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MAD Magazine Recurring Features

MAD's ecchBay Item of the Month

in Order of Appearance in Regular Issues

Item Up for Bid Sample Text Issue / Date
Melissa Etheridge's Turkey Baster “…proceeds benefit the I Have Two Mommies Foundation.” 415 — Mar 2002
Paula Poundstone's Necktie “You'll be fit to be tied if you miss this opportunity…” 417 — May 2002
Attack of the Clones stuff “…take possession of these items before a power greater than the Force steps in and shuts this auction down…” 419 — Jul 2002
Pamela Anderson's Breast Implants “Proceeds benefit the Boobs for Bimbos Foundation.” 425 — Jan 2003
A Night of Hard Drinking with the Bush Girls! “You'll be joined by Jen & Barb's own posse — an entourage of Secret Service men…” 427 — Mar 2003