Mad #398 October 2000

• Cover Artist: James Bennett

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• Ad for Mad's Website madmag.com
• Pull My Cheney (Tom Cheney)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions - Help End Civilization As We Know It!
• Letters (plug for Mad Page-A-Day Calendar)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Perfect Snore (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• When Clowns Go Bad (John Caldwell)
• Monroe &... The Family Heirloom
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• A Mad Look at the Olympics (Sergio Aragones)
• The IntimidatorLX 2000 Owner's Manual
  (written by Darren Johnson / Bill Wray & Timothy Shamey art)
• Sports Memorabilia Cards We'd Like to See
  (written by Darren Johnson / Keith Seidel art)
• The Case For/Against Gore/Bush
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Sam Sisco art)
• A Totally Honest Message From Bill Gates
  (written by Mike Snider / Angelo Torres art)
• A Rug's Life (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Peter Kuper art)
• Spot Your Parents! -- How your parents explained their divorce
  (written by Jeff Kruse / Bob Staake art)
• Some Who Wants to be a Millionaire Questions We'd Love
  to See Regis Ask (written by Russ Cooper / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• What is a Compassionate Conservative?
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Rick Tulka art)
• Survivoyeur (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bill Wray art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Tom Hanks (written by Mike Snider / Jon Weiman art)
• Fold-In -- What measure are many states
  considering to protect innocent citizens? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- One Fine Day in the Meadow...
  (written by Michael Gallagher / James Warhola art)