Mad #209 September 1979

• Cover Artist: Norman Mingo
• Cover Writer: Al Jaffee

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• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself? (Angelo Torres art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Ku Klux Klan complains about slander)
• Ads for Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Super Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Invasion of the Booty Snatchers (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• The Disco Man (written by Tom Koch / Don Martin art)
  - with apologies to Alfred Noyes' The Highwayman
• Guarantees We'd Like to See
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• The Lighter Side of Inadequacy (Dave Berg)
• Mad Medals to be Presented to Deserving Politicians (Al Jaffee)
• Future "Famous Collector's Series"
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• Mad's "Judge of the Year"
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• The Turtle (written by Paul Peter Porges / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Other Household Security Alarm Systems
  (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• When "Truth-In-Advertising" Laws Apply to Classified Ads
  (written by Tom Koch)
• A Mad Assortment of Exposed "Jocks" (Paul Peter Porges)
• Shmork & Windy (TV satire) (Angelo Torres art)
  (written by Lou Silverstone and Dick DeBartolo)
• Fold-In -- What kind of "tripping" is
  becoming a big turn-off for many kids? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- He's sure heavy, Voters... he's m' brother!
  (Jack Rickard art)