Mad #311 June 1992

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Ad for Super Special Sept. 1992 - Complete Star Trek Collection
• Ad for Subscriptions with Mad Pin Collection Bonus
• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Mad Disasters by Don (Duck) Edwing Paperback
• "Next Donahue" (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
  (Rick Tulka art) **various places around the magazine
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Adnauseam Family (movie satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• The Horrendous Homeless Heartbreak (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• It Never Works, But You Gotta Try...
  (written by Mike Snider / Harry North, Esq. art)
• A Mad Look at Gardening (Sergio Aragones)
• Mad's Suggestions for Gulf War Memorials (Al Jaffee)
• Horrifying Political Cliches
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• If You Never Hear Anyone Say...
  (written by Mark Hudis / John Pound art)
• Spy Vs. Spy (written by Antonio Prohias / Bob Clarke art)
• Gnome Improvement (TV satire)
  (written by A. J. Marley / Angelo Torres art)
• The Soggy Sea Saga (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Customer Satisfaction Surveys We'd Really Like to See
  (written by Cary Pepper / Tom Bunk art)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• You've Been Looking for Waldo - Now Where's...?
  (Paul Peter Porges)
• An Academy Award Scene We'd Like to See
  (written by Joy Wessel / James Warhola art)
• Still More Badly Needed Warning Labels for Rock Albums
  (written by Desmond Devlin)
• The Shocking Sundown Showdown (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• More Obituaries for Merchandising Characters
  (written by Frank Jacobs / Bob Clarke art)
• Not Playing (The Sequel)
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Greg Theakston art)
• Fold-In -- What Republican with an outrageous past is
  hoping to steal his party's nomination in '92? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover --
  Johnnie Warper - Good Taste is Always in Absence
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola / Irving Schild photo)