Mad #271 June 1987

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Fall 1987 - The Totally Crooked Mad
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Subscriptions featuring Don Martin Big Book Bonus,
  Don (Duck) Edwing's Mad's Bizarre Biz Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch IV The Voyage Bombs (movie satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Sneaky UPC Symbols
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• The Brown Noser's Guide to Writing A+ School Papers
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Advertising Gullibility Test
  (written by Mike Snider / Al Jaffee art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• People Rejects (Paul Peter Porges)
• Mad's Modern-Day Puzzlers
  (written by David Ames / Harvey Kurtzman art)
• Mad's Record Book For Televised Sports - Vol. II
  (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
• Strikes We'd Like to See Occur and Never See Settled!
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (George Woodbridge art)
• The Tranquilizer (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Bruce Springsteen Songbook
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Amazing Stories Plotlines for Steven Spielberg
  (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
• Subway Bingo (written by Rurik Tyler / Bob Clarke art)
• A Mad Look at Dating (Sergio Aragones)
• Announcing The Crank 'Em Out Mint Professional Wrestling Chess Set (written by John Ficarra / Harry North, Esq. art)
• One Fine Day in South Balsamica
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Fold-In -- What would be helpful in
  evaluating government leaders? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- A TV Commercial We'd Like to See -
  The American Ex-Pres Card
  (written by John Prete / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)