Mad #62 April 1961

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• General Realistic TV (ad parody) (Kelly Freas art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The nicest thing about success is: you don't have to
  listen to good advice any more!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Like, Mad paperback, Anthologies,
  Alfred E. Neuman portrait, Alfred E. Neuman bust
• Mad Answers to Cliché Remarks
  **various places around the magazine
  (written by Paul Laikin)
• The Total Sell (Consumerwise)
  (written by Sy Reit / Bob Clarke art) (4-7)
• The Population Explosion and
  How it Will Affect Future Living
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art) (8-10)
• A Guided Tour Through a Steel Foundry (Don Martin) (11)
• How to Make Dull Reading Matter Interesting
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Wally Wood art) (12-15)
• Greeting Cards with Enclosures
  (written by Phil Hahn / Bob Clarke art) (16-18)
• Mad Visits the World's Greatest TV Panelist
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (19-22)
• Spy Vs. Spy - money lure through guillotine /
  disguised as girls (Antonio Prohias) (23)
• Up-To-Date Names for Rockets and Missiles
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (24-25)
• Togetherness Through Music (Don Martin) (26)
• Ladies' Home Journey (magazine satire)
  (written by Tom Koch / Joe Orlando art) (27-32)
• Horseback Riding (Dave Berg) (33-35)
• Spy Vs. Spy - water drip torture /
  fear of dropped handkerchiefs (Antonio Prohias) (36)
• Mail Order Gift Catalogues
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (37-40)
• Tomorrow's Parents
  (written by Gary Belkin / Wally Wood art) (41-43)
• In a French Restaurant (Don Martin) (44)
• The United Nations Awards Show
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (45-48)
• Subscription Ad -
  "What this country needs is a good 25¢ humor magazine!"
  (Al Feldstein as a ward heeler - Lester Krauss photo) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Sucker 61 Fountain Pens (Kelly Freas art)