunzel
SMAK	Female Frog Kissing A Prince	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing A Frog	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing A Frog	MAD #202, Oct 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing A Frog	MAD #220, Jan 1981, Page C4	Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMAK	Princess Kissing Frog	MAD #247 June 1984 Page C4	Another Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SMEK	Princess Kissing Frog	MAD #166, April 1974, Page 22	Don Martin Looks at Three Fairy Tales
SNAP	Handcuffs	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12	Genteel Ben
SNAP	A Wishbone Snapping	MAD #160, July 1973, Page 42	One Day with a Wishbone
SNAP CRUNCH CRASH CRUNCHLE KRAK SMASH KRASH THUMP KRAKLE FUSH SPAMP	White Man Running Through Woods	MAD #121 September 1968, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
SNAP GRASP ZIP PULL	Man Opening Survival Raft	MAD #134 April 1970, Page C2	Ditched in the South Pacific
SNAP KRAK	Breaking Twigs	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48	Once Upon a Time in The Black Hills of S. Dakota
SNAP PLOOBADOOF	Wonder Woman Releasing Her Amazon Brassiere	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SNAP SNAP	Tadpole Snapping Fingers	MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27	A MAD “Show Biz Success Story”
SNAP SNAP	Magic Carpet Pilot Snapping Fingers	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21	One Morning in Marrakesh
SNAP SNAP SNAP	Alligators Chomping After A Doctor In Africa	MAD #73, September 1962, Page 13	The Good Doctor in Africa
SNIFF	Well-Placed Dog Nose Sniffing	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48	One Tuesday Afternoon On West Main Street
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF	Dog Sniffing	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 48	One Tuesday Afternoon On West Main Street
SNIFFLE SKNIFFLE SNIFFLE SNIF... SKNIKLE SKLUK SKLUKLE SKNOSH SNUFFLE SHNORKLE SLOBBLE SOB	Genteel Ben And Warden Tame Crying	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 10	Genteel Ben
SNIP	Barber Cutting Branch Growing Out Of Lincoln's Nose	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 8	The Official Barber
SNIP	Hair Cutting	MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9	Three Hairy Stories
SNIP SNIP	Barber Scissors Snipping	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
SNIP SNIP	Nose Hair Cutting	MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9	Three Hairy Stories
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP	A Haircut	MAD #81, Sept 1963, Page 48	A Domestic Scene
SNIP SNIP SNIP SNIP	Cutting Bandages With Scissors	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37	One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio
SNiP!	Woman Cutting Flower Out Of Her Hair	MAD #53 March 1960, Page 32	Balcony Scene
SPA- ZUNCH	Superman Swatting A Fly On Lois's Back	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SPALOOSH	Mafia Informant Dumped In River Wearing Cement Shoes	MAD #247 June 1984 Page 48	One Dark Night on the East Coast
SPAMAMP MABBIT FLABADAP GONK	Runners Crashing Into A Stone Wall	MAD #233, Sept 1982, Page 9	Last Year at the Freensville Marathon
SPASH	Boy Smashing Piggy Bank With Hammer	MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 21	One Saturday Afternoon
SPAZOOSH SSSSSSSST	Water Pouring out of Elevator Shaft, Putting out Fire	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
SPITZ SPOPPLE SPATZ	Spiderman's Web Not Coming Out Properly	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SPLADAP	Dead Fish Thrown At and Ricocheting Off Face	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SPLADUNK	Casket Being Slam Dunked Into Open Grave	MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 9	One Bright Morning at the Boston Cemetery
SPLAK	Baby Tossing Food On His Head With A Spoon	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLAP	Spaghetti Being Tossed Into Bowl	MAD #88, July 1964, Page 10	Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
SPLAP!!	Woman Falling On Rear End After Pogo Stick Yanked Out From Under Her	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 8	The Pogo-Stick Incident
SPLASH SPLISHLE SPLISH SPLOSH SPASHLE GLISH SPLESH	Bath water Parting as done by Moses	MAD #186, Oct 1976, Page 14, 15	Don Martin presents “The Story of Moses”
SPLAT	Egg Hitting Robinson Crusoe In His Head	MAD #75, December 1962, Page 27	"Robinson Crusoe" or On the Beach with Don Martin
SPLAT	Face Being Punched	MAD #85, Mar 1964, Page 26	The Sunday Drive
SPLAT	Hand Squishing Spider	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29	In a Department Store
SPLAT	Artist Throwing Sculpture Head On Table	MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32	Meanwhile at the Sculptor's Studio
SPLAZOOSH	Woman Pouring Water On Fire	MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17	One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times
SPLISHIDY-SPLASH- SPLADISH-SPLADISH ….. SPLISHIDY-SPLASHIDY- SPLAPIDY-SPLIP ….	Dancing In The Rain	MAD #184, Jul 1976, Page 15	One Day Last April
SPLITCH	Tomato Hits Face	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SPLOIT	Baby Throwing Food From A Spoon	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLOOSH	Man Hitting Water In Bottom Of Well	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12	A Dreadful Day
SPLOOSH	Golf Club Hitting Water	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
SPLOP	Bird Falling And Hitting Ground	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 11	One Fine Day During Lunch Period
SPLORK	Baby With Spoon In A Bowl	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLORP BLATCH THWIP BLIF PLORF BLAP	Baby And Parents Tossing Food Around While Eating	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 48	One Evening in a Nice Young Couple's House
SPLOYDOING	Mans Guts Popping Out Like Jack In The Box	MAD #110. Apr 67, Page 11	One Day in a Hospital
SPLURP	Artist Pulling Sculpture Head Of Stand	MAD #105. Sept 66, Page 32	Meanwhile at the Sculptor's Studio
SPMAMP	Entering a dark Disco from daylight, and bashing into a wall	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SPMAMP	Sculptor Scrunching Man's Face	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11	One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
SPMAP!	Stepping on bug.	MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19	One Fairly Nice Day Downtown
SPOOF	Flame Starting	MAD #217, Sept 1980, Page 17	One Fine Day in Prehistoric Times
SPOOSHT	Man Getting Squirted By A Fire Hydrant	MAD #203, Dec 1978, Page 11	One Morning at Max's Novelty Shop
SPRAZITZ	Face Getting Drenched	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
SPRAZOT SPRAT	Paint Spray Can	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRITSITS	Paint Spray Can	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRITZ	Paint Spray Can	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRIZAWITZ	Paint Spray Can	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
SPRIZZITZ	Spiderman Being Sprayed With Bug Spray	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
SPROiNG	Picture of Bullets Springs from Man's Pocket	MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11	Great Non-Violent Guns!
SPROING	Body Popping Out of Cake	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 44	Early One Evening in Atlantic City
SPROING	Female Frog Jumping	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
SPROING	Spring Snake Popping Out Of Basket	MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23	One Magical Day in Modern Baghdad
SPROING	Prison Guard Jumping with Meatloaf	MAD #249 Sept 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover - Dungeon Prisoner Feeding
SPROING GING	Picture of Human Cannonball Springs from Cannon	MAD #137 September 1970, Page 11	Great Non-Violent Guns!
SPROINGACHONK	Spring-loaded ax	MAD #272 July 1987 Page 14	One Fine Day in North Calamari
SPROiNGDOiNK	Mechanical Boxing Glove	MAD #138 October 1970, Page 35	Once Again in Front of a Novelty Shop
SPROWMMM	Airboat Hitting Dock and Taking Flight	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9	Genteel Ben
SPUSH	Perspiration Being Released	MAD #89, Sept 1964, Page 37	One Fine Evening in Lovers' Lane
SPUTZ-SPITZA CHUKKUNK-CLUNK	Car Running Out Of Gas	MAD #117. Mar 68, Page 11	Out West
SPWAKO	Ship Being Hit Tremendously Hard With A Champagne Bottle	MAD #247 June 1984 Page 11	One Morning on the West Coast
SPWAP	Construction Worker Stamp "Kill" On Steam Shovel	MAD #214, April 1980, Page 13	One Fine Day Downtown While Passing a Construction Site
SPWATCH	Fried Eggs Thrown In Face Covering Eyes	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
SSAT	Phone Book Shaped Flattened Human Body Creasing At Spine	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 14	The Accident
SSLiT	Spy Pulling Poisoned Dagger From Cane	MAD #106. Oct 66, Page 24	Spy Stuff
SSSSSSSS	Deflating Doctor's Head	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33	Another (whew!) Visit to the Doctor's Office
SSSST!	Bug Sizzling By Magnifying Glass Sunlight	MAD #174, April 1975, Page 40	Professor Bleent and The Floon Beetle Expedition
STAMP (10 times)	Group Stamping Of Feet	MAD #171, Dec 1974, Page 42	One Evening at the Stamp Club Meeting
STAMP STAMP	Large Mechanical Foot Stomping	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 23	One Afternoon in the Post Office
STOINK PING	King Kong breaking a train in half	MAD #262 April 1986 Page 22	One Fine Day With King Kong
STOOF	Grabbing Grocery Bag	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
STOONG	Gargoyle Hitting Salesman In The Head	MAD #218, Oct 1980, Page 39	One Day in the Life of Some Salesman
STOOPFT!	Man In Bird Suit Crashing To Ground	MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 40	Don Martin's Natural History Movies #39 The Great Golden Eagle
STROINGGOINK	Olive Oyl Falling Down A Sidewalk Grating And Being Saved By Her Nose	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
SUT FLUT FLIT FLOT	Folding up flattened man.	MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13	One Tuesday Morning
SWAP	Football Hitting Mans Face	MAD #100. Jan 66, Page 42	The Swan Song of a Modern Hiawatha
SWIF	Throwing "folded man" airplane.	MAD #155, Dec 1972, Page 13	One Tuesday Morning
SWIFFLE KASPLATCH	Falling off the glass center Disco stage	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
SWISH FLIBADIP	Rapunzel Letting Loose Her Hair	MAD #129 September 1969, Page C2	Don Martin Takes a Look at a Fairy Tale
SWIT	Hippie Slipping On Banana Peel	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14	A San Francisco Trip
SWIT	Net Hitting Genteel Ben	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 8	Genteel Ben
SWIT FLIP SNAT GAFLOR ZINGO PLOOF ZIZ KLAK FAZZAT TWOP TONK PLIF FLINK FAK POK ETC. ETC. ETC.	Camper re-folding with man inside.	MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13	One Day at Campsite 39-B
SWiT-PLOP	Sticky Spaghetti Upending Plate	MAD #126 April 1969, Page 29	In an Italian Restaurant
SWIT-PLOP	Baggers Bagging Groceries	MAD #173, Mar 1975, Page 11	One Saturday Morning in a Supermarket
SWIT-PLOP	Nurse Sitting Man on Table	MAD #199, Jun 1978, Page 31	One Afternoon Down on a Farm
SWIT-SWIT SWIZZAT-SWAT	Genteel Ben Spelling "NEVER!" With Money And Jewels	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 11	Genteel Ben
SWIZZAK KLAKKLE DING	Telephone falling off desk to floor	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
tap tap tap	Patter of little feet	MAD #36 December 1957 Page 41	The Children's Hour
TAP TAP TAP	Prisoners Rapping Spoons And Cups	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48	The Prison Mess Hall Riot
TAP TAP TAP	Blind Man Walking Into The Street	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31	One Morning in the Life of an Optician
TAP TAP TAP TAP	Man tapping on window	MAD #270 April 1987 Page 35	One Fine Morning in the Maternity Ward
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP	Blind Man's Cane	MAD #237, March 1983, Page 27	One Fine Day in Chicago, Illinois
TAP!TAP!TAP!	Conductor Tapping	MAD #55 June 1960, Page 9	The Concert
THAP	Man Stepping On Bug	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11	One Day Downtown
THAP THAP THAP	Man Stepping On Bug	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11	One Day Downtown
THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP THAP	Man Stepping On Bug	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 11	One Day Downtown
THAPLOOF	Horse Jumping From One Ledge To Another	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
THHHUT! THHHHT!	Man Getting Two Arrows In the Back	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11	One Morning in an Old English Forest
THHLORP	Spiderman Sending Web Into Soup	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
THIKOOSH	Hippie Lighting Match On Crusty Jeans	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 13	A San Francisco Trip
ThiZ ZiZ ZiZ Ziz …	Spiderman's Secret Web Fluid Backfiring	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
THLBBADUP	Dracula Being Emptied Out Of A Coffin	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 15	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
THLIP	Door Opening on the Enterprise	MAD #251 Dec 1984 Page 30	Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III
THLOOP!	Sculptor Swiping Across Man's Face	MAD #229, March 1982, Page 11	One Day in a Sculptor's Studio
THLUCK	Mother Bird Pulling Sibling Out of Baby Bird's Mouth	MAD #211, Dec 1979, Page 23	Early One Morning High in a Treetop
THLUP	Kid Putting Eyeplug In Eye Socket	MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9	Don Martin Turns On Portable Radios
THOIK	Breaking the suction from sitting too long on a glass bench	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
THOiP	Sword Being Drawn From Sir Albert's Butt	MAD #227, Dec 1981, Page 25	Don Martin's Version of a movie – Ecchcaliber
THOIPOING	Man's Eyes Popping Toward Beautiful Girl	MAD #174, April 1975, Page 31	One Afternoon at a Bus Stop
THOMP SKLUK SPLATCH GOOSH	Conehead Stomping On Opponent	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 44	Conehead – The Barbituate
THOO	Collapsing Head	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33	Another (whew!) Visit to the Doctor's Office
THOO DINK	Pellet Blown from Tube Bouncing off Man's Balloon	MAD #137 September 1970, Page C4	One Day in the Park
THOO DOOMP	Rapunzel and Prince Hitting Ground	MAD #166, April 1974, Page 23	Don Martin Looks at Three Fairy Tales
THOO! DOINK	Pellet Blown Harder from Tube Bouncing off Man's Balloon	MAD #137 September 1970, Page C4	One Day in the Park
THOO! PAF	Pellet Blown Even Harder from Tube Blowing up Man's Head	MAD #137 September 1970, Page C4	One Day in the Park
THOOF-FOING	Paleontologist Getting Bounced On By Dinosaur	MAD #112. July 67, Page 48	The Paleontologist
THOOM THOOM	Thor Demanding Service In A typical Restaurant	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
THOOMP	Tarzan Landing On Ground	MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 48	On the “Tarzan” Set
THOOMP	Tarzan Landing on Ground	MAD #183, Jun 1976, Page 11	One Summer Day in the Jungle
thort	Bird Droppings Hit Man's Hat	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
THOT	Recessed Head Popping Back To Normal	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33	Another (whew!) Visit to the Doctor's Office
THUB THUBBLE THABOOP BWAP PLAPPLE FAPWIP SPWAM (etc. etc.)	Discoing on a freshly-waxed floor	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
THUBALUP THUBALUP THUBALUP	Horse Galloping Along	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14 & 15	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
THUD	Spiderman Crashing To The Ground	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
THUD	Worker Falling from Girder to Ground	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Jack-in-the-Lunchbox
THUGAWUNK	Fireman Falling To Ground Off A Shortened Pole	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
thuk	Arrow Travels Through Head Through Ears and Stops	Special #23, Winter 1977, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Sound Effects Stickers
THUMP (6 times)	Cavemen Thumping Chests	MAD #113. Sept 67, Page 30	In Caveman Days
THUMP BUMP	Meatball Bouncing	MAD #88, July 1964, Page 8	Don Martin in an Italian Restaurant
THUMP BUMP KLUMP TRUMP	Belly Rumbling	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 27	The Modern Highwayman
THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP	Big rock beaten against the ground.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
THUMP!	Match Stick Hitting Floor	MAD #59 December 1960, Page 16	The Safecrackers
THUMP!	Man randomly chooses number in phone book	MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7	One Dark and Lonely Night
THUNCK	Chemistry Set Being Bashed On Head	MAD #92, Jan 1965, Page 29	In a Department Store
THUTHHHH....	Recessed Head Inflating	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 33	Another (whew!) Visit to the Doctor's Office
THWA-DAP! SPLA-MAP!	Man slammed on sidewalk by bug.	MAD #150, Apr 1972, Page 19	One Fairly Nice Day Downtown
THWAK	Forest Varlet, Little John, Hitting Robin Hood In The Head With A Staff	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 28	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
THWAK	Driver Hitting Caddy in the Mouth	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12	Don Martin on the Golf Course
THWAK	Chicago Policeman Hitting Hippie	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 21	One Day in a Hospital
THWAK	Man Slapping Man On Back	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 31	One Morning in the Life of an Optician
THWAK	Man Hitting Woman With Tennis Racket	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48	One Day on a Tennis Court
THWAK	Hand Slapping Baby's Butt	MAD #174, April 1975, Page 11	Young Doctor Freen
THWAK	Tooth Being Knocked Out Of Mouth With A Hockey Puck	MAD #257 Sept 1985 Page 21	One Dark Afternoon in Edmonton
THWAK BAK PWADAK KLAK	Men Fighting With Sticks	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 11	One Morning in an Old English Forest
THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK	Stout stick beaten against the ground.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
THWAP	Footballplayer Grabbing Ball And Coach's Hand	MAD #109. Mar 67, Page 15	In the Locker Room
THWAP	Driver Hitting Golf Ball	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12	Don Martin on the Golf Course
THWAP	Clamp being slapped into hand.	MAD #151, Jun 1972, Page 8	In the Operating Room with Don Martin
THWAT	Bully Strongman Throwing Sand On Head Of Weakling	MAD #80, July 1963, Page 41	On the Beach
THWiP	Man Kicking Compressed Parachutist Out of Plane	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11	On a Saturday Afternoon
THWiP	Forceps being slapped into hand	MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 8	In the Operating Room with Don Martin
THWIT	Poster Being Unrolled	MAD #246 April 1984 Page 28	One Afternoon on a Corner Downtown
THWIZZIT!	Paper Jerked From Typewriter	MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48	One Day in an Office
THWOCK!	A Fat Lady Hitting A Firemen's Safety Net	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 41	Don Martin Takes Another Look at Firemen
THWOK	Arrow Splitting Apple and Sticking in Tree	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Tree Fall
THWOP	Scalpel slapped through hand	MAD #151. Jun 1972, Page 9	In the Operating Room with Don Martin
THWOP	Civil War Cap Thrown To Ground	MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21	One Fine Day During The Civil War
THWOP	Spiderman Shooting Out Web	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
THWOP!	Compressed Parachutist Returning To Original Shape	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 11	On a Saturday Afternoon
THWOP!	Giant Shoe from Store Marquee Falling on Man	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 12	One Day Downtown
THWUK	Woman Hitting Tennis Ball	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 48	One Day on a Tennis Court
THWUK	Hillbilly Being Kicked In The Rear	MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page 42	One Fine Day Crosstown
TIK TAKKA TAK TAK TAKKAK TIK....	Typist Typing On Typewriter Interrupted	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24	One Fine Morning at the Office
TIK TIK SKREEE	Running Down Steps And Skidding To A Stop	MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8	A Frightful Incident
TIK TIK TIK TIK	Mechanical gun game	MAD #148, Jan 1972, Page 18-19	Don Martin in a Play-Land
TIK TIK TIK TIK	Hitting stout stick against small rock.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 18	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TIKKATIKKA TA-TAGAK TAK TIKKA TIKKITY TIK TAKKA TAKKA TIKKA TIKKA	Typist Typing On Typewriter	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24	One Fine Morning at the Office
TIKA TIKA TIKA TIKA	Running Down Wood Steps	MAD #97, Sept 1965, Page 8	A Frightful Incident
TIKKA TIK TIKKA TIKKAK TIKKAK TIKKIK TIKKIK TIKA TIKIK TIKKA TIKAKADA KAKADA TAK TIKIK TIK TIKATIKA TIK TAKADA TIKAK TIK-TIKA TIKAK-KAK... BING CHIKA-CHUNK... THWIZZIK... ZAK! TIK-TIKATAK TIKKIK TIKKIK TIK-TIKA TIKKIK TIKKAK TIKKAK TIK TIKIK TIKITY TIK TIK TIKKAK TIKKAK TAK KAKA TAKAKA TIKKIK KIK TAKKAK KAK... BING CHIKA-CHUNK... THWIZZIK... ZAK! TIK-TIKKA-TIKKAK TIK TIK TIKAKATA KAKATA...	Woman Using Typewriter	MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 48	One Day in an Office
TIKTIK TIKKA TIKKA TAKTAKTAKKAK TAKKA TAKKA TIKTIKTIK TIKKA TIKKAK TAK TAK TIKKA TIKKA	Typist Typing On Typewriter	MAD #258 Oct 1985 Page 24	One Fine Morning at the Office
TING	Man Flipping Coin into Wishing Well	MAD #131 December 1969, Page 8	On a Cruise to a South Sea Island
Ting aling aling	Alarm clock	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36	Future TV Ads
TING KATOONG PLAPF	Prisoner Freeing Himself from Wall and Landing on Ground	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42	One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
Ting-aling	Alarm clock	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 36	Future TV Ads
TINGALINGA	Bicycle Bell Ringing	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 30	The Modern Highwayman
TINNG	Dungeon Guard Flipping A Coin	MAD #259 Dec 1985 Page 43	One Depressing Day in the Dungeon
TIP-TIPPITY TAP... TAP BAP SHA-PAP	Tadpole Tap Dancing	MAD #124 January 1969, Page 27	A MAD “Show Biz Success Story”
TOING	Musical Note Flag Popping Out Of Flute	MAD #206, Apr 1979, Page 23	One Magical Day in Modern Baghdad
TOK	Driver Hitting Golf Ball	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
TOK TOK TOK TOK	Caveman Chiseling Out A Wheel	MAD #239, June 1983, Page 11	One Prehistoric Morning While Inventing
TONG	Brick Hitting A Guy On The Head	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 48	One Evening in the Living Room
TONG	Puck raising from phone to hit bell	MAD #266 October 1986 Page 9	One Thursday Morning on East 12th Street
TOOBA TOOBA TOOBA TOOBA	Gorilla Holding Baby Tarzan Beating His Chest	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
TOOF THAFF FAK	Man Spitting Fly Out Of Mouth	MAD #168, July 1974, Page 34	At “The National Association of Professional Glass-Eaters” Banquet
TOOMP	Car Hitting Man Crossing Street	MAD #255 June 1985 Page 27	One Fine Wednesday in Detroit
TOON	Man Tapping Human Volleyball Into Air	MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 16	One Sunday Morning on the Beach
TOONG	Hippie Hitting Construction Worker With Wrought Iron Flower	MAD #139 December 1970, Page 15	One Day at a Construction Site
TOONGALOONGALOONGA	Wearing a “Disco Sucks” button on Saturday night	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 25	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
TOONK TONK GAPLONK	King Kong jumping down building tops	MAD #262 April 1986 Page 24	One Fine Day With King Kong
TOOOOO	Emergency Broadcast System Warning	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 13	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
TROMP TROMP TEEOO TEEOO	Atat Type Vehicle Chasing and Shooting Ewok	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 41	Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
TROMP TROMP TROMP	Prisoners Jumping Up And Down	MAD #67, December 1961, Page 48	The Prison Mess Hall Riot
TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA TUBBA	Gorilla Beating His Chest	MAD #250 Oct 1984 Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Greystoke
TWEEDLE TOODLE HONK SKREEK SKRAK BRAP FWEEP OOT FIFF-FREEP OOGA SKWONK GREEDLE-GREEDLE SKREECH	Snake Charmer's Noisy Flute	MAD #124 January 1969, Page 11	One Day in Baghdad
TWEEN SPWANG	Man Having Pistols Shot Out Of Hands	MAD #216, July 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at The Lone Ranger
TWOK	Dancing Genteel Ben Knocking Gun Out Of Man's Hand	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 12	Genteel Ben
TWONG	Woman Hitting Harp	MAD #57 September 1960, Page 48	The Moving Men
TWONG	Robin Hood Firing Arrow	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
TWONG	Violin Bow Launching	MAD #136 July 1970, Page 13	One Day in a Tenement
TWONG	Thirsty Firing A Snake As An Arrow	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47	Conehead – The Barbituate
TWOYYOYYOING THUK UGH	Prince Valiant Plucking A Very Tight Bowstring	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
TZING	Power Saw Cuts Off Hands	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35	One Day in a Sawmill
TZING TZONG TZOONG TZWANG	Conehead Hacking Up People With Sword	MAD #235, Dec 1982, Page 47	Conehead – The Barbituate
ULK!	Watching that sweet young thing you've been dancing with suck down a “double”	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
ULP!	Princess Swallowing Frog	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
UMPF! ECK! RATTLE RATTLE	Prisoner Struggling to Free Himself	MAD #261 March 1986 Page 42	One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
UNKLIK	Man Being Released From Dungeon Wall	MAD #232, July 1982, Page 44	One Happy Day in the Dungeons
URRSSSH URSSHHH	Hippie Smoking Pipe	MAD #116. Jan 68, Page 14	A San Francisco Trip
UUUUURP!	Flower Burping	MAD #45 March 1959, Page 40	Professor Bleent in Africa
VAROOM ROWM	Cars Racing Down A Street	MAD #209. Sep 1979, Page 13	The Disco Man
VAROOM! VROOM-SPAK! BROOM SPUT- POW!!! GROWRROOOM!!	Motorcycle Engine	MAD #68, January 1962, Page 8	The Appointment
VARROOM SKREEK	Police Car Accelerating Quickly	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11	One Day on the Highway
VOOFEN! VOOFEN!	The Katzenjammer Kid's Dog Barking At Them In German	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
VOOM VOOM	Darth Vader's And Luke Skywalker's Lightsabers Coming On	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 42	Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
VOOMAROOMA	Man Going Down A Hill In A Two-Wheel Device	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31	Late One Afternoon on an Interstate Highway
VOW	Airplane Lifting Off	MAD #93, Mar 1965, Page 7	The Official Barber
VOWM	Airboat Reaching Altitude of Passenger Plane	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9	Genteel Ben
VOWM	Speeding Motorcycle	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11	One Day on the Highway
VROOM	Crop Duster Flying	MAD #263 June 1986 Page 35	One Day in the Country
VROOM	Speeding Car	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29	A MAD “Minute Nature Study”
VROOM VROOM	A Hotel Maid Running A Vacuum Cleaner	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 11	Early One Morning in a Hotel Room
VROON	Airboat Cruising Back to Earth	MAD #122 October 1968, Page 9	Genteel Ben
VROOON	Jet Going Down in Flames	MAD #267 December 1986 Page 48	Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
VROOON VREEN VOWN	Cars Passing A Hitchhiker Up	MAD #69, March 1962, Page 48	The Hitchiker
VWOO VWOO VWOO	Jane Swinging On A Vine	MAD #228, Jan 1982, Page 10	Don Martin Looks at Tarzan's “Jane”
WAK	Eskimo Whacks Fish One Last Time	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48	One Saturday Night at the North Pole
WAK (nine times)	Eskimo Beating A Fish	MAD #178, Oct 1975, Page 48	One Saturday Night at the North Pole
WAM WAM WAM WAM WAM	Hammering Sign	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page 25	Late One Afternoon in South Dakota
WAP	Man Kicking Woman Of A Building Ledge	MAD #215, June 1980, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover Building Ledge-Jumper Helper
WAP WAP WAP WAP	Man Driving A Stake Into Dracula	MAD #213, March 1980, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Dracula
WAWKLE!!! PRAWK!!! BLORF BREEDEET GRAWK!!!	Gagged and bound man trying to talk	MAD #272 Jul 1987 Page 43	One Fine Day in the South Bronx
WEE HAAH YIP-YIP-YIP KAHEEEE YOWYOWYOW WOOPWOOPWOOP YIP-YIP	Indians On The Warpath	MAD #121 September 1968, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at All Them Indians
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE	Police Siren	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 12	One Day on the Highway
WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE WEE	Police Siren	MAD #185, Sept 1976, Page 11	One Day on the Highway
WEEEEEEE	Emergency Warning System Alert	MAD #238, April 1983, Page 12	Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
WEEEOOOOWEEEOOO WEEEOOOO WEEOOOO WEEEOOOOWEE	Police Or Fire Siren	MAD #215, June 1980, Page C4	Untitled Back Cover Building Ledge-Jumper Helper
WEEEOOOWEEEOOOWEE	Ambulance Siren	MAD #197, Mar 1978, Page 37	One Evening in a Hollywood TV Studio
WEEOOWEEEOOOO WEEEOOOO	Fire Truck Siren	MAD #219, Dec 1980, Page 14	Don Martin Looks at Firemen
WEEOOWEEOOOO	Police Motorcycle Siren	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 31	Late One Afternoon on an Interstate Highway
WHAK DINK KLANK KLING DOINK PLOP	Baseball Bouncing In Enclosed Stadium	MAD #107. Dec 66, Page 28	The Astrodome
WHAM PLAM KLOON BOONG KLOONG POONG KAPLAM SPMAM	Boy Kicking The Heck Out Of A Vending Machine	MAD #255 June 1985 Page 48	One Fine Thursday in Seattle
WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM	Using Coconut to Nail Sign To Palm Tree	MAD #190, Apr 1977, Page 32	One Wednesday Morning on a Desert Island
WHAP	A Lady Slapping a Sleeping Banner	MAD #221, March 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at The Hulk
WHAP SPMAMP WUNK KACHONK	Schoolboy Being Beaten To A Pulp By Other Classmates	MAD #244 Jan 1984 Page 23	One Afternoon in the Schoolroom
WHAP!	Man Getting Hit Upside The Head By Wife	MAD #99, Dec 1965, Page 9	Three Hairy Stories
WHEEAH! WHEEAH!	Man In Psychiatrist Office Thinking He's A Horse	MAD #66, October 1961, Page 9	In the Psychiatrist's Office
WHIR WHIR WHIR WHIR	Window Washers Safety Bucket	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 12	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
WHIR! SNIP WHIRR SNIP	Tape Being Pulled From Tape Dispenser And Chopped Off, Then String Being Unspooled From Same Dispenser And Clipped Off	MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7, 8	20 Years in the Shipping Dept.
WHIRR WHIRR	Movie Cameras Rolling	MAD #140 January 1971, Page 11	One Day on Location
WHIRR! SNIP WHIRR! SNAP!	Tongue Being Pulled From Boss's Head And Chopped Off Using His Teeth, Then Single Hair Stretched From Same Head And Clipped Off	MAD #60, Jan 1961, Page 7, 8	20 Years in the Shipping Dept.
WHISK	Prince Lifting Princess Into His Arms	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19	A Fairy Tale
WHOMP CHOMP RIP SKLIK URP GLORK	Hungry cave family eating.	MAD #153, Sep 1972, Page 17	Don Martin Looks at Cavemen
WHOOSH	Gust Of Wind	MAD #224, July 1981, Page 16	Don Martin Looks at Popeye
WINK WINK	Eye Winking	MAD #95, June 1965, Page 28	The Modern Highwayman
WINK-WINK WINKITY WINK BLINK	Chimpanzee Winking	MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10	One Day in the Jungle
WONG THUK!	Little John Shooting Arrow At A Gallows	MAD #71, June 1962, Page 29	Don Martin in Sherwood Forest
WONK	Prisoner Punching Prisoner Dressed as Guard	MAD #176, July 1975, Page 15	Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost!
WOOOSH	Magic Carpet Levitating Quickly	MAD #161, Sept 1973, Page 21	One Morning in Marrakesh
WOOOSH (4 times)	Tarzan Swinging On A Vine	MAD #119. Jun 68, Page 10,11	One Day in the Jungle
WUNK	Doctor Kicking a TV Set and a Patient	MAD #175, June 1975, Page 42	One Day in a Hospital
WUNK	Prisoner Punching Guard	MAD #176, July 1975, Page 14	Don Martin Escapes from Prison...Almost!
WUNK SPWAPPO KATOONK SPLAT	Passengers Attacking Hijacker	MAD #264 July 1986 Page 36	One Grim Morning over the Mediterranean
Xmng!	Man swearing	MAD #31 February 1957 Page 29	Future TV Ads
YEKKLE GLEK	Getting your gold chain tangled with her pearl necklace on a crowded floor	MAD DISCO SPECIAL, Jan 1980, Page 24	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Disco Sounds
YING YING	Mask Rubber Strap Stretching	MAD #87, June 1964, Page 10	At the Mask Store
ZAP	Tongue Projecting Out To Snatch Fly	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19	A Fairy Tale
ZAP GING GING TWONG SPLAT	Two Frogs Catching Eachother With Tongues	MAD #118. Apr 68, Page 16,17	Don Martin Looks at Frogs
ZAP POW	Lightning Hitting People	MAD #133 March 1970, Page 15	During a Summer Shower
ZAT	Band-Aid Ripping Off Skin	MAD #167, June 1974, Page 37	One Tuesday Afternoon After School
ZAZIK TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK TIK SPROING KATOONG	Lever Being Depressed Like a Toaster, Flinging Han Solo From His Frozen Tomb	MAD #243 Dec 1983 Page 40	Don Martin's Return of the Jedi Out-Takes
ZAZZIK! ZIK! ZIK! ZIZAZZIK! ZIK! ZIZ!.. ZIZZAK!!!	Man dials rotary phone	MAD #149, Mar 1972 Page 7	One Dark and Lonely Night
ZEEM	Skateboarder falling	MAD #274 Oct 1987 Page 12	One Quiet Morning on Willow Road East
ZIK ZIK ZIK	Rubbing Twigs Together	MAD #181, Mar 1976, Page 48	Once Upon a Time in The Black Hills of S. Dakota
ZIK ZOCK FOON FIT KLUNK	Sofa un-folding.	MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 13	One Day at Campsite 39-B
ZIKKA ZAZZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZIK ZAZIK ZIK ZIZZAK	Man Dialing A Telephone	MAD #231, June 1982, Page 31	One Fine Day Uptown
ZIP	Bug Hiding	MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12	Don Martin's Natural History Movies #14 Insect Masters of Camouflage and Illusion
ZIP	Zipping Cannonballer Suit	MAD #177, Sept 1975, Page 48	The Great Zucchini
ZIT MOP FLOOM FAK SWAT	Table and chairs un-folding.	MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12	One Day at Campsite 39-B
ZIT ZITZIZIZIZZZZZZ	Spiderman Slipping Down A Building	MAD #212, Jan 1980, Page 13	Don Martin Looks at Spider-Man
ZIT-SREEK SKRAK ZIDIT- POW	Drilling Through Ceiling Into Human Head With Drill Dying	MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40	The Electrician
ZIT-ZIT-ZIT-ZIT-ZAT-ZAT SWIZAP!	Waiter Slicing Ham	MAD #127 June 1969, Page 28	In a Fancy Restaurant
ZiZ	Tape measure going out.	MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18	New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
ZIZAZIK … ZIK-ZIK … ZIZZAK ZIKA-ZIKA	Man Dialing Phone	MAD #201, Sep 1978, Page 48	One Sunday Evening
ZLITZ… PLORF	Snoopy Falling Asleep On An Icy Roof	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 22	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
ZOOO TWEEE TWEEEE	Bullets Whizzing And Ricocheting	MAD #179, Dec 1975, Page 48	One Day While Filming a WWII Movie
ZOOT	Un-zipping zipper.	MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12-13	One Day at Campsite 39-B
ZOOT	Gorilla Unzips Gorilla Suit	Special #10, Fall 1973, Bonus Insert	Don Martin Nonsense Stickers
ZOOT	Cop Unzips Himself from Gorilla Suit	MAD #260 January 1986 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – Don't Feed the Animals!
ZOWM	A Cannonball Being Tossed	MAD #83, Dec 1963, Page 11	The Grand National 50 LB. Cannon Ball-Throwing Contest
ZOWM	Speeding Truck	MAD #135 June 1970, Page 29	A MAD “Minute Nature Study”
ZOWNT	Vacuum/power sander.	MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 20	New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
ZWEECH	The Phantom Closing The Zipper On His Purple Body Suit	MAD #210, Oct 1979, Page 23	Don Martin's Guide to Some Very Obscure Comics Sound Effects
ZWEEN	Sword drawn from scabbard	MAD #271 June 1987 Page 48	One Fine Day in South Balsamica
ZWEET	Civil War Sword Pulled From Scabbard	MAD #163, Dec 1973, Page 21	One Fine Day During The Civil War
ZWIT FAT	Kid Pulling Radio Cord Through Ear	MAD #114. Oct 67, Page 9	Don Martin Turns On Portable Radios
ZWIT GLAP ZWOT TINK	Light fixture un-folding.	MAD #152, Jul 1972, Page 12	One Day at Campsite 39-B
ZWIT ZWIT ZWIT	Bank Robber Turning Safe Dial	MAD #222, April 1981, Page 48	Late One Night in a Bank
ZWIT-SPROING	Man Pulling String And Boxing Glove Leaving Hat	MAD #126 April 1969, Page 13	Outside a Novelty Shop
ZZIP	Eskimo Unzipping Suit	MAD #170, Oct 1974, Page 48	One Fine Day in the Arctic
ZZT-CHOMP	Bee Buzzing Then Getting Eaten	MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 13	Don Martin's Natural History Movies #14 Insect Masters of Camouflage and Illusion
ZZZ GLAP	Frog Swallowing Flying Bug in Mid-Air	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
ZZZ ZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZ	Bee Buzzing	MAD #172, Jan 1975, Page 12 and 13	Don Martin's Natural History Movies #14 Insect Masters of Camouflage and Illusion
ZZZZ	Fly Buzzing	MAD #91, Dec 1964, Page 19	A Fairy Tale
ZZZZ	Flying Bug	MAD #196, Jan 1978, Page C4	More Fairy Tale Scenes We'd Like to See The Frog Prince
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZT-ZNIK SNUFFLE SNORK	Siamese twins snoring	MAD #142, Apr 1971, Page 29	One Night in the Acme Ritz Central Arms Waldorf Plaza Statler Hilton Grand Hotel
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ	Lady Sleeping During Chess Game	MAD #194, Oct 1977, Page 39	Early One Evening in the Country
ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ ZGLUK	Sleeping Fellow Having A Fish Tossed Down His Throat	MAD #72, July 1962, Page 9	A Fisherman and His Wife
ZZZZ ZZZZZ ZZZZZZ ZZZ	Bee Bothering William Tell's Son	MAD #241 Sept 1983 Page C4	Untitled Back Cover – William Tell Distraction
ZZZZOOWNT	Drilling Through A Fence	MAD #94, April 1965, Page 33	The Spectator
ZZZZZ	Golf Ball Leaving Tee	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12	Don Martin on the Golf Course
ZZZZZ	Golf Ball Leaving Tee	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
ZZZZZZ	Teeth Leaving Caddy's Mouth	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 12	Don Martin on the Golf Course
ZZZZZZ	Power saw and drill.	MAD #156, Jan 1973, Page 18	New Power Tools for the Home Craftsman
ZZZZZZZ	Golf Ball Leaving Water	MAD #125 March 1969, Page 13	Don Martin on the Golf Course
ZZZZZZZ	Doctor Sleeping	MAD #128 July 1969, Page 35	One Day in a Sawmill
ZZZZZZZZ	Drilling Into Ceiling	MAD #87, June 1964, Page 40	The Electrician
ZZZZZZZZZ	Man Falling Down Well	MAD #98, Oct 1965, Page 12	A Dreadful Day
ZZZZZZZZZZZ	Fly	MAD #41 September 1958, Page 23	The Chess Game
ZZZZZZZZZZZ	Three Girls Sleeping	MAD #200, Jul 1978, Page 14	The Rime of the Modern Skateboarder