Mad #399 November 2000

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art)
• Vey To Go (P. C. Vey)
• Contents Page
• Ad for Mad XL #6 - November 2000 - featuring final part of
  Frank Jacobs's The Mad World of William M. Gaines - Part 6
• Ad for The Mad Bathroom Companion book
• Letters (plug for Spy vs. Spy Altoids ad)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• $-MEN (movie satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Angelo Torres art)
• Can Your Parents' Marriage Be Saved??? (John Caldwell)
• The Rescue (Al Jaffee)
• Monroe &... The Baby
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Updated Board Games for the 21st Century
  (written by Arie Kaplan / James Warhola art)
• Welcome to Suburbia
  (written by Ryan Pagelow / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Back to the Suture (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Why Cybergeeks Make Lousy Boyfriends
  (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Grey Blackwell art)
• Gadgets to Really Make Home Theater Like Going to the Movies! (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art)
• The Presidential Candidate's Choose Your Own Adventure Book
  (written by Eric Perlin / Peter Kuper art)
• Using DNA Testing For Questions We Really Want Answered
  (written by John Prete / Tom Bunk art)
• A Mad Look at Elections (Sergio Aragones)
• Totally Repulsed Live (TV satire)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Ray Alma art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Dennis Miller
  (written by Mike Snider / Jon Weiman art)
• Fold-In -- Whassup? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Spy vs. Spy
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Peter Kuper art)