Mad #251 December 1984

• Cover Artist: James Warhola

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• Ad for Alfred E. Neuman for President T-Shirt
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Forbidden Mad Paperback and Subscriptions
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch III - The Search For Plot (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Baby Talk Exposed (Paul Peter Porges)
• The TV Primetime Graveyard
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Baseball Owner of the Year
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Jack Davis art)
• A Mad Look at Airline Safety Instructions (Al Jaffee)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Ain't It Great!!
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Mad's Modern Believe It or Nuts!
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• What It Will Be Like When Every Device "Talks"
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Only in the Middle of the Night...
  (written by Tom Koch / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Don Martin Looks at Star Trek III - The Search for Spock
• The Criminals' Yellow Pages
  (written by Tom Koch / George Woodbridge art)
• Web*Star (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Fold-In -- What new form of addiction
  threatens to enslave our youth? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Mad Refuses to Support the President