Doug Gilford's Mad Cover Site

Mad #363 November 1997

Cover Artist: Joe Devito

Border Artist: Al Jaffee

Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art from #52) (C2)

Contents Page (1)

"The problem with our economy is that our budget
is supposed to be balanced by people who aren't!"
-- Alfred E. Neuman

Letters (photo of Alice Cooper choking the
Mad office Alfred E. Neuman statue) (2-3)

Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
**various places around the magazine

F*!@/OFF (movie satire)
(written by Dick DeBartolo / Mort Drucker art) (4-8)

Melvin & Jenkins' Guide to Dating
(written by Tom Cheney / Kevin Pope art) (9-11)

The Mad World of Drugs
(written by Anna Becker / Peter Kuper art) (12-14)
Product Acronyms You Never Knew Existed (written by Darren Johnson / Richard Weiss art) (15)
Job Application Form For the Next Spice Girl
(written by Charlie Kadau / Hermann Mejia art) (16-17)
Monroe &... The Gym Class (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art) (18-20)
Why Your Parents Really Had You (written by Peggy Doody / R.J. Matson art) (21-23)
Mad's Little Known Windows 95 "Tips of the Day"
(written by Jeff Kruse / Gerry Gersten art) (24-25)
6 Degrees of Separation Between Anyone and Anything
(written by Mike Snider / Rick Tulka art) (26-27)
A Mad Look at Gangs (Sergio Aragones) (28-30)
Mad Interviews the Defense Attorney of the Year
(written by Stan Hart / Timothy Shamey art) (31-35)
So What If It's 110 Degrees, You'd Better Keep Sewing. (Nike ad parody) (Irving Schild photo)
(written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola) (36-37)
The Dead-On Symptoms of a Dying Shopping Mall (John Caldwell) (38-39)
Spy vs. Spy - bullet proof outfit (Peter Kuper) (40-41)
Corntact (movie satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Sam Viviano art) (42-47)
Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: The Spice Girls
(written by Mike Snider / Thomas Fluharty art) (48)
Fold-In -- What scientific meddling has many folks trembling? (Al Jaffee) (C3)
Back Cover --
eVan Gogh Holyfield - Self Portrait (written by Don (Duck) Edwing / James Warhola art)

Click

for sample!