Mad #245 March 1984

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Mad Super Special Summer 1984 - Violence!
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad Cheap Shots Paperback (Paul Peter Porges),
  Alfred E. Neuman portraits, Subscriptions (Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Staying Awake (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Jack Davis art)
• One Lucky Morning on Friday the 13th
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• What Parents Think...and...What Kids Think
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Aptitude Test Number Three - Will You Make a Good Athlete? (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• What is a Hang-Up?
  (written by Tom Koch / Sergio Aragones art)
• Wishful Thinking
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Harry North, Esq. art)
• One Insane Afternoon on Interstate 80
  (written by John Ficarra / Don Martin art)
• Little Known Patents and the Patents' Holders
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / George Woodbridge art)
• Mad's Helpful Hints on Breaking Up With a Girl
  (written by Larry Siegel / Jack Rickard art)
• We Won't Miss Them...Or Will We?!? (Paul Peter Porges)
• The 1984 M.G.M. Movie Theatre Owners Supply Catalogue
  (written by Tom Koch / Bob Clarke art)
• A Mad Look at Ants (Bill Johnson)
• One Ridiculous Evening in the Jungle
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Not-So-New-Hart (TV satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Angelo Torres art)
• Fold-In -- What dreaded eruption will
  devastate millions in 1984? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Caveman Graffiti
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)