Mad #267 December 1986

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad's Spy vs. Spy Board Game
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Big Hairy Mad Paperback, Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Top Gunk (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Early One Morning at the Hospital
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Mad's Practical Joke Catalogue for Courtrooms
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Al Jaffee art)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a Music Video
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Mr. Jolly Rogers' Neighborhood Visits a Local Bank
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art)
• Horrifying Crime Cliches...
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Fearless Forecast for the Upcoming TV Season
  (Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
  (written by Barry Liebmann)
• The Three Mile Island Children's Zoo (Tom Hachtman)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• The Defense Contractors' Clearinghouse Catalog
  (written by John Rios / Bob Clarke art)
• The Advantages of Being Dumped (Paul Peter Porges)
• Mad's Modern Day Tongue Twisters
  (written by David Ames / George Woodbridge art)
• Head Trip (Sergio Aragones)
• Those Ridiculous Little Things TV Commercials Say!
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Future "Special Editions" of Trivial Pursuit
  (written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola / Elizabeth White idea)
• Early One Afternoon at Top Gunk
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Grabme & Spacey (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Early One Evening in Las Vegas
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Fold-In -- How can devastating floods
  of gunk and filth be stopped? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Free Car Window Bonus -
  "Schmuck on Board!" (written by Charlie Kadau)