Mad #305 September 1991

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special January 1992 - TV 3
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Letters (Nick Meglin appears on thirtysomething TV show)
  (original The Simpsons artwork and letter from Bart thanking Mad for the cover of #299)
• Ad for Swing Along With Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Dunces With Wolves (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable - Part I
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• "Other" Commissioners
  (written by Dennis Snee / John Pound art)
• America's Traditional Songs as They Sound to Five-Year-Olds
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Instant Movie Reviews
  (written by Russ Cooper / Gerry Gersten art)
• Father Jowly Miseries (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable - Part II
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• A Mad Guide to Sports Phrases On and Off the Playing Field
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Why We Get the Holiday Blahs
  (written by Barry Liebmann / George Woodbridge art)
• How and Where Sneaky Smokers Can Hide
  Their Filthy Habit... (Paul Peter Porges)
• Simpson Rip-Offs We'll Undoubtedly Be Seeing
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art)
• Any Doofus/Bozo/Idiot/Schmuck/Moron/Schmendrick/Pinhead/
  Cretin/Fool/Boob/Ignoramus/Jerk Can... But It Takes a Genius To... (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• The Violence of the Hams (movie satire)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Sam Viviano art)
• The Proverbial Postal/Pooch Parable - Part III
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Mad Summer Camp Guide (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• Fold-In -- What failure of American society is
  weighing heavily on many of today's teens? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Stupid Teen Magazine
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)