Mad #414 February 2002

• Cover Artist: Richard Williams

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• America's Most Wanton! (TV satire)
  (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art)
• Some Less-Than-Subtle Indications That Your Fairy Tale Romance Isn't Going to Have a Happy Ending (John Caldwell)
• Even Yet Still Further More Badly-Needed Warning Labels
  For Today's Hottest CDs (written by Desmond Devlin)
• A Toll of Two Cities (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• When Other Teen Idols Jump on the Young
  Adult Novel Bandwagon (written by Arie Kaplan)
  (Drew Friedman, Rick Tulka, Ray Alma, Hermann Mejia art)
• Monroe &... the Youth Job Expo
  (written by Anthony Barbieri / Bill Wray art)
• Ad for tons of Mad merchandise
• Harry Potter: Missing Dialogue They Won't Even Include on the Special Nine-Hour Collector's Edition Commemorative DVD (written by Greg Leitman)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• For Whom the Booth Tolls (Don (Duck) Edwing)
• The Lighter Side of... (Dave Berg / gray tones by Wildstorm)
• 2001: The Year in Film
  (written by Desmond Devlin / AP & Wide World photos)
• Mad's Celebrity Cause-Of-Death Betting Odds: Michael Jordan (written by Mike Snider / Hermann Mejia art)
• A Mad Look at Monsters, Inc. (Sergio Aragones)
• New Sales Pitches For Old Technology
  (written by David Allikas / Timothy Shamey art)
• Only in Hollywood...
  (written by John Biederman / Bob Staake art)
• Eh! (TV satire) (written by Josh Gordon / Angelo Torres art)
• What Goes Down Must Come Up
  (written by Michael Gallagher / Tom Bunk art)
• Fold-In -- What widely-read fiction has
  become a national obsession? (Al Jaffee)
• Back Cover -- Alfred featured in real "got milk?" ad
  (Norman Mingo art)