Mad #207 June 1979

• Cover Artist: Bob Jones

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (Jack Davis art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  The Mad Guide to Self-Improvement Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Abominal House (movie satire) (Mort Drucker art)
  (written by Arnie Kogen and Dick DeBartolo)
• Early One Morning South of the Border (Don Martin)
• Money Talks (written by Henry Clark / Bob Clarke art)
• Parents are Unconstitutional
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Teachers (Al Jaffee)
• The Lighter Side of Neighbors (Dave Berg)
• One Afternoon Downtown on Main Street (Don Martin)
• A Mad Look at Half-Truths in TV Ads
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Al Jaffee art)
• Tax Returns for Teenagers (written by Dick DeBartolo)
• Academy Awards for Union Leaders
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art)
• Didja Ever Notice That...
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Bob Jones art)
• The Mad Success Primer of the '70's
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Reject UFO's (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• One Evening in a Georgia Bus Terminal (Don Martin)
• Fold-In -- What heavy drinker
  should be kept off the road? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Werewolf In Dog-Catcher's Truck
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)