Mad #293 March 1990

• Cover Artist and Writer: Sergio Aragones
• Ad for Super Special Summer 1990 - Mad in Your Face! (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring A Pretentious Compendium of Mad's Very Best Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by Al Jaffee and Mad Zaps the Human Race! by Frank Jacobs
  Big Book Bonuses (2)
• Letters (photo of Billy Dee Williams with #290)
  (photos of Sergio Aragones with fake celebrities) (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Lethal Wreckin' Too! (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art) (4-8)
• The Extraordinary Eulogy Entrapment
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (9)
• Mad's Handy Foreign Phrase Guide for
  Various Types of Americans in Various Lands
  (written by Amy Gillett / Sergio Aragones art) (10-11)
• Mad's 12-Point Plan for Improving America
  Without Spending More Tax Dollars
  (written by Tom Koch / Mort Drucker art) (12-13)
• Spy vs. Spy - hair-dryer flame-thrower
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art) (14)
• The Mad Nasty File - Volume IV
  (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art) (15-17)
• The Chilling Chopper Chapter (Don (Duck) Edwing) (18)
• Apex Technical Schools for Other Occupations
  (written by Chris Hart / George Woodbridge art) (19-21)
• A Mad Peek Behind the Scenes
  On the Set of a Slasher Movie
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Greg Theakston art) (22-23)
• Past the Prime of Their Life (song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Mort Drucker art) (24-25)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg) (26-30)
• When Pressure Groups Really Take Over
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Clarke art) (31-33)
• Party Games for One (Paul Peter Porges) (34-35)
• Mad's Video Reviews
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art) (36-39)
• Mad Asks: Which is the Lesser of Two Evils???
  (written by Mike Snider / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (40-41)
• TV-Show "Theme Weeks" That Didn't Quite Work Out
  (written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (42-43)
• A Mad Look at The Fabulous 1980's
  (written by Larry Siegel and Bill Fibbers)
  (Angelo Torres art) (44-47)
• The Astounding Aeronautic Adventure
  (Don (Duck) Edwing) (48)
• Fold-In -- What beloved, legendary ball player is
  a poor bet to make the Hall of Fame? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- The Mad Dart Board
  (idea by Joel Z. Krisanda / Bob Clarke art)