Mad #486 February 2008

• Contents Page
• Letters
• Sergio Aragones Drawn-Out Dramas
  **various places around the magazine
• The Fundalini Pages (Charles Akins, Peter Bagge, Scott Bricher, Tom Bunk, John Caldwell, Paul Coker, Jr.,
  Desmond Devlin, Darren Johnson, Jeff Kruse, Jacob Lambert, Jack Syracuse, Sumukh Torgalkar, P. C. Vey)
  • Things You Don't Want to Hear
    from a High School Guidance Counselor
  • Better Happy Endings to Fairy Tales
    than "Happily Ever After"
  • Fundalini Presents...
    The 3 Biggest Lies!!! - In Video Games
  • Least E-Mailed Articles
  • Only a Hardcore Cable News Junkie...

• Modern Heart Pendants
• Better Happy Endings to Fairy Tales than "Happily Ever After"
• Meet the '08 Presidential Candidates - Dennis Kucinich
• Vey To Go!
• Fundalini Goes to the White House - Nobel Prize Winner Al Gore Visits President Bush
• Better Happy Endings to Fairy Tales than "Happily Ever After"
• The Godfrey Report
• Things Your Overprotective Parents Will Do If They See Your Myspace Page
• George W. Bush "Spins" His Final State of the Union Address (idea by Frank Jacobs / Ward Sutton art)
• Spy vs. Spy (Peter Kuper)
• Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions (Al Jaffee / color by Ryan Flanders)
• Zeroes - Ignore the Candidates, Save the World.
• A Mad Look At Death (Sergio Aragones)
• Ad for Spy vs. Spy - The Joke and Dagger Files, The Mad War on Bush,
  Mad About Star Wars, and Mad's Greatest Artists - The Completely Mad Don Martin books
• Mad Presents The Whitest Kids U' Know (special advertising section)
  • Cover (Mark Fredrickson)
  • Get to Know The Whitest Kids U' Know... (written by Dick DeBartolo / Hermann Mejia art)
  • "Scaring Babies!" (Jack Syracuse art)
  • "The Pregnancy Test" (Drew Friedman art)
  • "Polite War" (Tom Bunk art)
  • "Sexy Fawn" (Tom Richmond art)
• Monroe and... The Recall (written by Anthony Barbieri / Tom Fowler art / color by Ryan Flanders)
• Ad for Subscription with bonus #43 print offer
• When the Morbidly Obese Go Bad (John Caldwell)
• Mad's Juvenile Kid Nation Outtakes
• Ad for Absolutely Mad DVD
• The Strip Club
  • EEK! (Scott Nickel)
  • The Legendary Deliveries of Pete Zahn (John Kovaleski)
  • Fantabulaman (Ted Rall)
  • Whoops (Stan Arrowood)
  • The Machine That Travels Through Time (Joey Alison Sayers)
  • Just Below the Surface (Douglas Paszkiewicz)
  • It Only Hurts When I Laugh (Christopher Baldwin)
• Happy Hour Candidate Rundown (Ted Rall)
• Man Vs. Wild... At The Mall (TV satire) (written by David Shayne / Hermann Mejia art)
• What The Heck is the Difference? (featuring cover #331)
• Fold-In -- What unqualified, smug goofball was, thankfully, banned from running for president in 2008?
  (Al Jaffee)