Mad #321 September 1993

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker

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• Ad for Super Special November 1993 - Sex & Dating
• Contents Page
• Ad for Subscriptions - Why Kill Yourself?
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Letters (photo of Mayim Bialik with #318)
• Ad for Bristling Mad Paperback
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• Star Blecch Deep Space Swine (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art)
• Least Common Accidents and Injuries in America
  (written by Mike Snider / Tom Bunk art)
• When Celebrities Take Jobs as Product Logos
  (written by Brent Brown / Greg Theakston art)
• Other Uses for Blow-Dryers (Paul Peter Porges)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• RIP 2000 Suicide Machine Owners Manual
  (written by Charlie Kadau / Bob Clarke art)
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions /
  Stinging Comebacks to Snappy Answers (Al Jaffee)
• Groundhog Deja Vu (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Angelo Torres art)
• The Avenging Oar (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Spy Vs. Spy
  (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / George Woodbridge art)
• Spin Doctors for the Rest of Us
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• Real-Life Stupid Human Tricks
  (written by Mike Snider / Jack Davis art)
• Charade (newspaper parody)
  (written by Charlie Kadau and Joe Raiola)
• Baseball Card Wars
  (written by Desmond Devlin / Paul Coker, Jr. art)
• Show You Care. Save a Child Star
  (written by Frank Santopadre)
• Fold-In -- What vile act would be more perverse than
  anything these performers have been accused of? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Great Moments in Military Toy History -
  Manufacturers Lift the Ban on Gay Action Figures
  (Irving Schild photo)