Mad #207 June 1979

• Cover Artist: Bob Jones

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (hiding in a garbage can on trash collection day - Jack Davis art) (C2)
• Contents Page (1)
• "The trouble with some people who don't have very
  much to say is that you have to listen so long to find out!"
  -- Alfred E. Neuman
• Letters (2)
• Ad for The Mad Guide to Self-Improvement Paperback (3)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Abominal House (movie satire) (Mort Drucker art)
  (written by Arnie Kogen and Dick DeBartolo) (4-10)
• Early One Morning South of the Border (Don Martin) (11)
• Money Talks
  (written by Henry Clark / Bob Clarke art) (12-13)
• Parents are Unconstitutional
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art) (14-16)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Teachers
  (Al Jaffee) (17)
• The Lighter Side of Neighbors (Dave Berg) (18-22)
• One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street (Don Martin) (23)
• A Mad Look at Half-Truths in TV Ads
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Al Jaffee art) (24-26)
• Tax Returns for Teenagers
  (written by Dick DeBartolo) (27-28)
• Academy Awards for Union Leaders
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art) (29-33)
• Didja Ever Notice That...
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Jones art) (34-36)
• The Mad Success Primer of the '70's
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art) (37-39)
• Spy vs. Spy - roll-away bridge
  embankment (Antonio Prohias) (40)
• Reject UFO's (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art) (41-47)
• One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal
  (Don Martin) (48)
• Fold-In -- What heavy drinker
  should be kept off the road? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
• Back Cover -- Werewolf In Dog-Catcher's Truck
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)