Mad #70 April 1962

• Cover Artist: Kelly Freas
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Maidinfirm Bra (Lester Krauss photo)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions, Alfred E. Neuman bust,
  A Golden Trashery of Mad, Alfred E. Neuman portrait
• "If They Had A Brother, Brother!" - A New Mad Game
  **various places around the magazine
• Alfred's Poor Almanac
  (written by Frank Jacobs / John Putnam art)
• Museum of Madison Avenue
  (written by Gary Belkin / Wally Wood art)
• In a Doctor's Office (Don Martin)
• More Efficient Snow Removal
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Celebrities' Wallets - Jerry Lewis
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of Entertaining (Dave Berg)
• Six Comics in Search of a Punchline
  (written by Gary Belkin / Mort Drucker art)
• Some Valentines We Seldom Get to See
  (written by Jimmie Hodges-Fitzgerald / Bob Clarke art)
• A TV Scene We'd Like to See
• Movies in Flight (written by Sy Reit / George Woodbridge art)
• Some Pages from a Satirist's Notebook
  (written by Howard Schneider / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Route 67 (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• The Telephone (Don Martin)
• Another Mad Peek Through the Microscope
  (written by Phil Hahn / Bob Clarke art)
• Scenes We'd Like to See - The Abominable Snowman
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing (his first) / Joe Orlando art)
• The North American Veeblefetzer Corporation 1961 Annual Report (written by Don Reilly / Jack Rickard art)
• Nuclear Jitters
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art)
• Ad for The Mad Frontier pocketbook
• Back Cover -- God Bless Our Fallout Shelter
  (embroidery by Margaret Szep)