Mad #261 March 1986

• Cover Artists: Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Don Martin art)
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ads for Mad's Don Martin Sails Ahead Paperback,
  Super Special Summer 1986, Alfred E. Neuman portraits
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Miami Price (TV Satire)
  (written by Lou Silverstone / Mort Drucker art)
• One Tuesday Morning on Easter Island
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Don Martin art)
• Mad's Do-It-Yourself "Indiana Jones" Sequel
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Jack Davis art)
• Mad's Great American Scavenger Hunt
  (written by Mike Snider / Sergio Aragones art)
• Some American Express Card Commercials We'd Like to See (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• One Wednesday Morning in Roxbury, Connecticut
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Mad Suggestions on How to Enjoy the Feeling of a Mid-Winter Beach Vacation While Staying at Home (Paul Peter Porges)
• Camouflage Tricks of City Animals
  (written by Rurik Tyler / Harvey Kurtzman and Will Elder art)
• Mad's 14 Rules of Good Behavior
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Antonio Prohias)
• New Uses for Arm & Hammer Baking Soda
  (written by Mike Snider / Bob Clarke art)
• Specialized Cable TV Networks of the Future
  (written by Frank Jacobs and Earle Doud / Sam Viviano art)
• Zonk Me Out at the Ball Game (song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Al Jaffee art / John Ambrosio idea)
• Mad's Human Equivalency Scale
  (written by Mike Snider / Harry North, Esq. art)
• The Mad Guide to Yuppies, Yullies, and Yuffies
  (written by Frank Jacobs / George Woodbridge art)
• One Thursday Morning in the Dungeon
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Don Martin art)
• Murder She Hopes (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's Personal Ads (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• Picnicking Over a Missile Silo
  (written by Paul Peter Porges / Don Martin art)
• Back Cover -- New, Improved Mad Pooper Scooper (Al Jaffee)