Mad #285 March 1989

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special Summer 1989 - School Sucks
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Mort Drucker's Mad Show-
  Stoppers, Mad's Maddest Writer Dick DeBartolo Presents Here's Mad in Your Eye, and The Completely Mad Don Martin
  Big Book Bonuses
• Letters (photo of Mark Summers holding #282,
  pieing Dick DeBartolo)
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Beers (TV satire) (written by Debbee Ovitz / Mort Drucker art)
• Drama on Page 9 (John Caldwell)
• Mad Re-Examines More Wise Old Sayings
  (written by Tom Koch / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Mad's Find-The-Hidden-Scoundrels Puzzle
  (written by John Prete / Al Jaffee art)
• A Mad Look at Small Wheels (Sergio Aragones)
• When Roger Rabbit Technology Takes Over All of
  Hollywood's Films (written by Stan Hart / Bob Clarke art)
• NBC's Superbowl Pregame Memo
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Jack Davis art)
• Don't Be Fooled (Elvis Presley song parody)
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Gerry Gersten art)
• Toys "R" U Catalogue (George Woodbridge art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Recasting Famous Old Movies With Today's Famous Wrestlers
  (written by John Prete / Sam Viviano art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Some Classic Examples of World Class Boredom
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• Greeting Cards For Very, Very Special Occasions
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Jones art)
  (idea by Jeffrey L. Cohen)
• Don (Duck) Edwing Moseys Out West
• Crocktale (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Angelo Torres art)
• Drama on Page 48 (John Caldwell)
• Fold-In -- What's the worst poison spewing
  out of Downey Jr.'s big mouth? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Toys "R" U Catalogue (Bob Clarke art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau & Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photos)