Mad #327 May 1994

• Cover Photograper: Irving Schild
• Cover Writer: Charlie Kadau
• Cover Computer Graphics: Peter Sun
• Cover Model: Tim Jackson
• Cover Wardrobe: Regina Schild

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• Subscription Ad - Why Kill Yourself?
  (archery target - redrawn from #173)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2-3)
• Ad for Super Special Late Spring 1994 - Collector's Series #8
  featuring Spy vs. Spy Combat Card Game
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Swinefilled (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)
• The Bodacious Bird Bewilderment (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• When Priests Go Bad
  (written by Mike May / John Caldwell art) (10-11)
• Thanks to Home Video Cameras We Now Have on Tape...
  (written by Mike Snider / George Woodbridge art) (12-13)
• The Future Occupations for Today's Top Wrestlers
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Kyle Baker art) (14-15)
• The Rotten Royal Ruse (Don (Duck) Edwing) (16)
• Mad's Billy Joel Songbook
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art) (17-21)
• Adding Thrills and Adventure to Boring Hobbies
  (Tom Cheney) (22-23)
• Mad's 11-Point Plan for Reducing Brain Clutter
  (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art) (24-25)
• Spy Vs. Spy - skis slice gondola cable
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (26)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (27-30)
• Spy Vs. Spy - ski and pole make bow and arrow
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Dave Manak art) (31)
• Things You Never Want to Experience if Your
  Anesthesia Wears Off in the Middle of Your Surgery
  (written by Dennis Snee / Tom Bunk art) (32-33)
• The Traumatic Transparent Tragedy
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (34)
• Mrs. Doubtful (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art) (35-39)
• Even More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Irving Schild photos) (40-41)
• Ecch-Men (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (42-47)
• Mad Charts (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola) (48)
• Fold-In -- What sadistic April Fool's trick
  never leaves 'em laughing? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- A Poem For Mother
  (written by Frank Jacobs / David Connor idea)
  (Deborah Mills Woodbridge needlework)