Mad #238 April 1983

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Cactus Extras at Politician's Televised Rally
  (Sergio Aragones) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Eternally Mad Paperback,
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions
  (horseshoe thrown at stake glued to head -
  written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• An Officer Ain't No Gentleman (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-10)
• Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing) (11-15)
• Mad's X-Reagans
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (16-18)
• Mad's Suggestions For How Our Cities Can
  Solve Their Problems (Harry North, Esq. art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Fred Block) (19-21)
• Little Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments
  Contracted at Hospitals (Don (Duck) Edwing) (22-23)
• The U.S. Video Game Olympic Team
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• An Andy Rooney "60 Minutes" Editorial We'd Like to See (written by John Ficarra / UPI photo) (31)
• You Know He/She is Not For You When...
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (32-33)
• A Mad Look at The Differences
  Between Optimism, Pessimism & Realism
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art) (34-37)
• Mad's New Twists to Old Tales (Paul Peter Porges) (38-39)
• If Parents and Children Behaved
  Like Professional Sports Figures
  (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art) (40-42)
• Spy vs. Spy - reverse pump gun (logo) / forklift's seat
  propels spy up through ship deck (Antonio Prohias) (43)
• Private Benjurmind (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art) (44-48)
• Fold-In -- What recent spiritual movement
  has (Thank God!) burned itself out? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Atari E.T. Game Cartridge Pricing - OUCH! (Irving Schild photo)