MAD #413 — January 2002
"People who live in glass houses are a Reality TV producer's dream come true!" — Alfred E. Neuman
Contents
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Contents Page1
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Letters and Tomatoes Dept.2–3
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(various places around the magazine)
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4–9
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10–13
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The Controversial Artist Instruction SchoolShock By Mail Dept.Written by Frank Santopadre / Art by James Warhola
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Spy vs. Spy — jail bars firing squadJoke and Dagger Dept.
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Amazing Facts and Surprising Discoveries from the Human Genome DNA ProjectLetting the Gene Out of the Bottle Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Paul Coker, Jr.18–19
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Monroe &... Tinsel TeethAngster's Paradise Dept.Written by Anthony Barbieri / Art by Bill Wray
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MAD's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Eddie MurphyGrieving Las Vegas Dept.Written by Mike Snider / Art by Hermann Mejia26
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The 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2001
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1. Jerry Falwell Attacks America — "A.I.: Asinine Ideology" — (A.I.: Artificial Intelligence movie poster parody) — Art by Angelo Torres28
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2. Substance Abuse As A Career Move — "The 12 Steps of Celebrity Rehab" — Written by Mike Mikula / Art by Drew Friedman 29
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3. Little League Team, Major League Lie — "MAD's Modern Little League All-Star Trading Cards" — Written by Mike Snider / Art by Ray Alma 30
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4. Bill Clinton's $10 Million Book Deal — "One Nation Under Me" — (book cover parody) — Written by Arie Kaplan / Art by Scott Bricher 31
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5. Anne Heche Says "Bye Bi" — "Yep, I'm Not Gay" — (Time magazine cover parody) — Written by Greg Leitman 32
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6. Nascar's Crash Course in Recklessness — "Introducing NASCAR's New Pace Car" — Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / AP & Wide World photo 32
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7. Michael Jordan's Comeback — "Jordan at the Hoop" — (Casey at the Bat poem parody) — Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Mort Drucker33
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8. The High Court Sends Medical Marijuana Up In Smoke — "At Least They're Not High" — (Because I Got High — Afroman song parody) — Art by Hermann Mejia 34
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9. McVeigh's Death Lottery — "A Lottery Ticket They Might As Well Have Used" — Written by Jeff Kruse / Art by Keith Seidel 35
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10. The IRS Rebate — (a letter to taxpayers from the IRS) — Written by Dick DeBartolo 35
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11. The Great McSwindle — "The Honest Monopoly Game Board That Would Have Kept McDonald's Out of Trouble" — Written by Charlie Kadau / Research by Cheryl Spitzer 36
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12. Puff Daddy's "P. Diddy" Name Change — "P. Diddy Diddy Bang Bang" — (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang movie poster parody) — Written by Greg Leitman / Art by Mark Fredrickson 37
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13. China Gets the Olympics, Human Rights Gets the Shaft — Written by Don (Duck) Edwing / AP & Wide World photo 38
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14. Elton Duets With Eminem — "The Homey Sexual LP" — (album parody) — Written by Greg Leitman / Art by Hermann Mejia 38
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15. "Grizzly" Al Gore — "Other Bearded Looks Al Gore Considered…and Rejected" — Written by Scott Maiko / Art by Scott Bricher 39
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16. The Dreadfully Awful, Really Bad XFL — "The Differences Between the NFL and the XFL" (John Caldwell) 40–41
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17. The Bush Daughters' Un-Happy Hour — "MAD Offers Authentic Fake I.D.S so the Bush Daughters Can Eat, Drink and Drink Some More" 40–41
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18. Dennis Tito Attempts to Buy a Russian Trip to Space — "2001: A Space Idiocy" — (2001: A Space Odyssey movie poster parody) — Written by Greg Leitman / Art by Richard Williams 42
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19. Cloning / Gary Condit — Fold-In (Al Jaffee) 43
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20. What — MAD Sell Out? — "A MAD Cover We'll Soon See"
Written by Patrick Merrell / Art by Norman Mingo and Patrick Merrell44 sampleReprinted in 3 collections
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The Sopranos Family CircusCorn on the Mob Dept.Written by Frank Jacobs / Art by Jack Syracuse
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Season's Greetings 2001 from the Usual Gang of IdiotsClaus and Effect Dept.Art by Paul Coker, Jr.
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