Mad #244 January 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Subscriptions (George Woodbridge art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Mark Hamill reading Mad)
• Ad for The Mad Tell It Like It Is Book Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Warped Games (movie satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Mort Drucker art)
• Bedsheet Signs We'll Never See on TV
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• Macho is... (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• One Morning in the Dungeon Room
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• Mad's Multiple Choice TV Scene Test (Paul Peter Porges)
• One Afternoon in the School Room
  (written by Sergio Aragones / Don Martin art)
• Mad's All-Inclusive "Monday Night Football" Betting Pool
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
• Famous Quotations and How the People Back Then Reacted
  to Them (written by Frank Jacobs / Harry North, Esq. art)
• Asinine to Five (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's All-Inclusive Do-It-Yourself "Jingle Bells"
  (written by Frank Jacobs)
• A Mad History of Communication
  (written by Larry Siegel / George Woodbridge art)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number Two - Will You Make a Good Teacher? (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• You Know You're in a Second Marriage When... (Lloyd Gola)
• Psycho, Too (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• One Evening in the Living Room
  (written by Kevin Joy / Don Martin art)
• Fold-In -- What kind of weather report
  can chill you to the bone? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover - Lunchbox Pop-Up Clown
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)