Mad #414 February 2002

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Contents Page (1)
• Letters (2,4)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas (summary)
  **various places around the magazine
• America's Most Wanton! (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art) (6-11)
• Some Less-Than-Subtle Indications That Your Fairy
  Tale Romance Isn't Going to Have a Happy Ending
  (John Caldwell) (12-13)
• Even Yet Still Further More Badly-Needed
  Warning Labels For Today's Hottest CDs
  (written by Desmond Devlin) (14-16)
• A Toll of Two Cities (Don (Duck) Edwing) (17)
• When Other Teen Idols Jump on the Young Adult Novel Bandwagon (written by Arie Kaplan / Drew Friedman,
  Rick Tulka, Ray Alma, Hermann Mejia art) (18-21)
• Monroe &... the Youth Job Expo
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (22-24)
• Ad for tons of Mad merchandise (25)
• Harry Potter: Missing Dialogue They Won't Even Include on the Special Nine-Hour Collector's Edition Commemorative DVD (written by Greg Leitman) (26-27)
• Spy vs. Spy - nitroglycerin black
  & white comic strip paint (Peter Kuper) (28-29)
• For Whom the Booth Tolls (Don (Duck) Edwing) (30)
• The Lighter Side of...
  (Dave Berg / gray tones by Wildstorm) (31-34)
• 2001: The Year in Film (36-37)
  (written by Desmond Devlin / AP & Wide World photos)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Michael Jordan (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art) (38)
• A Mad Look at Monsters, Inc. (Sergio Aragones) (39-41)
• New Sales Pitches For Old Technology
  (written by David Allikas / Timothy Shamey art) (42-43)
• Only in Hollywood...
  (written by John Biederman / Bob Staake art) (44-45)
• Eh! (TV satire)
  (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art) (46-50)
• What Goes Down Must Come Up
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art) (51)
• Fold-In -- What widely-read fiction has
  become a national obsession? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Alfred featured in real "got milk?" ad
  (Norman Mingo art)