Mad Special #49 Winter 1984

(The Worst From Mad)

• Cover Artist: George Woodbridge
• Mad Logo: Harvey Kurtzman

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• Aquarium Fish Smile For Photographer (Sergio Aragones)
• Contents Page
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Abominal House (movie satire) (Mort Drucker art)
  (written by Arnie Kogen and Dick DeBartolo)
• Early One Morning in South America (Don Martin)
• Money Talks (written by Henry Clark / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's Candid Snapshots of Some Insignificant
  Moments in Sports (Paul Peter Porges)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Teachers
  (Al Jaffee)
• The Lighter Side of Neighbors (Dave Berg)
• One Night in the L.A. Bus Terminal (Don Martin)
• Some "Joy of..." Books We Could Really Use
  (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• Spy vs. Spy - camouflaged helicopter bird
  lays bomb egg (Antonio Prohias)
• Crafty Bunko Schemes, Inc. 1979-80 Repairmen's Parts &
  Supply Catalogue (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Doctors
  (Al Jaffee)
• If Children Treated Their Parents
  the Way Their Parents Treat Them
  (written by Barry Liebmann / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Didja Ever Notice That...
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Jones art)
• Early One Morning Down in South America (Don Martin)
• What is Humility?
  (written by Tom Koch / Sergio Aragones art)
• The Lighter Side of Boo-Boos (Dave Berg)
• One Evening in an Amsterdam Bus Terminal (Don Martin)
• Candid Close-Ups of Some Legendary Feets
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Bob Jones art)
• Parents are Unconstitutional
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• 8 Shocking All-New Full Color Mad Wall Signs
  • Warning! This room is occupied by a sex-starved