Mad #265 September 1986

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Winter 1986 - The Knockout Mad (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Monumentally Mad and Mad Brain Ticklers, Puzzlers, and Lousy Jokes by Al Jaffee Paperbacks, Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• Henna and Her Sickos (movie satire)
  (written by Debbee Ovitz / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• Video Maladies (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
  (Don (Duck) Edwing and Harry North, Esq. art) (9-11)
• The Mad Sports Fan Hate Book
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art) (12-13)
• Mad's Rock Music Predictions
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (14-15)
• Follow Up Report on Progress
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Al Jaffee art) (16-17)
• Cat Thoughts (Paul Peter Porges) (18-19)
• Spy vs. Spy -
  typewriter message switch (Antonio Prohias) (20)
• Are You a Good Driver?
  (written by John Prete / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (21-22)
• At the Bedside, Part I
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Harry North, Esq. art) (23)
• The Reagan (with apologies to Edgar Allen Poe)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• Don Martin Looks at Weddings
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing) (31-33)
• Home Fu!
  (written by Rurik Tyler / George Woodbridge art) (34-35)
• Other Much Needed Rules Named for
  the Irksome People Who Inspired Them
  (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art) (36-37)
• A Mad Look at Ms. Liberty (Sergio Aragones) (38-39)
• At the Wedding of Fred Hemmes - (40)
  Chef, Caterer, and Member of the National Rifle Association
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Don Martin art)
• Clown and Lout in Beverly Hills (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (41-44)
• If Super Heroes Needed Extra Money
  (written by Bob Supina / Angelo Torres art) (45)
• How to Pick Up Guys (written by Arnie Kogen)
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art) (46-47)
• At the Bedside, Part II
  (written by John Prete / Harry North, Esq. art) (48)
• Fold-In -- Where can you find the most dazzling,
  colorful wildlife on display? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Garbage Pail Adults
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)