Mad #238 April 1983

• Cover Artist: Jack Rickard

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• Cactus Extras at Politician's Televised Rally (Sergio Aragones)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Eternally Mad Paperback, Alfred E. Neuman portraits,
  Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• An Officer Ain't No Gentleman (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• Don Martin's Atomic Holocaust Survival Manual
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Mad's X-Reagans
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art / UPI photos)
• Mad's Suggestions For How Our Cities Can
  Solve Their Problems (Harry North, Esq. art)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo and Fred Block)
• Little Known and Rarely Diagnosed Mad Ailments
  Contracted at Hospitals (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The U.S. Video Game Olympic Team
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• An Andy Rooney "60 Minutes" Editorial We'd Like to See
  (written by John Ficarra / UPI photo)
• You Know He/She is Not For You When...
  (written by Stan Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• A Mad Look at The Differences Between Optimism,
  Pessimism & Realism (written by Tom Koch / Jack Davis art)
• Mad's New Twists to Old Tales (Paul Peter Porges)
• If Parents and Children Behaved Like Professional
  Sports Figures (written by Dennis Snee / Jack Rickard art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Private Benjurmind (TV satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What recent spiritual movement
  has (Thank God!) burned itself out? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Atari E.T. Game Cartridge Pricing - OUCH!
  (Irving Schild photo)