Mad #463 March 2006

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad Kids
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Doug Bratton, Scott Bricher, John Caldwell, Tom Cheney, Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Don (Duck) Edwing, Jeff Katz, Jeff Kruse, Scott Maiko, Kevin Pope)
  • Unexpected Entries in the Presidential Line of Succession
  • The Godfrey Report
  • Titles Hollywood is Considering for a King Kong Sequel
  • Duck Droppings
  • Spoiled Bratton

• Tabloid Celebrity Combo Names Yet to Come
• Grammar Roundup
• Classified Ads
• Pull My Cheney!
• Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to a Day at the Zoo
• Key Prosecution Exhibits in the Saddam Hussein Trial
• Everybody Berates Chris (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Tom Richmond art)
• Ugly Issues Gay Cowboys are Forced to Contend With (John Caldwell)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself George W. Bush Press Conference
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• What Your Mother Is Not (poster) (written by Dennis Snee / Rich Powell art)
• A Mad Look at the Multiplex (Sergio Aragones)
• Monroe and... The Right To Die - Part One (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Go Fetch! (Hanoch Piven art)
• Ads for Mad Kids, Madvertising and other books
• Mad Presents iToons (written by Russ Cooper / Tom Richmond art)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• Mad's Fearless Breakdown of 500 Free Cell Phone Minutes (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Rick Tulka art)
• Mad's Inescapable Trapped in the Closet Outtakes
• Barbie Movie Tie-Ins That Never Were (idea by Don (Duck) Edwing / Scott Bricher art)
• 7 Periods Closer to Death (Ted Rall)
• Fold-In -- What long-running ill-conceived debacle seems to have no exit strategy? (Al Jaffee)