Mad #287 June 1989

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Fall 1989 - Mad Shorts
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions featuring Mad Buttons Bonus
• Letters
• Ad for A Mad Look at the 60's Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Grossanne (TV satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Mort Drucker art)
• A Mad Look at Female Bodybuilders (Sergio Aragones)
• Future Supreme Court Decisions
  (written by Tom Koch / Angelo Torres art)
• Specialized Nautilus Machines for Practical Everyday Activities
  (written by Larry Siegel / Al Jaffee art)
• The Unnerving Undertaker's Undertaking
  (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Anonymous Groups That Didn't Make It
  (written by Chris Hart / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Additions to the Dictionary (written by Frank Jacobs)
• Will Eisner's City People Notebook
• Consumer Reports Aimed at Special Interest Groups
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Stupid Pet Owner Tricks (Paul Peter Porges)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• It's Never a Good Sign When...
  (written by John Prete / Al Jaffee art)
• The Refrigerated Rocky Run-Through (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Kookoon - The Rehash (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Jack Davis art)
• Spy vs. Spy (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Bob Clarke art)
• Headlines You Can Bet We'll Never See
  (written by Mike Snider)
• The Hideous Headsman's Horseplay (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Academy Awards for Movie Audience Members
  (written by Mike Snider / Sam Viviano art)
• Not Playing (written by Charlie Kadau / Greg Theakston art)
• Fold-In -- What is constantly reaching record heights?
  (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Mad Bookmarks (Dennis Wunderlin bug art)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)