Mad #75 December 1962

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Volksbuggen - Pesky Import
  (written by Al Jaffee / Bob Clarke art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "Learn from the mistakes of others, 'cause you'll never live long enough to make 'em all yourself!" -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2-3)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman bust and portrait, Subscriptions - "I 'Kidd' you not! No more digging up buried treasure for me!" (Lester Krauss photo of Nick Meglin as pirate),
  Mad In Orbit, A Golden Trashery of Mad
• Speak, and Ye Shall Find (The Answers)
  **various places around the magazine
  (written by Jack Mendelsohn)
• Speaking From Pictures
  (written by Gerald Gardner / UPI photos) (4-5)
• Alfred's Poor Almanac
  (written by Frank Jacobs / John Putnam art) (6)
• Kids Letters to Other World Leaders
  (written by Pearl Belkin / Bob Clarke art) (7-10)
• Spy Vs. Spy - home base hole / karate-throw rock-launch (Antonio Prohias) (11)
• The Irving Irving Story - A "Show-Business Movie" of the Future (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art) (12-16)
• Superstitions
  (written by Jack Mendelsohn / Bob Clarke art) (17-19)
• Celebrities' Home Movies (20-23)
  (written by Larry Siegel and Arnie Kogen / Wally Wood art)
• "Robinson Crusoe" or On The Beach with Don Martin -
  Mad's condensed version of the Daniel Defoe classic (24-28)
• Spy Vs. Spy Vs. Spy - spy faces part of game /
  weapon money (Antonio Prohias) (29)
• Intellectual TV Shows Geared to the "Seven-Year-Old Mind" (written by Earle Doud / Mort Drucker art) (30-33)
• The Lighter Side of Teenagers (Dave Berg) (34-37)
• A Celebrity's Purse - Elizabeth Taylor
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Bob Clarke art) (38-39)
• Mad's 1962 Football Roundup for
  Little-Known Schools and Colleges
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art) (40-42)
• Chicken - The Magazine for Gentle Men
  (written by Earle Doud / Jack Rickard art) (43-47)
• The Parting Shot (48)
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Joe Orlando art)
• Ad for Mad "Twists" Rock 'N' Roll L.P. (C3)
• Back Cover --
  Bootyrest by Zippin$ (Lester Krauss photo)