Mad #477 May 2007

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Doug Bratton,
  John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr., Dick DeBartolo, Jeff Kruse,
  Scott Maiko, Frank Santopadre, Jack Syracuse, Rick Tulka)
  • Classified Ads
  • Boy Scout Merit Badges for the 21st Century
  • Britney Spears Publicity Stunts
    that would Really Get Our Attention...
  • Funalini Foto News: Fundalini Goes to The Grammys
  • Spoiled Bratton

• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Senator John McCain
• Castro Comments:
• The Fast 5 - Reasons to Upgrade to the New Microsoft Windows Vista OS
• Funalini Foto News: Fundalini Goes to The Oscars
• The Biggest Lardass (TV satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Bunk art)
• Mad's Teacher Translation Guide (written by Jacob Lambert / Jose Garibaldi art)
• Unabridged Corporate Slogans (Part II) (written by Jacob Lambert)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• A Mad Look At Airport Security (Sergio Aragones / Tom Luth color)
• How Global Warming is Affecting Various People (written by John Prete / Drew Friedman art)
• 7 Periods Closer To Death (Ted Rall)
• Monroe and... The New Kid (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Ad for Subscriptions (4th message from Mad's Jeffrey Lozenge)
• Signs Your Stalker Has Spring Fever (John Caldwell)
• Mad's Villainous Outtakes from Heroes
• Ad for Absolutely Mad DVD
• The Strip Club
  • I'm With Stupid (Rich Moyer)
  • The Machine That Travels Through Time (Joey Alison Sayers)
  • Me, Myself and My Puppet - and the Law (John Kovaleski)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh - Thoughts of Home (Christopher Baldwin)
  • Just Below the Surface: A Dark Moment in Evolution (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
  • Futile (Sebastian Conley)
  • Fantabulaman (Ted Rall)
• My Stupid Spoiled 16 (TV satire) (written by Dave Croatto / Hermann Mejia art)
• The Unknown Hardships of Professional Mascots (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Ad for Mad Classics Subscription with bonus #166 offer
• Fold-In -- On what program can many of America's biggest stars be seen? (Al Jaffee)