Mad #470 October 2006

• Cover Artist: Mark Fredrickson

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• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Scott Maiko, Patrick Merrell, Rich Powell,
  Teresa Burns Parkhurst, Johnny Ryan, Kiernan P. Schmitt, Jack Syracuse, P. C. Vey, Adam Zyglis)
  • Classified Ads
  • Bitterman
  • The Puzzle Nook
  • Saddam Sez:
  • The Fast 5 - Likely Future Quotes from Ann Coulter

• Vey To Go!
• Troubling Signs That Your Parents Actually Are Crazy
• The NFL Ref Report: Beauty and the Beast
• Other Comic Book Character Secrets Following Batwoman's Coming Out of the Closet
• Fundalini Foto News: President Bush Rubs German Chancellor Angela Merkel the Wrong Way
• In the Zeitgeist of Zyglis - The Passion of the Cuervo
• How Lame Is Earl (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Mort Drucker art)
• Back-To-School Look at Common Miscues, Flubs & Screw-ups of the Novice Class Clown (John Caldwell)
• Planet Tad (written by Tim Carvell)
• A Mad Look At Price Clubs (Sergio Aragones / color by Tom Luth)
• The Strip Club
  • Me, Myself and My Puppet - At the Store (John Kovaleski)
  • Scooby-Don't! (Jason Yungbluth)
  • Middle School Nostradamus (Simon Rich and M. K. Perker)
  • The Hero Santon! (Don Asmussen)
  • I'm With Stupid (Rich Moyer)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
  • Father O'Flannity's Hot Tub Confessions with The Olsen Twins (Keith Knight)
  • Why Cartoons Shouldn't Smoke (Glen LeLievre)
  • The Pandering Process (Dustin Glick)
• The DMV Road Test For the Real World (written by Jacob Lambert / Tom Bunk art)
• 10 Things Not To Say During A Hospital Visit (Teresa Burns Parkhurst)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• Monroe And... The New Beginning (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art)
• Children's Holiday Characters From 'Round The World
  (written by Teresa Burns Parkhurst / Hermann Mejia art)
• 7 Periods Closer To Death (Ted Rall)
• Ad for Subscriptions
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Yell's Kitchen (TV satire) (written by Dick DeBartolo / Tom Richmond art)
• Fold-In -- What group is guilty of the most flagrant invasion of privacy? (Al Jaffee)