Mad #462 February 2006

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Contents Page
• Letters (Halloween-related reader contributions)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Paul Coker, Jr.,
  Dick DeBartolo, Desmond Devlin, Nate Fakes, Tamara Federici, Emily Flake, Garth Gerhart, Paul Gilligan, Jeff Kruse,
  Jim Mahfood, Brian McConnachie, Kevin Pope, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka, P. C. Vey)
  • Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Charity Work
  • 12 Ways to Know You're Flying on a Bankrupt Airline
  • The Fast 5 - Phrases You'll Never Hear on an Infomercial

• King Klutz
• Bitterman
• Ask Lynne Cheney
• Vey To Go!
• How the Bush Administration Would Handle an Attack by King Kong
• The Anne Geddes 2006 Dick Cheney Calendar
• Coming in 2046 - The 12,465th Chapter of R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet"
• George W. Bush's Valentine Candy Hearts
• Mad's Do-It-Yourself American Idol Judges' Critiques (written by Darren Johnson / Drew Friedman art)
• The Mad World of... Food (written by Stan Sinberg / Marc Hempel art)
• Ad for Subscriptions
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Heartbreaking Problems of Aging Elvis Impersonators (John Caldwell)
• The Good Points and Bad Points of the New NBA Dress Code
  (written by Jeff Kruse and Nate Fakes / Tom Richmond art)
• A Mad Look at Bling (Sergio Aragones)
• Monroe and... The Dream Date (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Mad's Inspirational Animal Stories (second in a series) - The Dog That Played Football for Notre Dame
  (written by Brian McConnachie / Leonardo Rodriguez art)
• The Strip Club
  • Middle School Nostradamus (Simon Rich and M. K. Perker)
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with Kate Moss (Keith Knight)
  • I'm With Stupid (Rich Moyer)
  • The Hero Santon! (Don Asmussen)
  • Jump Cut - Jerry Maguire (Paul Gilligan)
  • Fantabulaman (Ted Rall)
• American Idol Also Rans: Where Are They Now? (written by Jeff Kruse / Tom Bunk art)
• Go Fetch! (Peter Bagge art)
• Ads for Mad Kids and Madvertising book
• Louse (TV satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Fold-In -- What was President Bush most upset to see destroyed by Hurricane Katrina? (Al Jaffee)