Mad Special #140 September 1999

(Best of the Stupid Years #2)

• Cover Artist: Don Martin (from Special #14)

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• Ad for Totally Mad 7-CD-Rom Collection
• Contents Page
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Frankenslime (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• One Not So Fine Afternoon Downtown (Don Martin)
• The Mad "Cost of Living" Index
  (written by John Ficarra / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at Bikers (Sergio Aragones)
• Only in the Middle of the Night...
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Exciting New Uses for Miracle Velcro
  (Al Jaffee / idea by T.J. Glenn)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy vs. Spy - joke gun fires real gun (Antonio Prohias)
• What Disc Jockeys Say...and What They Mean
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / idea by Dean Fiora)
  (Rick Meyerowitz art)
• If the Underworld Were Allowed to Advertise
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Rickard art)
• One Fine Day Downtown (Don Martin)
• A Mad Look at Other Uses for Live Lobsters
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• Mother Goose Around the World
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Judge Dreck (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at Horseback Riding (Sergio Aragones)
• How to Read an Airline Menu (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• When Not to Use Famous "Pick-Up" Lines
  (written by Chris Hart / Al Jaffee art)
• If Advertisers Made Use of Old Masters
  (written by Frank Jacobs)
• Spy vs. Spy - mousetrap elevation trick (Antonio Prohias)
• Mad Tips on Moving Out and Making It on Your Own
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
• One Day on a Tiny Desert Island (Don Martin)