Mad #260 January 1986

• Cover Artist: Jack Davis

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Don Martin art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (Spy vs. Spy II: The Island Caper game promoted)
  (photo still from The Goonies shows Sean Astin reading Mad)
• Ad for The Mad Book of Fears and Phobias Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Bleak for the Future (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• New Uses for Old Batteries (Al Jaffee)
• Traveler's Blues (Glenn Frey song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Harvey Kurtzman & Will Elder art)
• One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Artie Charney
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• The Mad Nasty File (written by Tom Koch / Gerry Gersten art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Floppy Disk (Sergio Aragones)
• Truth in Road Signs
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Bob Clarke art)
• The Crummymooners (TV rerun satire)
  (written by Larry Siegel / Sam Viviano art)
• A "Miranda Law" For Everyday Victims
  (written by Lou Silverstone / George Woodbridge art)
• Horrifying Show-Biz Cliches
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Seymour Schmendrick
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art)
• Sicky Minutes Looks at Sex and Violence in America Today!
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Angelo Torres art)
• A Mad Field Guide for Spotting Celebrities at the Movies
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• Mad's Really Relevant Book of Lists - Volume 2
  (written by Frank Jacobs)
• Laundromat Bingo (written by Rurik Tyler / Bob Clarke art)
• One Not So Fine Day in the Life of Harold Qwerty
  (written by Mat Jacobs / Don Martin art)
• Kookoon (movie satire)
  (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Fold-In -- How did this year's biggest
  product promotion end up? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Don't Feed the Fake Animals!
  (written by Clay Graham / Don Martin art)