Mad #280 July 1988

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Mort Drucker's Mad Show-Stoppers and Mad's Maddest Writer Dick DeBartolo Presents Here's Mad in Your Eye Big Book Bonuses
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad's Sheer Torture by Don (Duck) Edwing Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• New Cigarette Warning Labels You May Have Missed
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (idea by Annie Gaines / Irving Schild photo)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes at a High School Prom
  (written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola / Sergio Aragones art)
• Drama on Page 8 (John Caldwell)
• Three Morons and a Baby (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Broadcast Snooze (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Don (Duck) Edwing Rushes into the Emergency Room
• Tricks of the Trade in Local TV News
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Mad's Post-Nuclear Publications
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Bob Clarke art)
• Gary Hart Land
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Al Jaffee art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Mad's Comprehensive Modern-Day
  Disaster, Hazard & Problem Insurance
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Schwarzenegger (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
  (based on Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's
  The Song of Hiawatha)
• When Other Comic Strips Start Using the "Far Side" Formula
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Plan For Improving Movie Theatres
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Talk About Cheap! (Paul Peter Porges)
• Drama on Page 42 (John Caldwell)
• Beauty is the Beast (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
• "A Mad Good Luck Chain Letter" (written by Frank Jacobs)
• Fold-In -- What loathsome form of useless
  vegetation is cropping up all over the land? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover --
  Alfred E. Neuman For President - Vote Mad in '88
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Norman Mingo art)