Mad #487 March 2008

• Contents Page
• Letters
• Ad for Subscription with bonus #43 print offer
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, John Caldwell,
  Evan Dorkin, Sarah Dyer, Garth Gerhart, Jeff Kruse,
  Jacob Lambert, Greg Leitman, Ryan Pagelow, Adam Rust,
  Sam Sisco, Jack Syracuse)
  • Fundalini Photo Exclusive -
    The George Mitchell Steroid Press Conference
  • Paint Like the Masters -
    Leonardo Da Vinci (Fifth in a Series)
  • Bitterman
  • Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Mike Huckabee

• Rejected Catchphrases from Rambo
• Casto Comments:
• Lesser-Known Strikes in the Entertainment Industry...
• Shocking Revelations George Mitchell Left Out of His Report on Steroids in Baseball
• The Fast 5 - Fun-Sounding Interrogating Methods the CIA is Considering to Replace Waterboarding
• Monkeys Are Always Funny
• The Ryan's Den
• Zeroes (TV satire) (written by Desmond Devlin / Tom Richmond art)
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
  Mad About Star Wars, and Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin books
• The Darker Side of The Lighter Side (Dave Berg originals / uncredited altered dialogue)
• Monroe and... High School Musical (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art / Ryan Flanders color)
• Zygote 101 (ad parody) (Scott Bricher art)
• If Classic Old Movie Scenes Were Filmed Today (written by Dick DeBartolo / Hermann Mejia art)
• Planet TAD!!!!! (written by Tim Carvell / Brian Durniak art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Why George W. Bush is in Favor of Global Warming - A Mad Exposé (written by Jacob Lambert)
  (Joel Pett, Mike Peters, Jack Higgins, Dick Locher, Matt Davies,
  Clay Bennett, Michael Ramirez, Ben Sargent, Steve Breen, Jim Morin art)
• Extremist Makeover - Politician Edition (written by Jeff Kruse / Drew Friedman art)
• Mad's Bat-tastic The Dark Knight Outtakes
• A Mad Look At Halo (Sergio Aragones)
• Ad for Mad for Decades book
• American Gagster (movie satire) (written by Arnie Kogen / Mort Drucker art)
• Ad for Mad Kids
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #82)
• Fold-In -- What major star has recently admitted receiving
  illegal career-damaging human growth injections? (Al Jaffee)