The Mad Pet Book - 1983

• Artist and Writer: Paul Coker, Jr.
  
  
• Known printings: Warner 3
  

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• Dedication to "Pup" - 1967-1980
• Choosing Your Pet
  • "A random examination of some possibilities and impossibilities for you to ponder."
• Housing Your Pet
  • "This section covers details that the American Institute of Architects and the American Society of Interior Designers consider absurd."
• Your Pet's Diet
  • "From nouvelle to not-so-nouvelle cuisine. A low cholesterol look at food for your pet that both Craig Claiborne and Julia Child have found to be disgusting."
• Training Your Pet
  • "Various ways to teach your pet the benefits of being a good citizen. Methods that, to even the cleverest pet, will be completely incomprehensible."
• The Health of Your Pet
  • "Some suggestions that should help you recognize and deal with various common pet problems. A guide you will find to be complete and useful for all occasions unless of course he's sick."
• Some Final Obfuscations
  • "Wherein the author tries to fill the remaining pages with something mildly amusing - at last."