Mad #364 December 1997

• Cover Artist: Mort Drucker
• Border Artist: Paul Coker, Jr.

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• Ad for Subscriptions (Kelly Freas art)
• Contents Page
• Letters (photo of Don (Duck) Edwing on the
  cover of Home Worker Magazine)
  • D. A. Hittle - Eastern Oregon Correctional Institute - Pendelton, OR
  • Celebrity Snap with #356 -
    Carey Proctor (with Richard Karn) - Port Orchard, WA
  • Mark Isham - Elizabethtown, KY
  • RedBarTX@aol.com
  • Brandon Elmer - Evansville, WI
  • DmanChaz@aol.com
  • Lucas Cummins - Franfort, KY
  • Todd Dooley - Oswego, IL
  • Tyrant1@aol.com
• Ad for Super Special December 1997 #125 - Big Bad Mad #5
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• NBC's Desperate Plans for Seinfeld Spinoffs
  (written by David Shayne and Joe Raiola / Drew Friedman art)
• Monroe &... The Big Party
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Air Farce One (movie satire)
  (written by Stan Hart / Sam Viviano art)
• Product Instructions for a Dumbed-Down America
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Monte Wolverton art)
• Newspaper Stories You May See
  After Future Anti-Discrimination Lawsuits
  (written by Stan Hart / James Warhola art)

• The Beer Hunter (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• Important Lessons Learned from the Mars Pathfinder Mission
  (written by Andrew J. Schwartzberg / Tom Hachtman art)
• Mad-sterpiece Theater: Sadistic "Simon Says" (written by Butch D'Ambrosio / Tom Bunk art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• A Mad Look at Airports (Sergio Aragones)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg)
• Playboy Newsstand Spectacles (written by Jeff Kruse / Greg Theakston art)
• Microsoft: What we're doing to you today (ad parody)
• Still Even More Chilling Thoughts (written by Desmond Devlin / Rick Tulka art)
• Adult Novelties for Losers (John Caldwell)
• The Droop Carey Show (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Jerry Seinfeld
  (written by Mike Snider / James Warhola art)
• Fold-In -- What beloved four-legged creature won't be around to light up kid's lives this Christmas?
  (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Marilyn Hanson (written by Desmond Devlin / Hermann Mejia art)